Doc, they are offering Beer, Boobies and Racing. /me drools What could your administration offer above and beyond the Boobies? Any positions open for a fellow northwesterner?
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Doc, they are offering Beer, Boobies and Racing. /me drools What could your administration offer above and beyond the Boobies? Any positions open for a fellow northwesterner?
Next thing you know they will say we are all on "orange alert" or something to that effect. Then, they will cover the boobies on all statues. Then they weill imprison Hugh Hefner. Then they will allow the Canadians to come over whenever they want, while calling them Crap People Hunters. Then they will eat your children. Then they will take away your beer and laugh at your hangovers.
We are working for the Doc, so it all works together. Go Sports Party.Quote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
Plenty of positions open yet.....How about Hooker fitness/price setting and Grand Master of the drag strip.....Those positions also come with unlimited beer, liquor and food.Quote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
The sports party is not neglecting the crab people issue. We have a plan to take care of that situation. Unlike other canidates, we do not want the crab people to find out and build defenses against it!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cobra X
Not just racing my good man.Quote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
ALL Sports, indoor and out.
Why do you think we got the girls?
Just for lOOkin'?
NOT!
THE SPORTS PARTY RULES!!!
Come join us and be a member of A League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen and some fine lady friends.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
PLEASE NOTE: The solution to the crab people and the wookies and all extraterestrial entities invading Earth has come into possesion of the St Cleetus party but should his election fail or he be further denigrated by the unwashed mentally unstable party the solutions will be destoyed and the masses left to suffer the consequences.
I'm in. Hooker fitness/ price setting. Thats me! :) :) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DocPC
There are other sports besides racing?
Someone get ARCHER a beer, NOW
I told you before Cleetus we have got to appeal to the upper class morons er....money makers so its Wine or Champagne only OK?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
See!! The truth comes out! They want to take away our Beer! Vote for the Sports Party for all the beer you can drink!Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
We've lost jitBob, gentlemen, and teh Cleetus has now enlisted Archer from across the pond.
We NEED the Canadians and Aussies, now.
THE SPORTS PARTY!!!!https://forums.windrivers.com/
No, Doc recrutied jitbob for us. He is a part of the Sports party!
So, teh Doc has come to his senses and has joined THE SPORTS PARTY?Quote:
Originally Posted by CAMARO80Z
We will be unbeatable!!!!https://forums.windrivers.com/
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Originally Posted by TripleRLtd
Well, not really....I represent the "PARTY" party....it encompasses all the rest of the parties.... :drink: :thumbs2:
Since we were building this party for you, i guess we need to change the name?Quote:
Originally Posted by DocPC
Also, I would like to apply for Grand Master of the drag strip.
Application filed! :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by CAMARO80Z
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Originally Posted by Diver01
So the actual truth does emerge these unfit participants [yes pants!] are only after beer not the truth.It shows a vote rigging campaign is in action buying votes for cheap paltry malt and barley liquers and giving away cheap gym passes to boot a totally unfit party to rule.
St Cleetus for President the right choice for the sane voter
Wheres the Europeon Union when you need them
umm, St Cleetus feels strongly about all the redeeming qualities of BEER.
They are even going so low as to try to smear the great saints name by infering a kinship with sheep to put the record straight:
Cleetus has never had a relationship with sheep.well apart from that one time and he was found not guilty.
This gutter press has got to stop the facts will out St Cleetus will rule and you`ll all pay the piper.
Hold on!
I'm a feared that there is one subject that has failed to be brought up. I feel for us to ignore it would be a disservice for all of those involved. It's a touchy subject and has never been settled to the satisfaction of the parties involved. What is that question you ask? WHAT ABOUT THE GAY, NEO FASCIST, LEFT WING, MARXIST, CROSS DRESSING, BOOBIE HATING, PI$$ IN YOUR BEER, EXTREMIST THEMIANS THAT ARE STILL OUT THERE???
I mean come on! You can't deny Themian problem exist. All this talk of wookies, ewoks, beer and boobies is great, but we have to wake up and smell the Moose Drool here. This isn't rocket surgery! The Themians have to be addressed!
:D
S`OK we shall bring a mandate in after election allowing the consumption of good quality beers by our voters only :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
It is obvious that the UK delegation has not been talking to teh cleetus.
Beer for all, no matter what type of beer.
S`OK brother vote for us and we`ll add it to the list just below the Party Party voters ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Kong
Screw it, I'll just hang out here on the sidelines until these parties wipe each other out, then quietly step in to fill the power vacuum. :devil:
We have a new type of premium high alcohol beer paid for from party funds given by our [wink,wink] sponsors brewed specially for the occasion called St Cleetus Champage Beer [with added vitimins]Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
It runs under the slogan "One glass and your anybodies"
Vacuum????
So you are for the Cobra/Noonoo party then?
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Originally Posted by paraflyer
there is no room for sideliners your in or your on the list :devil:
Are there any delegate slots open for the Beer Party Convention?? :thumbs2: :drink:
Hold on!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by CAMARO80Z
I started this movement called THE SPORTS PARTY!!!
I tried to enlist teh Doc.
But no, he has to go it on his own.
I did try to recruit, succesfully I might add (go back to page one), many others for OUR party.
Now you hijack our party???
It would be alright if you wanted to unite with us, but you are not our leader yet!!!
We will do a caucus/party referendum for that.
We are Distinguished Gentlemen.
We are also a democratic movement.
You will not take charge with the express approval of all the members of THE SPORTS PARTY.
Heck Z, I recruited you and you turn power over to some old I-DA-HO an?????
Are you leaving us, too????https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Look at the lies and deciet they push. There is only one candidate that has not faltered, has not been tripped up by petty squabbling, has not cowed down in the face of opposition. THe CLEETUS, St Cleetus to others, is your only true option.
See how the infighting is starting they cannot even organise themselves so how can you expect them to organise anything like a beer party.
I bet even the strippers fail to turn up
LOSERS
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You have a point Archer.
I am truly embarrassed by our lack of organization.
I hereby resign my commission as the the Administrator of The National Committee of THE SPORTS PARTY.
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As the future Minister of Hooker fitness/price setting I say all Hail President Doc!
Champage, who needs it!
Beer, for the few!
Hookers, now there's a subject you can really get your lips around!
Join the revolution and Vote for Doc
Well, best get to voting....that Dick Tator Cleetus has taken it upon himself to start the election....Quote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
So like there was this other time at Band camp, and I got voted King of Band Camp at the final ball yet my date didn't so she didn't get the spot light dance with me, but it was cool cause the chick that got Queen was hot and so was my date, but no 3 some happened, but I continued on dating my chick after band camp and she was hot and a cheerleader. So I have been there before my friends.
These are my ideas who ever does these things gets my vote
Free Beer (NO AMERICAN BEER)
A 2 Hour work day ...
Beating dumb customers (with no charges being laid)....
Free AMD 64's For every one...
More Free beer
A promise to take every lawyer working for the RIAA and launch them in to he sun (Or send them to the Crab People’s planet)
Even more Beer
A+ Certification must mean you know something about computers
Case Mods for every one
BEER LOTS MORE FREE BEER
Well, I can offer all that and then some...........Quote:
Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
I am not leavingthe party, but trying to get the doc on our side. I see him as the best one to head this group, and so I am trying to get him. You started this movement, but did not set up a canidate. I am just trying to secure one.Quote:
Originally Posted by TripleRLtd
So, you suggest uniting and becoming one big PARTY PARTY?Quote:
Originally Posted by CAMARO80Z
That just may be ideal.
Doc?
What say you????