Ask the creator of the universe one question...

My second question would be:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


on a side note: Woodchuck is a tasty beverage.

[quote]Originally posted by LagMonster:
<strong>My question would be...
"What is the air velocity of an African swallow?"</strong><hr></blockquote>

Monty Python Rulez!!!!

[quote]Originally posted by LagMonster:
<strong>My question would be...
"What is the air velocity of an African swallow?"</strong><hr></blockquote>

Also, what is the air speed velocity of a European swallow?

Now, add a coconut.

How do we render all of the idiots on both sides harmless?

[quote]Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
<strong>How do we render all of the idiots on both sides harmless?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Very good question.

I'll ask the wife if it can be done in Maya.

are these swallow's laden or un-laden??

Why can I only ask one question?

my question would be.

is the world flat or round?

I'd have to ask:

"Why did you make most people so damn stupid? I mean really! Why? I mean, what was the point of that? Serroiusly! I mean, they piss me off! They don't have the brains you gave 'em! Did the brain truck get lost somewhere en route to the head depot? I mean, what? What were you thinking? What the hell? what's the point of creating all of this if only a few of us can appreciate it and the rest just muddle through? Who was in charge of all of this and have they been fired yet and who will be replacing them?".

Anyway - I don't think I'd survive my question asking period, I'd get to upset.

[quote]Originally posted by ilovetheusers:
<strong>I'd have to ask:

"Why did you make most people so damn stupid? I mean really! Why? I mean, what was the point of that? Serroiusly! I mean, they piss me off! They don't have the brains you gave 'em! Did the brain truck get lost somewhere en route to the head depot? I mean, what? What were you thinking? What the hell? what's the point of creating all of this if only a few of us can appreciate it and the rest just muddle through? Who was in charge of all of this and have they been fired yet and who will be replacing them?".

Anyway - I don't think I'd survive my question asking period, I'd get to upset.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Uhhh, that's eight questions..... :D

I'd ask him why the h#ll didn't he/she/it why I wasn't blessed with great genetics so I wouldn't have to work on my body 24x7 to keep my model image up.. Takes a lot out of my time where I could be learning new technology instead of spending it on the track or in the weight room!!! https://forums.windrivers.com/

Why couldnt men have periods to?

LOL

Jungleman gets to ask the Supreme Being one question:

[quote]Originally posted by Jungleman:
<strong>Why can I only ask one question?</strong><hr></blockquote>

D'oh!!!

i think mine would look like a blues brothers movie,, not like im on a mission from god or annything but remember the tunel scene ?? john beluishi down on his knees in the mud,, please please fogive me.....

if i got to as a question id have to think here are a few i would have to think hard about..
if not that question number two would be , about these idiots you put here ? can they reallly think or are they acting stupid just to get on my nerves?

number 3 should we have just removed the idiots reproductive organs before they had a chance to breed? <<might have helped if we did this sooner


bumber 4 what ever happend to andrew dice clay?

number 5 why are thier ardvarks in my bed

number 6 do you think this post should have been a poll?

number 7 if sex is bad is that why its sooooo good?

number 8 if i dont puctiat my post and spell cheq am i gonna go to a very warm place when i die?

NUMBER 9 its ok to pay for sex right.

number ten if it hurts when i do this should i still do this?

hmmm i just found out the world is actually round so i guess i dont have to ask my question.

my new question would be.

how can i be more powerful than the creator of the universe.