Your neighbors...

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Originally Posted by a d e p t

I should go back to the comments about the rectal probing of bovines then? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

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This is just a lose - lose situation then isn't it? :sad:

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Originally Posted by Deity

This is just a lose - lose situation then isn't it? :sad:

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Exactly like answering the question "Do you still beat your wife?". https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

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Originally Posted by a d e p t

Exactly like answering the question "Do you still beat your wife?". https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

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It's George Bush's Fault

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Originally Posted by Diver01

It's George Bush's Fault

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:grin:

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Originally Posted by Deity

Unfortunately my landlord doesn't take care of the house I'm in very well, so I'm the odd/strange neighbor given the outside appearance. All I'm missing is a rusted out Chevy on blocks in the front yard and we've got instant white trash! I'll be happy when the sale of this house goes through and I can fix it up and no longer be the embarrassment of the neighborhood. :sad:

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Don't you mean Ford on blocks. ? :devil:

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Originally Posted by GrandDad

Don't you mean Ford on blocks. ? :devil:

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I stand corrected.

I had a neighbor kill my Dog.. He was upset the a 6 pound Jack Russel was on his 250 Acres.... So he put rat poison in ground beef at fed it to my dog...

I left 20 pounds of dry wall nails all over his 2 mile gravel driveway in spring... Just to say thanks

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Originally Posted by Escape_Driver

I had a neighbor kill my Dog.. He was upset the a 6 pound Jack Russel was on his 250 Acres.... So he put rat poison in ground beef at fed it to my dog...

I left 20 pounds of dry wall nails all over his 2 mile gravel driveway in spring... Just to say thanks

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You should have repeated with 50lbs in the summer when the ground was hard!

The only neighbor's I liked was when we lived way out in the boone's
and the closet one was 1/4 mile away , next was about 1/2 mile . :bor:

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Originally Posted by jitBob

You should have repeated with 50lbs in the summer when the ground was hard!

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The hell with that, I would've done that every couple of weeks or so. Especially in the winter. Nothing is worse than changing a tire in the freezing cold.

I would have taken a big sledge hammer to his body, his wifes body, his childrens bodies etc....

No in spring the clay sucks up the nails and they come to the surface slowly over years...

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Originally Posted by jitBob

You should have repeated with 50lbs in the summer when the ground was hard!

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I would have invited the guy over for BBQ and fed him the dog. :devil:

Neighbor across the street mows my lawn in a bikini in the summer (niiiiiiice), another neighbor is a Tidymans grocery store. The other ones are a nurse that just divorced her husband, got some younger guy to live her and mistreat her kids. He is about to get an @sswhoopin'. The kids always want to come to my house to play with my dogs.

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Originally Posted by Escape_Driver

I had a neighbor kill my Dog.. He was upset the a 6 pound Jack Russel was on his 250 Acres.... So he put rat poison in ground beef at fed it to my dog...

I left 20 pounds of dry wall nails all over his 2 mile gravel driveway in spring... Just to say thanks

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No, you should have sued him for setting an illegal trap. :mad:

Endangered species - heck - kids could have gotten into that. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif