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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by davepoet:
<strong>You know that the warning on McDonald's coffee cup was because an old lady ordered coffee in the drive through & placed the cup between her legs so that she could get the bag with the rest of her order. When she reached out of the car, her legs squeezed the cap off of her coffee spilling it all over her "old woman parts". Ended up suing McDonald's for millions. Hence now the warning. She claimed she didnt think the coffee would be that hot.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually, the warning label was on the cups before the woman sued, it was part of McDonalds main line of defense. Secondly, the reason the woman won the lawsuit, was because they were able to determine that the coffee was actually much hotter than the limit for serving coffee. Apparetently the coffee maker malfunctioned and produced super hot coffee. If the woman had actually taken a drink of the coffee, it would have seared the lining of her mouth, throat, and stomach. That's why the woman won the lawsuit. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by davepoet:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Visgothy:
<strong>On coffee cup from Tim Horton (donuts shop here in Canada) or at Mcdonald's :
Caution content very hot.
No kiding?! Coffee is made with real hot water for real?? Is this new??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">As well as on McDonald's HOT Apple Pie, the box reads: "Caution, filling is hot".
You know that the warning on McDonald's coffee cup was because an old lady ordered coffee in the drive through & placed the cup between her legs so that she could get the bag with the rest of her order. When she reached out of the car, her legs squeezed the cap off of her coffee spilling it all over her "old woman parts". Ended up suing McDonald's for millions. Hence now the warning. She claimed she didnt think the coffee would be that hot.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Don't forget the new ruling on mcdonald's french fries. Apparently they used beef flavouring in the fries, and they got sued by vegetarians, hindus, etc. And they won. Ridiculous, since it's just flavouring. We all know artificial flavouring is ARTIFICIAL. And what are hindu's doing eating at mcdonald's? Isn't that like the antichrist to someone who holds cows sacred? Sheesh :)
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There's a KNOB in the SR always causing trouble...
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by jza734:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by davepoet:
<strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Visgothy:
<strong>On coffee cup from Tim Horton (donuts shop here in Canada) or at Mcdonald's :
Caution content very hot.
No kiding?! Coffee is made with real hot water for real?? Is this new??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">As well as on McDonald's HOT Apple Pie, the box reads: "Caution, filling is hot".
You know that the warning on McDonald's coffee cup was because an old lady ordered coffee in the drive through & placed the cup between her legs so that she could get the bag with the rest of her order. When she reached out of the car, her legs squeezed the cap off of her coffee spilling it all over her "old woman parts". Ended up suing McDonald's for millions. Hence now the warning. She claimed she didnt think the coffee would be that hot.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Don't forget the new ruling on mcdonald's french fries. Apparently they used beef flavouring in the fries, and they got sued by vegetarians, hindus, etc. And they won. Ridiculous, since it's just flavouring. We all know artificial flavouring is ARTIFICIAL. And what are hindu's doing eating at mcdonald's? Isn't that like the antichrist to someone who holds cows sacred? Sheesh :) </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">McDonalds = Save the cows campeign... I think... Do you HONESTLY think THAT is beef? lol.
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A couple of years ago at Sears, we were selling VCRs on sale for Christmas. On the box was a label that read, "free instructional video enclosed"....
Dan :confused:
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i saw a label on the bottom of a motorbike that said "Do not eat"
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On a bottle of juice:
Instructions:
1. Open plastic cap
2. Poor juice
3. Reclose plastic cap
And there are even pictures that show you how to opne the cap and that you have to tilt the bottle for the juice to come out!
On a bottle of spray paint: "Do not spray in your face."
On a bottle of bathtub cleaner: For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
On a bottle of hand lotion: Warning: Starts healing skin on contact.
On a box of household nails: CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!
On a plastic orange juice can: "100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate."
I saw a car ad depicting cars driving in the water with fins like sharks. At the end of the ad in small letters it read: "Caution, do not drive underwater"
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by ClickHere2Surf.com:
<strong>
I saw a car ad depicting cars driving in the water with fins like sharks. At the end of the ad in small letters it read: "Caution, do not drive underwater"</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">How about the one that showed a car driving off a stage at a rock concert and crowd surfing? At the bottom of the ad it said....and I'm serious here:
"Only drive on roads, not on people"
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Surprised no one mentioned the shampoo bottles
1. lather
2. rinse
3. repeat
Any programmers out there would get stuck in this endless loop
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by VertigoTech:
<strong>Surprised no one mentioned the shampoo bottles
1. lather
2. rinse
3. repeat
Any programmers out there would get stuck in this endless loop</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">The problem with this infinite loop is you would most likely would run out of system resources or RAM before you can turn off the water. Think we then may need a label to bottles of shampoo - High risk of drowning, if you are a programmer or engineer do not use this product.
Most programmers and engineers are already aware of the deadly dangerousness of shampoo and currently tend to avoid it as much as possible.
James Ballon
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Found on a roll of stickers, ment to be put on telco switching equipment, "This space intentionally left blank".
Used to put that sticker on my forehead during inventory. No one got the joke.... :rolleyes:
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Hrmm.. one of the best signs I have seen, was in a little shop in York, in England.. it read:
"Antiques, New & Old"
Another shop window in the same street read:
"Antiques, made to order"
Im sure its one of those things thats going to stay with me for a long, long time..
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On an advertising board in Ireland for a bed and breakfast: German spoken here (in english...)
On an advertising board outside a house: Oven ready tame rabbits <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
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On a bottle of maple syrup:
"Bottle may break if dropped"
What a mess that would be!
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On cold medecine bottle for toddlers :
0 - 6 month = 10ml
6 - 12 month = 15ml
12 - 24 month = 15ml 2x day
Warning: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. DO NOT DRIVE OR OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY. DO NOT MIX WIHT ALCHOOL.
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
Thank God my 2y old baby has'nt found my keys and my beer yet!
:D
