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Go Paraskiing without a parachute!
I think i would go joy riding. in as many cars as possible..........get really drunk......and go home....
firstly i'd visit everyone i know and say goodbye. Then i'd get absolutely pissed, as i wouldn't have to worry about hangovers. I'd invite all the chicks who want me (none atm <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">) and have sex all night, along with making the worlds best pr0n videos. Then i'd get me a dual Athlon 1.4GHz and overclock it until it screws itself, then play Quake 3 on it. and then i'd just hang around with a group of friends until i die...
Every hot chic I could get my hands on <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
SMART MAN!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Jefe:
<STRONG>Here's my question. If someone say a psychic, tells you that you are going to die tomorrow, how do you know that you aren't going to die b/c of whatever stupid thing you go out an do to "live the rest of my life to the fullest?" Like say you decide to go skydiving, but the parachute doesn't open. You may have lived if you had just stayed home. Course on the other hand, staying at home may kill you and you would have lived had you gone out. Your house could burn down, or the Hooters that Cobra is chillin at could get hit by a metiorite. Who knows!!! My point is, you could make your death a self-fulfilling prophecy. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
I swear to fu*king GOD that I have thought that EXACT same thing before!!! LOL <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
I'd say that I don't believe in psychic's and go back to work.Quote:
Originally posted by Jefe:
<STRONG>Here's my question. If someone say a psychic, tells you that you are going to die tomorrow, <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
same old, I am happy with life as it is now
know I would be better off
DIE in peace knowing that in death, no user can come to me and bug me
Smile in coffin, no longer watching an MS App or OS crash into the great beyond!
I absolve myself from any possible legal issues resulting in this post! Just because I thought it, doesn't mean I'd do it. And for the record, I am NOT doing it. Afterall, if it weren't for Microsoft, we'd all be unemployed.
1) A bombing rampage through the halls of Microsoft.
2) Tear that stupid "Consumer-Only" tag off my fu©k!ng matress.
3) Rent an Earthmover and drive on Highway 59 during rush hour. "How'd that guy park under me???"
4) Finally make that solar-powered flashlight... or that wind-powered fan.
5) Orchestrate a symphony of dot-matrix printers.
6) Throw a Compaq, a Dell, and a Gateway computer off the roof of the World Trade Center.
7) Finally submit those pics of Steve Case and Bill Gates' "Pajama Party" to PlayGirl.
8) "All your base are belong to us!"
9) Go to a regional chair meeting in a leopard thong and ONLY your leopard thong and give your boss a lap dance.
10) Reprogram all the robotic forklifts in the company warehouse to hold a midnight "gathering" in the middle of the shop floor for exactly 30 minutes each night.
Does this post classify me as mentally disturbed??? <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0">
Well, first of all I would make right with everyone I could think of I have wronged in any fashion then I would witness to everyone I had a chance to telling them that Jesus Christ is the answer and I hope I will see them in heaven. God Bless everyone. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
AMEN BROTHER!Quote:
Originally posted by WillyS:
<STRONG>Well, first of all I would make right with everyone I could think of I have wronged in any fashion then I would witness to everyone I had a chance to telling them that Jesus Christ is the answer and I hope I will see them in heaven. God Bless everyone. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
It is too late, the Gates team has zeroed in on your residence. Resistance is futile. You will be assimulated.... lolQuote:
Originally posted by raptorGT:
<STRONG>I absolve myself from any possible legal issues resulting in this post! Just because I thought it, doesn't mean I'd do it. And for the record, I am NOT doing it. Afterall, if it weren't for Microsoft, we'd all be unemployed.
1) A bombing rampage through the halls of Microsoft.
2) Tear that stupid "Consumer-Only" tag off my fu©k!ng matress.
3) Rent an Earthmover and drive on Highway 59 during rush hour. "How'd that guy park under me???"
4) Finally make that solar-powered flashlight... or that wind-powered fan.
5) Orchestrate a symphony of dot-matrix printers.
6) Throw a Compaq, a Dell, and a Gateway computer off the roof of the World Trade Center.
7) Finally submit those pics of Steve Case and Bill Gates' "Pajama Party" to PlayGirl.
8) "All your base are belong to us!"
9) Go to a regional chair meeting in a leopard thong and ONLY your leopard thong and give your boss a lap dance.
10) Reprogram all the robotic forklifts in the company warehouse to hold a midnight "gathering" in the middle of the shop floor for exactly 30 minutes each night.
Does this post classify me as mentally disturbed??? <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
Seriously, the symphony of dot matrixes has my vote, and no, you are no more mentally disturbed than any other tech.... I think...
I think for me, it would be more like,Quote:
Originally posted by Spork:
<STRONG>Sooooo, if you knew you were gonna die tomorrow, what would you do.</STRONG>
"Who all would you do?"
Aaaaaah, shouldn't this be where we all already are? Or is it ok to let old wrongs lie if we don't think we're going to die real soon? If tomorrow I was going to die, I would hope that my last thought would be, "I have no regrets--I did the best I could."Quote:
Originally posted by WillyS:
<STRONG>Well, first of all I would make right with everyone I could think of I have wronged in any fashion... <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
First things first, I would go right outside my apartment, and have it out with the guy whose car has been in my parking spot for the last 6 months... and since the property company and the police department don't see fit to move his broken-down piece of junk, I'd use his face as tow strap and hitch him to my pickup for a short ride down to I-69, where he could be turned loose into lunchtime traffic. I've been wondering if I'm harboring too much anger.
Next, I'd have to look up an old friend I had a falling-out with, and forgive him. Then an ex-girlfriend I had a falling-out with, and <insert NC-17 material here>.
Then, I would do what I do every day... "Try to take over the worllllllld..."
I'd have a Counter-Strike LAN party.
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