Ask Stalemate

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Originally Posted by CeeBee

2. why isn't there any dog in a hotdog?

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Hmm, youve obviously never had a half-time snack at Watford Football Club have you?:devil:

John

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Originally Posted by CeeBee

You haven't answered the question. Answer rejected.

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I see you missed the small print.

In sea-green lettering.

On another website.

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Originally Posted by Stalemate

I refuse to answer that question on religious grounds. Sorry.

Plus, the Liberal party sucks. :p

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You lie. You lie through your teeth. You have answered the question.

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Originally Posted by houseisland

You lie. You lie through your teeth. You have answered the question.

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D'oh.

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Originally Posted by Atodini

Hmm, youve obviously never had a half-time snack at Watford Football Club have you?:devil:

John

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I have not.

Next question please.

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Originally Posted by El_Squid

Perhaps we need to apply a transitional matrix to all this and move to another Eigen neighborhood, where there are more cats and the peanut butter is creamier. :p

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I like your answer better. Can we replace Stalemate with you? :devil:

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Originally Posted by rgharper

I like your answer better. Can we replace Stalemate with you? :devil:

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Magic 8-ball says "not bloody likely".

Never let facts get in the way of what you "like", huh... scientists... pffft. :p


Next question.

stalemate,I went to your 2 links and as far as I am concerned,you answered my question completely. Road Kill Stew
(Tune: "Three Blind Mice")

Road kill stew, road kill stew.
Tastes so good, just like it should.
First you go down to the interstate.
You wait for the critter to meet it's fate.
You take it home and you make it great.
Road kill stew, road kill stew :knife: :guns: :wave:

Do you think anyone actually remembers me? :P

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Originally Posted by Dark Millennium

Do you think anyone actually remembers me?

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I know you! You're that Mark Dillennium guy..

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Originally Posted by Stalemate

Magic 8-ball says "not bloody likely".

Never let facts get in the way of what you "like", huh... scientists... pffft. :p


Next question.

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:grin:

Okay, works for me since my quarks somehow slipped their magnetic binders last night ... <sigh>

Assume you have an Excel worksheet with a column of Julian dates in it and several thousand rows containing other data along with the dates. How can you convert the column of Julian dates to standard dates, keeping the standard dates in the same column as the current Julian date data is, not caring that the source data will be destroyed?

Keep in mind that we have several thousand rows of data and I have a shortage of lab assistants to do the mind-numbing task of running the same macro over and over on all those rows since some of them haven't yet heard that the "Schrodinger's Lab Assistant" program has ended. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Dark Millennium

Do you think anyone actually remembers me? :P

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Yes, of course.

Hello.... you.

(Stalemate wonders why this guy has his name in his signature...)

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Originally Posted by Platypus

I know you! You're that Mark Dillennium guy..

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But it's this guy we have absolutely no clue about.

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Originally Posted by rgharper

Assume you have an Excel worksheet with a column of Julian dates in it and several thousand rows containing other data along with the dates...

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Done assuming.

Next question.



PS - Just in case you were actually looking for some real feedback: http://www.mrexcel.com/archive/Dates/

Why does the Microsoft campus in Redmond look nothing like Mordor?

Where does all the time go? :confused: