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[quote]Originally posted by DaTaMan:
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Is there any place to download BSOD images? That would be the coolest wallpaper! Gotta try that on my dumb@$$ boss!</strong><hr></blockquote>
I know I found the error picture on line somewhere but I'll be dang if I can't find it now.
Try splicing these into a .bmp/wallpaper. They are humorous error messages:
<a href="http://www.op.net/~dwarf/error.html" target="_blank">http://www.op.net/~dwarf/error.html</a>
[quote]Originally posted by DaTaMan:
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Is there any place to download BSOD images? That would be the coolest wallpaper! Gotta try that on my dumb@$$ boss!</strong><hr></blockquote> There are a few more like this at Google:
http://bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2000/9/bsod.gif
you may have to tweak them with an image editor to make them the right size. Have fun!
thanks for the links! I took the screen venom gave me and set it as wallpaper on a guys machine. About lunchtime I was talking to one of the other IT guys and he said he was about to reload that machine! Can you guess which one it was? :D I stopped him and said I would fix it.... should have let him reload it, but I am a nice person
They best I've done was on my boss when I was a bench tech.
We stuck DuckJob.wav (btw does anyone know where to get it) on the system and set it to load on startup in the registry. For those who don't know, its a wav of Donald Duck getting a bj - including the best line: "Don't move - I'll go get you a towel". :D
Our boss was too dim to figure it out, and he didn't think of turning the sound down.
About 20 customers heard it (and pi$$ed themselves) before we shut it off.
CD :D
[quote]Originally posted by CodeDragon:
<strong>They best I've done was on my boss when I was a bench tech.
We stuck DuckJob.wav (btw does anyone know where to get it) on the system and set it to load on startup in the registry. For those who don't know, its a wav of Donald Duck getting a bj - including the best line: "Don't move - I'll go get you a towel". :D
Our boss was too dim to figure it out, and he didn't think of turning the sound down.
About 20 customers heard it (and pi$$ed themselves) before we shut it off.
CD :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
<a href="http://www.thewavplace.com" target="_blank">you can get that wav here</a>
[quote]Originally posted by AbSoLuTeZeR0:
<strong>hmmm this was a prank that happened to me :(
all of the sudden i started getting calls on my cell phone for a car for sale. i wasnt sure why. i even got a voice mail from a guy who is really intrested in buying this car im sapposly selling. well theres only one person in the world that could do this and that is evil. its this girl i go out with. well it ended up being she put an add on the internet about me selling a 97 bmw for 2200 dollers. :mad: when i found out she almost died laughing i told her to go to hell, but she took the ad out :mad: (this is the same person who i think is throwing stuff at my car)
well anyway for revenge i subscribed her to recieve free condoms samples and free lubrications and ky jelly samples to her house. she lives with her parents so her parents will see her ky jelly and condoms .
heheheheehehe
MWHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHAHAHA
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Subscribe her e-mail to every porn site in the universe and then scour the net for free catalogues of porn stuff to send to her house. That's always fun.
You can also get envelopes with lables that say "HEPRES TEST RESULTS" in big red letters at a joke shop. I sent one of these to everyone I knew once and found out how little of a sense of humor most people have. Oh well.
[quote] "Don't move - I'll go get you a towel".
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ROTFLMAO !!!!!! I love that!!!! I have it on one of my computers...somewhere....if I find it I'll e-mail it to you CD. Thanks for the laugh I REALLY needed one today!
[quote]Originally posted by DaTaMan:
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<a href="http://www.thewavplace.com" target="_blank">you can get that wav here</a></strong><hr></blockquote>
Thanks DaTaMan :D
Neat little trick I found. Go to a dos prompt and go to the desktop directory (c:\windows\desktop) and do a md to make a new directory that will have spaces. Except instead of using a space bar use alt-255. This will put a space in for you, but windows will not recongize it. They try and click it, it will error, they try and delete it it will error. The only way to delete it is to go into DOS and removed the directory using the alt-255 for the spaces. Not many people will figure that out.
On blue screens, there is a really good BSOD screen saver (based on w2k OS) at <a href=http://www.sysinternals.com>sysinternals</a> I've used it before, and someone saw it while I was at lunch, and promptly rebuilt my machine - arrrghh!!!
what did we forget how to ad trails to the mouse and make it left handed<<really makes em nuts, also on windows 95 machines you can edit logo.sys, i do believe is hiddin youre root directory for the splash screen, just rename it and place in a nice porno snap shot thats a bmp file, and copy it as logo.sys , works reall good!
anny way others were in the days of 311 ad line devise = "thier name here" @$$ , so when it boots says error cann not find thier @$$ , another reall nasty trick is edit the msdos.sys file its atrribed as read only so you cant edit it, the win 98 resource kit can though and if its not a fat 32 drive , smaller then 2 gigs pctools v8, and doss 622 will unatrib it, then edit it where you see boot gui=1 change it to zero it will then boot to the command prompt :D :D :D :D , ive done it on test drives , you then need to type win in like 3.x have fun
Edited by Sowulo--This is not funny. This is a criminal action!
[quote]Originally posted by thetilb:
<strong>Not exactly computer related, but slip a 9v battery into a urinal, and wait for the scream!</strong><hr></blockquote>
[quote]Originally posted by opiate:
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Does that really work? I may need to test this prank. :D I'll let you know how things turn out..</strong><hr></blockquote>
Havnt tried it myslef, But a mate has tried it (Dumba$$ tested it himself, he said it hurt like hell). Heres a pointer to help deploy this weapon correctly, Make sure the battery contacts are submerged in the urinal. Oh and one final point DONT test it yourself.
Heres one more trick to try.
1.Take a piece paper from the office photocopier & type in big bold print in the exact center of the page, "SERVICE COPIER SOON." Then photocopy 20 copies and place them randomly in the photocopier paper tray.
Cheers
Papa"Checking for traps"Smurf
sorry sowulo , but she thought it was verry funny
shiek yer boutti , was a frank zappa album, and realy is another way of saying shake yer booty, she actually got it , and thought it was verry apropriate , while stalking some one is ilegal, making a total joke out of someone stalking a gorgeouse babe isnt very illegal now is it,,
she knew it was me , by my crappy punctiation, and knew it was a joke , see kidding about stalking some one is funny, yes it does happen all the time on the net, i will admitand not verry funny when it really does happen! but come on !!, wrighting some one telling them im stalking you, and i want you to join my harram doesent happen verry often,
stalkers usually will never admit it eaven to them selves,
these goodlookin babes have to deal with this,, it does happenn to them , and actually they usually either laugh or get suprised when i ask em "hey youre cute ,can i stalk you,, i need youre permision first"they usually get a chuckle out of it when they get it as though it were a real good pick up line, with a punchline from a joke
well this babe gave me permision to "stalk her" truth is if you email a babe on ocasion, join her in chat , visit her at work , join her at the bar for a few drinks is that stalking some one? im just curious, i know i was deprived of a real life some where along the line ohh well still got my sense of humor!!!
[quote]Originally posted by Papa Smurf:
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Heres one more trick to try.
1.Take a piece paper from the office photocopier & type in big bold print in the exact center of the page, "SERVICE COPIER SOON." Then photocopy 20 copies and place them randomly in the photocopier paper tray.
Papa"Checking for traps"Smurf</strong><hr></blockquote>
good one I will have to keep that in mind when I have to reload the paper in the copier next time.