Chicks dig me

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Originally Posted by WebHead

That reminds me,.. I've had this really bad problem lately. Like I'm getting all these chicks lining up at my door just to be with me. Everywhere I go, chicks are falling all over me and telling me what a "hunk" I am. Super models, hot strippers, hot celebrity actresses, etc. They all seem to want me. It's such a problem and I have no idea how to deal with it.

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Do what Cleetus does...turn the page.

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Originally Posted by Spork

Well, next time you find yourself in a drunken state of mind with chicks lining up at your feet, the perhaps you should start getting some pics of this to share. :thumbs:

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Dude, I'm not sure they make a lens that has that wide an angle :eek:

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

Can we get back on topic please, discussing on how chicks just love the cleetus

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Ok, back to the topic..(or my question). Do you want your X back?

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Originally Posted by Tekboy

Dude, I'm not sure they make a lens that has that wide an angle :eek:

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

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Originally Posted by WebHead

It's such a problem and I have no idea how to deal with it.

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Eating spicy food before bedtime has been known to trigger vivid dream states. I'd suggest toning it down a bit or allowing more time between the last meal of the day and bedtime.

:heart:

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Originally Posted by WebHead

That reminds me,.. I've had this really bad problem lately. Like I'm getting all these chicks lining up at my door just to be with me. Everywhere I go, chicks are falling all over me and telling me what a "hunk" I am. Super models, hot strippers, hot celebrity actresses, etc. They all seem to want me. It's such a problem and I have no idea how to deal with it.

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WAKE UP

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Originally Posted by GrandDad

WAKE UP

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Aaaaaah - the experienced voice of wisdom.

I think I figured out what happened...
Most of these chicks were in their low to mid 30's and all single
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I had been playing with a friends baby all afternoon
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They smelled potential daddy and got excited

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

I think I figured out what happened...
Most of these chicks were in their low to mid 30's and all single
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I had been playing with a friends baby all afternoon
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They smelled potential daddy and got excited

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Sperm doaner...that's all they want from you...do you civil duty!

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Originally Posted by Ya_know

Sperm doaner...that's all they want from you...do you civil duty!

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Are you sure you don't want to reThink that ? :devil: