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I may be back later, when no one expects it. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Nobody except for annoying little ET's with ESP.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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Originally Posted by Deity
I knew you were going to say that. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2004/11/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
Oh come now, what's wrong with a little friendly competition?Quote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
It's dejavu all over again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Nothing. Well, besides the fact that it keeps me from winning! :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
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Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
Jed Recluse lived alone and he preferred it that way.
Jed never had any visitors and he never visited anyone. Since Jed never left his house it was necessary to have his supplies delivered every two weeks. One dark and stormy night Jed lost control of his senses, turned off all the lights and went to sleep.
The next morning it was discovered that Jed's actions resulted in the deaths of several people.
Why?
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Jed Recluse was a lighthouse keeper.
When he turned off all the lights there was no warning to shipping.
He lived in a lighthouse.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
EDIT: On an island.
An underdog scores 3 points. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Zil
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Originally Posted by a d e p t
Woo hoo, jumped 4 more places!!
Two cars meandered along the winding country road and came to an abrupt stop at the park's gate.
Seven men got out of the two cars and were making their way along a footpath when it began to rain. Six of the men began to walk faster to get out of the rain but the seventh man couldn't be bothered. Ironically it was the seventh man who remained dry and the other six got soaked.
Since all seven men arrived at their destination together, how was this possible?
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The seventh man was in a coffin.
the seventh man was in a coffin...Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
He was dead - and in a coffin