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So if you don't have time, and you think that's a good enough excuse then stop complaining about being lonely. That simple. You are the one that keeps sticking it out there. If you're lonely, in a dry spell, whatever, there are ways to combat that. FIND THE TIME TO MEET CHICKS! Church, clubs, the grocery, gynecological clinics, what ever, just get yourself laid already and stop crying about it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
But it is more fun to bug you by whining about it. :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Said the poor bastard who hasn't been laid in 3 years...:grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Actually, it has been 3 and a half years (I am scared that you remember that). I went through a really bad relationship and had to do a lot of growing up and find out who I am. I am a better man for being alone these last few years, and it will be that much sweeter when love finds me again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
P.S. If you want to hear one of the most twisted stories ever and have 20 minutes to read my writeup, ask me about my ex and how insane the situation was. Firemonkey knows what happened, and still laughs about it. :thumbs:
I highly recommend bi-sexual MILF's to get over your ex.
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Originally Posted by Cleetus
It is not getting over my ex, but making sure I never get hooked up with another girl like her.
As to the MILF's, I am still a little young to go down that road. I am not ready if it turned out to be more that a 1 time thing.
You are never over until you get something from somewhere else. I just recently learned that, the fun way :thumbs2:
You're like 22, right? That means the last time you had sex was in high school? You're basing your life without sex on a high school girl friend??? Son, let me take you under my wing! There’s nothing you can say about this HS freak that you won’t see ten times worse out in the real world, TRUST ME. Get over it man, there’s a whole lot of crazy stuff you’re missing out on. For starters, older women wanting no strings sex. Trust me, you hook up with a 28 year old with tig o’l bitties, and enough emotional baggage to stop a train, she doesn’t want anything serious, she just wants her womanhood licked ;) . That’s it! And if you’re looking for something steady with substance, there’s women out there for that too. But forget about HS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Get yer game face on my man! You’re going out tonight, Cleetus is buying!
Are you talking about ****? You twisted ****.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
What's wrong with some Prostate massage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Oh yeah, and women from 28-34, are the hottest bestest you can evar find.
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Originally Posted by Ya_know
Actually Ya_K, we started dating my first year in college, and I broke it off when I was 20. I know it was a HS thing, but it has taken me a while to get to a point where I am happy enough with myself to want to be with someone else. Plus, there have been other goals in my life I have worked for and achieved. It will happen soon enough, and I will give all the good details when it does. :thumbs:
I respect your wishes, trust me, but you are missing out on one valid point. Your time is up. Get back out there before it's too late and your 60 and can't rise to the occasion!Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
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Originally Posted by Ya_know
You are correct, and getting out and meeting people is the next goal I have in front of me, and one I am going to work hard to accomplish!
hey man i've been in your shoes and i alwasy had a hard time meeting new people. But lately i've been discovering that it really isn't all that hard really. If your in line and some cute broad get shoved into you strike up a conversation instead of just staying silent (had that one recently, she turned out to be australian and hot to boot). Or if you're still in school if some chick asks you a question about a class or something kepp talking before you give them what they want.
Hell sometimes an onld aquaintance/friend isn't a bad thing either. THat's what i've been mainly working on, get to know someone you once knew and were attracted to and see where things stand. Sometimes when you look back on a situation you realize that there was something there, the timing just wasn't right.
Dude, there are plenty of MILF's in your age range. You do realize that don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z