Don't you DARE roll your eyes at me boy!! :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
And I demand a paternity test! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
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Don't you DARE roll your eyes at me boy!! :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
And I demand a paternity test! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
What does this mean:
ALLworld
__________It's a small world after all.
Submitted by Kymera:
What does this mean:
GRABHAND > GRAB + HAND
__________
The whole is greater than the sum of it's parts.
What does this mean:
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s ui ht s
__________Sit down ans shut up.
Sit down and shutup!!Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
GRABHAND > GRAB + HAND
7181281144
71812
81144
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152956
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The sum of the whole is greater than the sum of the parts?
The whole is greater than the sum of it's parts. :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Global?Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
That was the closest ever in this thread, but I have to go with NooNoo with Kymera's problem.
And also the "sit down and shut up" thing
Let's see... carry the 4... substract .45%... that will be 6 points to NooNoo. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
so allword is yet unsolved?
Yup.Quote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
It's a small world after all.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
I love these kinds of puzzles. Too bad I was late getting back to the game =/
Guntz gets it. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Guntz
A large construction company keen on employee theft got tipped off that one particular worker should be observed.
As it stands, this guy was being intercepted each evening by security and all they could find in his wheelbarrow was scraps of wood, discarded electrical wiring and chunks of concrete.
What was happening?
__________
He was stealing wheelbarrows.
he was stealing wheelbarrows!Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
He was stealing wheelbarrows.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
If our posts show up with the same time, do we both get credit?Quote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
Sorry, first post gets it, as the first post up is still first even if post times have identical minutes showing.Quote:
Originally Posted by RIOT
NooNoo gets 3 points this time.
Yay!
:sad:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
There you go doing it again!!! I think she's got some special mod privilege she's abusing...Quote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
:p
I wish... I know when someone else is posting a few seconds before me on a thread, the post reply button takes a little longer to react.
George has gone to a high school reunion and met up with an old friend.
"George! How have you been ol' buddy? It must be 15 years since we last saw each other."
"At least that," George replies. "I've been keeping well, but tell me about yourself."
His friend answered, "I'm married now, but to someone you would not know. By the way, this is my daughter."
George looked at the young girl and asked her name.
"My name is the same as my mother's," she replied.
"Then I bet your name is Susan," said George.
How could he know?
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George's friend's name is Susan.
Wow.Quote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
Forum ESP. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
The daughter is not a product of the marriage with the wife george does not know.... but a previous one. The friend is was possibly George's ex partner and the friend did not tell george he had a daughter.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Nope.
It was on her name tag that everyone puts on at a reunion. :thumbs:
Another good guess, but wrong.
the friend IS susan. the little story makes no mention of gender, though I guess we are supposed to infer gender by the language like "hey old buddy" which is typically a guy thing to say but there is no law that says a woman can't say it.
You got me, and 3 more points. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by kato2274
On reading carefully, I decided nothing is known as the daughter does not confirm or deny that her name is Susan. The question says "how could he know?" but it does not relate to the information as is.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Perhaps I should have indicated that his statement was true, to make it clearer?Quote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
Damn I can never get back here during the day in time to answer half the questions =/ What's kinda funny as I read that question I just assumed that his freind was a woman and thought either the question was too easy or just a trick question.
Simple, the "friend" is the mother, not the fatherQuote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Edit: Damnit, answer already given, i need to read more carefully
WORD PROBLEMS
Each is worth 3 points
Please state the number of the problem you are answering in your reply.
____________-1-
wareclean"Clean underwear"
____________-2-
FRIENDS STANDING FRIENDSmiss"Misunderstanding between friends"
____________-3-
22Arizona"Tucson, Arizona"
____________-4-
JUS 144 TICE"Gross injustice"
____________-5-
OdOoOmO"Dominoes"
____________-6-
B BU UR RN N"Sideburns"
____________-7-
dashotrk"Shot in the dark"
____________-8-
polmomice"Mother in law"
____________
-9-
SGEG"Scrambled eggs"
____________-10-
EgIoGgHoT EgIoGgHoTEgIoGgHoT EgIoGgHoT"Two goes into eight four times"
PS - You are allowed to answer as few or as many as you wish in one post.
This is a major bonus round for those who want to boost up their post count.
Hrrm, I mean *points*.
1. Clean Underware
2. Misunderstanding between friends
4. Gross Injustice
7. Shot in the dark