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People who ask "Do you have a minute?" when they really mean "I have a really bad PC problem that I caused and I am too afraid too tell you because I may pi$$ you off so I am trying to mislead you my telling you it will only take a minute to diagnose and fix".
[quote]Originally posted by LagMonster:
<strong>People who ask you to something they are perfectly capable of, they are just to fricken lazy to get up their fat BUTT and do it them selves.</strong><hr></blockquote>
hahaha thats my boss.... he can't even lift a pen.
Huggy feely meetings, that require me to produce a report on exactly what we are doing, and take some happy snap shots of the site, again, to demostrate what we do, to show to the other IT guys from the company we just merged with, who dont really care to look at presentations, but unfortunately must sit through it, as the clueless fsckwit that oversees the IT department from the other side of the country, thinks it would be a good idea.
... that, and people that just cant drive to save their lives, they pi$$ me off too.
1. People not paying attention to the traffic lights (drivers mostly).
2. People trying to pass over you, when there's heavy traffic.
3. Speaking of heavy traffic, I REALLY hate it!
4. Women (mostly) driving too slow on the left lane.
5. Jerks using the horn all the time.
6. Bikers who think they own the whole road.
7. Cab-drivers who can't wake up when the traffic light turns to green.
8. Speaking of cab-drivers, I really HATE most of them!
9. Huge trucks trying to turnover on a catwalk blocking us all.
10. Missing a parking spot or can't find a place to park.
11. Myself shouting all the time!
People who tailgate me thinking that I won't go any faster, it's not me, my car won't go any faster.
Try it when I'm driving the other one though :D
[quote]Originally posted by Outcoded:
<strong>People who tailgate me thinking that I won't go any faster, it's not me, my car won't go any faster.
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Hehe.. I missed that one. Thanks!
I've been to Brick. That's a tourist destination? It's exit 95 or so on the GSP right? Maybe I was taken to all the wrong places. I hate missing out on a good time!
I also hate people, especially Maryland drivers, who drive the same exact speed as the person next to them effectively clogging the roadway, when there is clear highway to the horizon just infront of them.
Those stupid tourists in NYC who saunter 3 or 4 abreast on a sidewalk, down Broadway, at rush hour. These are the same people who go back to Hillbilly, Kentucky and say that New Yorkers are rude. They should consider themselves lucky that they weren't kneecapped.
Finally, people who use "irregardless". This is not a word. Say "regardless", the "ir" adds a double negative which is illegalless in English.
I also hate all Philadelphia TV stations. Wow, do they bite.
[quote]Originally posted by Kymera:
<strong>I've been to Brick. That's a tourist destination? It's exit 95 or so on the GSP right? Maybe I was taken to all the wrong places. I hate missing out on a good time!
I also hate people, especially Maryland drivers, who drive the same exact speed as the person next to them effectively clogging the roadway, when there is clear highway to the horizon just infront of them.
Those stupid tourists in NYC who saunter 3 or 4 abreast on a sidewalk, down Broadway, at rush hour. These are the same people who go back to Hillbilly, Kentucky and say that New Yorkers are rude. They should consider themselves lucky that they weren't kneecapped.
Finally, people who use "irregardless". This is not a word. Say "regardless", the "ir" adds a double negative which is illegalless in English.
I also hate all Philadelphia TV stations. Wow, do they bite.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Kymera, these are great pet peeves. Really great. It's good to see people that are proud of their town...even if Hillary is leading the charge...(j/k :D )... ;)
[quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
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Kymera, these are great pet peeves. Really great. It's good to see people that are proud of their town...even if Hillary is leading the charge...(j/k :D )... ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>
Say what you will about Senator Clinton, she'll still wipe the floor with any other Senator. Who do you think gave Pres. Dubya that huge welt under his eye? Fainted my a$$. Hil knocked him the f*&k out!
[quote]Originally posted by Kymera:
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Say what you will about Senator Clinton, she'll still wipe the floor with any other Senator. Who do you think gave Pres. Dubya that huge welt under his eye? Fainted my a$$. Hil knocked him the f*&k out!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Whoa! A little sensitive, are we? Hillary only learned how to punch by experiencing it directly... :D :D :D
http://www.portemus.com/images/hillarywithbaby.jpg
[quote]Originally posted by Kymera:
<strong>I've been to Brick. That's a tourist destination? It's exit 95 or so on the GSP right? Maybe I was taken to all the wrong places. I hate missing out on a good time!
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Brick TWP itself isn't, but we have a town next to us called 'Point Pleasant'. Lakewood isn't too far, and we're near the Jersey Coast. All of that is a tourist destination.
[quote]Originally posted by Kymera:
<strong>I also hate people, especially Maryland drivers, who drive the same exact speed as the person next to them effectively clogging the roadway, when there is clear highway to the horizon just in front of them.
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EXACTLY!!! Thank You very much! It's bad enough I have to drive 100 miles a day to and from work, but having this dude from Maryland in front of me the whole way pushes me over the edge. [yeah, i think it's the same dude.....every friggin day....i think he waits for me to get on I95 so he can get in front of me for 98 miles! D@$K!]
whew....i feel better now. thanks
[quote]Originally posted by Draggar:
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Brick TWP itself isn't, but we have a town next to us called 'Point Pleasant'. Lakewood isn't too far, and we're near the Jersey Coast. All of that is a tourist destination.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ahhh, Point Pleasant. My friends and I refer to it as Cape Fear. I always wondered if you get used to the smell, or if you just accept it. Plus, the guys were these freaky, bar-trolling neanderthals, but that's just about the norm for the States.
[quote]Originally posted by Kymera:
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Ahhh, Point Pleasant. My friends and I refer to it as Cape Fear. I always wondered if you get used to the smell, or if you just accept it. Plus, the guys were these freaky, bar-trolling neanderthals, but that's just about the norm for the States.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Those "Neandethals" are primates too!
Actually, most of those are from south Jersey, where imbreeding is commonplace.
[quote]Originally posted by Kymera:
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Say what you will about Senator Clinton, she'll still wipe the floor with any other Senator. Who do you think gave Pres. Dubya that huge welt under his eye? Fainted my a$$. Hil knocked him the f*&k out!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Noone likes Hillary. Who else would try to make a national health care system (great idea!), but NOT invite any doctors???
But I'll give you this, you have Guliani. the man is god.