Arrr, does this including petting? Arrrr
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Arrr, does this including petting? Arrrr
Ar!
ARR!
Aargh!
Hmmm, that didnt' sound right. let's try that again.
Arr!
Arrr. I think ye got it matey. Arrr.
Arr, shiver me timbers and swab the deck! Talk back, and you'll be kissin the one-eyed willie! Arrrrr!
Ar! I be rasin' me main sail Ar!, Ar! Well batton down the hatches and rase the gunner's daughter, we be goin' out piratin' ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR-cough-hack--splat-rrrrrr-guuuuuurgggggle!
Arrrrr, Blast me bow planks and swab me captains wheel. Arrrr
Alas ye swash bucklers! Thar she blows, a hump like a snowhill, it be moby dick. Ar!
Arrrr, where be Captain Blackpubes? Arrr! That landlover musta gone out and walked the plank!! Arrr! Raise the sails, and turn her portside! We're going in the deep sea to fight the dreaded porkbeast whale monster! Arrr!
Arrrr! PORKBEAST sighted captain! She be floating right towards us, arrrrr!
Arrr!! She be bigger than the iceburg that sank that Titanic! Abandon ship mateys!!! Fire the twix out the port side! Maybe we can distract the beast!! Arrr!
Arrrr, Twix be no good capt'en. Release de Twinkies. Tat' should hold her back, Arrrrr.
Arr!! She's outmoving the ship matey! What'll we do next! Arr at least she ate all te' sharks! Arr! Swim for it you ole' land lovers! Arrr!
Ah! The PORKEBAST ate InsaneMonkey............. Sweet! Arrrrrrrrr, I mean, Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr that be rightious
Arrr, yet now the porkbeast be having some smelling breath! Arrr! Porkbeast looks like she'll be gettin sick soon. Arrr!
Ships pointin starboard matey's. Full throttle and land ho Cap'n! Ye Twix supply be a might bit on the short side. Porkbeast ahead, and eat attacks a comin this way. Ar!
Arr... Ready The Mighty Harpoon,
I'll Not be running from any Porkbeasts!!
I'll go to Davy Jones Locker defending the Ship!!
Arr...
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Twat do my eyes see before me? Ar! Be a porkbeast doing a backflip mateys. Lower the sails, and land ho! Prepare for a whopper of a splash. Ar!
Arr...
On second thought...
I be gettin' outa here....
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[quote]Originally posted by SlyVenom:
<strong>Arr...
On second thought...
I be gettin' outa here....
http://www.zamir.net/~dadi/critmass/...mages/fat2.GIF</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yikes! Oops,.. er,.. I mean, Ar! She be a whopper of a lass. Man the Harpoons! Ar!
[quote]Originally posted by WebHead:
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Yikes! Oops,.. er,.. I mean, Ar! She be a whopper of a lass. Man the Harpoons! Ar!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Arr.. Harpoons Readied...
I'll not be losin' another limb to an eat attack...
Avast! The blasted scurvey sea scum's ripped me arm off. Ar! Ahoy and shiver me timbers. Pass me a pint of whiskey! Ar!
Arrr, throw Joan Rivers and Carson Dailey and Sally Struthers off the portside! We can use those landlovers as bait. Arr!!! Time to escape mateys!! Arrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! Swing the lead, and raise the yellow jack. The'll meet davy jone's locker soon enough. Ar!