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Simon
Sorry, I can't help it. I have made up two computer jokes in my time and must post them.
Q. What happens to old computer repairmen who are not very religious?
A. They diagnostic.
Q. Did you hear that they may start preventing dyslexics from operating computers?
A. Yes, they are afraid if they click OK it will knock them out.
Now I can relax....
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Press any key to continue, or any other key to quit.
Never cry over spilt milk... a waste is a terrible thing to mind!
tregee
Sometimes the problem is when people don't do it to themselves, but to others.
My mom works in a hospital, and one time a parent (who was slow) brought her little kid in who was extremely sick. The kid had lice or something (I can't remember exactly). Anyway, the parent had taken the lice shampoo and instead of washing the kid's hair with it, had been feeding it to her. Hadn't read the instructions, or at least not all of them. The little kid almost died. Pretty scary... Read the label!
What's next?....Boxers or Briefs?
I haven't worn uderwear in years
sorry, had to do it, you understand https://forums.windrivers.com/
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We may be through with the past, but the past is not through with us.
I also gave up underwear years ago. My job is restricting enough. I need to be free somehow!
Just the other day had a guy bring in his computer because he couldn't get his floopy drive to work when we tried to put a floppy in there the floppy would not fit so we looked inside the floppy and found there was a set of keys inside the floppy when we showed the guy he said that he had been missing those keys for a month or more
At my previous company, we had a salesman/tech guy who wasn't too bright when it came to computers, but tried to act the part. We had been trying to get a network hub, cards, cables, etc. to get our small office wired together (4 people were in the company). Well, our salesman/tech wanders in one day with a box of network components (read: total trash) that was shipped to him by some guy after he found all of it on E-Bay for about $300. Figuring we could give it a shot since we had nothing better to do that day anyways, we installed the cards, ran the cable, and got the hub situated. Then I realized that we had no power cord for the hub. I looked at the power connector, figured out what we needed, and went up to the store to buy one.
I get back to the office to find that the room is filled with smoke, and there sits the hub in the middle of the room, smashed and covered in coffee with a big black hole burnt through the top of the case. Seems that our salesman/tech/DUMBASS didn't understand the concept of proper voltages and dug out some other connector, plugged the hub in, saw the lights come on and figured it was good to go. After a few minutes, he told me, there was a big bang and he ran out of the other room to find the hub smoking and burning. Worried that it was going to catch the office on fire, he promptly doused it with his mug of coffee, threw it on the ground, and stomped it out. From that point on, he was not allowed to work with hardware anymore.
You guys are right this page has been pretty boring lately ,I must admit I did start posting on this page for all the laughs .
Confusious say:
"Build a man a fire he is warm for rest of day, set man on fire he is warm for rest of life."
My all time favorite:
Windows 95 Plug and Pray
"Unsupported Device Installing Drivers for it"
I was once in a gas station and saw one of those eyewash stations next to the cashier. Right above the eyewash station were pictures of the store managers - one of the managers wore an eyepatch!!! Coincidence??
Saw a sign outside a meat market that read: McLeod's Market
No one can beat our meat
I'm not making this up.
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Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill!!
saw a good advertising sign the other day...
not quite sure how to take it
don's vacuum villa
"our vacuums really suck"
and an old classic
Reeds mortuary
"people are just dying to get in"
as for those of you who gave up underwear
please continue to wear pants