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NEIGHBORS!!
POLITICS!!!
THE GOVT
THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION
THE W , BUSH ADMINISTRAITION , LIKE WE REALLY NEEDED MORE OF THE SAME CRAPPY , HELP THE RICH , EWSCRAY THE POOR POLITICS ,
MY FAMILLY , FREINDS SAY WHEN THEY GAVE OUT FAMILIES YOU GOT BURNT,
SOAP OPERAS
PPL WHO WATCH THEM
NEIGHBORS IN POLITICS WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDURE
THE POOOH LICE
COLLECTION AGENCIES
TELEMARKETERS
STUCK UP BIMBO S
HOT WOMAN WHO REFUSED TO FOOL AROUND BECAUSE THEIR MARRIED!!!!!
yeah right
being hit on by the moss, whats beter inviting them to go "bashing"
A BARREL BUT WRONG TAP,
AN EMPTY BARREL AND CORECT TAP
TAXES
GETTING CAUGHT BEING CHECKED OUT BY SOMEBODIES GIRLFREIND, EXPECIALLY WHEN TRYING TO IMPERSONATE GENE SIMMONS ,,
HEY THATS ABOVE THE TOILET
NOT BEING AS GOOD AT IT AS GENE SIMMONS , NOT MY CASE I SWEAR, BUT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT ITS LIKE
SHOWING A GIRL YOURE DOUBLE JOINTED , AND GETTING YOURE FACE SLAPPED
GETTING HIT ON BY HER AND THEN HAVE HER SLAP YOU ANY WAY JUST TO PLAY MIND GAMES
USELESS MINDGAMES FROM THE OPISITE SEX!!!!!!!
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ah i mised an important one
MY NEIGHBORS PHSYCIATRIST
HE NEEDS A NEW ONE THIS ONE DOES'NT DO HIS JOB
I KEEP TELLING HIM BUT HE DOESENT LISTEN
IN HIS CASE WE CAN AD VIAGRA ISNT COVERED UNDER HIS MEDICAL PLAN!!
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I also missed an important one
People who type in all caps
:D :D :D :D :D
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here is a few more
what sucks i was out in the bar, playing roadie
and an interesting young lady has a nice chat with me a few gals were at the table so i sat down and talked to her
what sucked was her saying my husbands a cop, but its cool.
bye
what also sucked same situation, saying where is she ill touch her with a ten foot pole
b, and it sucked when she found me and i didnt have that ten foot pole!!
what sucks is being ugly at closing time!!
what sucks is whyning spell checkers\
whats sucks is to keep getting some teenage kids phone calls because nobody can dial his number corectly
best part about it is i said he died a few hours ago in a car accident ,several times,,true
what sucks is you eat with the same hands you wipe youre bum with!!
remind stuck up woman about it for 2 points,,
when i tell stuck up woman to remember when you wake up tomarrow to have a $hirty day , and then they dont..
again getting youre face slapped,,or getting drink thrown in face, bad timing mouthe not open
what sucks is being a mechanic and haveing girls flirt with you to get their car fixed , they only want their car fixed,nothing else
good part lie and tell them youre gay!!
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This is one I forgot from earlier...
Traffic gawkers!!! You know, those ones who slow down for no logical reason.
EXAMPLE
I am driving home and once I get on the freeway it is backed up. Usually I try to drive through it or if it is backed up for too far I try to find an escape route. It was backed up for 3 or 4 miles. Reason being? There was an accident on the SOUTH side of the freeway. I was driving on the NORTH side. There was NO backups AT ALL on the south side. People who were driving on the south side were like "Look at that, an accident, big deal, I just want to get home after a long day of work, I can see an accident some other time".
Not the north bound side of morons who started the chain reaction of backups.
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[quote]Originally posted by JungleMan:
<strong>I also missed an important one
People who type in all caps
:D :D :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
here's onE "JUNGLEMAN" LOL :D
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[quote]Originally posted by DANIMAL:
<strong>
here's onE "JUNGLEMAN" LOL :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Forgot to note that your display name is in all caps... :D :D :D
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my ex (and i mean in a non adult humor way sowulo :) )
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[quote]Originally posted by JungleMan:
<strong>
Forgot to note that your display name is in all caps... :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
I'll let you win. :rolleyes:
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[quote]Originally posted by Tazdrummer:
<strong>This is one I forgot from earlier...
Traffic gawkers!!! You know, those ones who slow down for no logical reason.
EXAMPLE
I am driving home and once I get on the freeway it is backed up. Usually I try to drive through it or if it is backed up for too far I try to find an escape route. It was backed up for 3 or 4 miles. Reason being? There was an accident on the SOUTH side of the freeway. I was driving on the NORTH side. There was NO backups AT ALL on the south side. People who were driving on the south side were like "Look at that, an accident, big deal, I just want to get home after a long day of work, I can see an accident some other time".
Not the north bound side of morons who started the chain reaction of backups.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Here in Kansas City we call'em "Rubber Necks". We've had many fatal accedents because of Rubber Necks. Even when a freaking car is pulled over by a cop on the other side of the highway going the complete oposite direction and some f**king lame ******* wants to slow down and look when everyone behind him is doing 65-75MPH. Then someone slams into this prick and brought up on man-slaughter charges. Only in America...
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Dirty Diapers (yours or someone elses)
Taxes
Traffic
Politicians
Mortality
Ex's
Lack of Sleep
Work that you do, not that you love
Customers
Users
Microsoft
Apple
Id10t's
Tech's who cannot spell CPU
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My hunny being 600 miles away from where I live... :( :( :mad:
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[quote]Originally posted by DANIMAL:
<strong>
here's onE "JUNGLEMAN" LOL :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Amen.
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[quote]Originally posted by Octavian:
<strong>Every OS sucks.............</strong><hr></blockquote>
Let's get more specific...
Windows 3.0
Windows 3.1
Windows 3.11
Windows NT 3.5 workstation/server
Windows NT 4.0 workstation
Windows 95 (all flavors)
Windows 98 first ed.
Windows 2000 Professional
Windows 2000 Server...and most of all...
Windows ME
Off the list:
Windows NT 4.0 Server
Windows 98 SE
Windows 2000 Advanced Server
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When you post something on WinDrivers & people disagree with you. Then the forums suck! :mad: :mad: :mad:
