Cleetus Smear Ad #1

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

The cleetus does not do negative campaigns unlike some low life scum. The cleetus promises more of the same, yet continuing on with the norm, unlike these liars. We must have a clean change to normalcy and spin around to the same point as before.

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It's not negative if it's the truth. ;)

I'm just a good, average American person with American dollars in my wallet, running on a platform of:

Eliminating Crab people
Avenging Grover's death
Chewbacca
String cheese
Special guest mystery issue who's identity will be revealed at Wrestlemania after I've defeated cleetus in a steel cage match

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Originally Posted by Cobra X

Again, more lies from my opponent. It's a well-known fact that wookiees and crab people are swarn enemies.

And as evidence, I present to you, the voters, this Japanese MaxiPad commerical.

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I'm pretty sure that I saw Julie On in that commercial....... :eek2:

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Originally Posted by Diver01

This is why I hate politics!! Lets just flip a coin and call it a day :p

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Come on Diver, aren't you one of us?:

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Let's party up.
You, me, Titchki (a born rebel), Diver (he needs warming up anywho), and Paraflyer (a good 'ol airman), and Gazzak as sec of state (he do love his sports).
We CAN do it!!!!
We can topple that OLD regime.
Bring sanity to the world of WD.
Well, if not sanity, at least make it sanitary.
What say?
LONG LIVE THE SPORTS PARTY!!!
THE HECK WITH ALL THEM WIMPS.

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Diver is not into watching drag queens strip.

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

Diver is not into watching drag queens strip.

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You have just smeared another member of THE SPORTS PARTY:
CAMARO80Z
Registered User

http://forums.windrivers.com/image.p...ine=1058300579

Joined: Feb 2002
Location: The local Drag Strip
https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

We cannot and will not stand for this any longer!!!https://forums.windrivers.com/

Not my fault you like dressing up like women while watching sports then stripping down locally, ain't smear, just clearing up the playing field. The cleetus is above smearing unlike you sick, sick individuals.

I am officially declaring my support for ModKing for President! Anyone who can spraypaint a MB green and make it work afterwards has the skilz and creative thinking we need in the Oval Office! :thumbs2: :thumbs: :thumbs2: :devil:

Hmmmm...

I want a clear answer on the yes or no issue

Are you for Yes or No ?

And what is your stance on beer ??

I am for Yes, and I believe beer is good, but real mean drink hard liquor straight from the bottle.

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

Not my fault you like dressing up like women while watching sports then stripping down locally, ain't smear, just clearing up the playing field. The cleetus is above smearing unlike you sick, sick individuals.

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There ain't anybody here dressing up like a woman (unless they are one). As to the stripping, that is only being done by beautiful ladies. I would only scare away folks by doing it myself.

Do not slander me due to you envy and jealousy. It is not my fault that I am better than you, and that more people like me. It is not my fault the ladies love me and leave you alone. It is not my fault that your family tree does not branch, and it is not my fault you are secretly in love with Inferno. I will stand for this no longer and I demand REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!! :flame:



GO SPORTS PARTY!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by CAMARO80Z

There ain't nobody here dressing up like a woman (unless they are one). As to the stripping, that is only being done by beautiful ladies. Do not slander me due to you envy and jealousy. It is not my fault that your family tree does not branch, and it is not my fault you are secretly in love with Inferno. I will stand for this no longer and I demand REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!! :flame:

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And he has THE SPORTS PARTY backing him up!
So far we have Major Kong, Ya_know, TripleRLtd, and Camaro80Z.
Titchki, and Gazzak have yet to announce.
Diver01 has switched but we want him back.
Major and I would like Mayet, but she has yet to declare.
We are growing and we should be feared.https://forums.windrivers.com/

I married a moonshiner's daughter and she made me liquor. :D

Actually the Chewbacca issue is moot he died in 1999 >>> Chewy offed :(

Chewbacca was 225 at the time of his death. He is survived by wife (Malla), son (Lumpy), and father (Itchy).

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Originally Posted by TripleRLtd

And he has THE SPORTS PARTY backing him up!
So far we have Major Kong, Ya_know, TripleRLtd, and Camaro80Z.
Titchki, and Gazzak have yet to announce.
Diver01 has switched but we want him back.
Major and I would like Mayet, but she has yet to declare.
We are growing and we should be feared.https://forums.windrivers.com/

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Well the Mod_King has not made an appearance in a while so as long as I don't have to put on a dress I would be more than happy to be apart of the SPORTS PARTY

I'm an independent! Although with some creative lobbying you guys might be able to swing my vote one way or the other. ;) :drink: