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Nice try, obviously the final plan will be top secret but we will of course be meeting at Titchski's for a cup of earl grey and a pork pie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Noo Noo so far has not registered her interest, but I think she will need to come along to stop any potential name calling, duplicate battles that sort of thing. We'll sort out your broadband by giving you all dial-up accounts....
That's not fair...A secret invasion????:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
That hasn't been done since Pearl Harbor. That'll get Cleetus and his Texas Wannabees riled up than you want to know...:mad:
Besides, you guys don't carry guns. I hate to see what happens when you visit his house and you got 140 Bubba's lined up on Flatbed trucks waiting to take back to the days of your 'gay' ancestors...:grin:
(dialup..my arse :confused: )
Err you kinda missed the point about the secret invasion... d'ya know where Titchski lives? :rolleyes: With that kind of missing the obvious we'll have this wrapped up in 24 hours....Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Why would we need guns? Like I said before once we take over again, you'll lose your weapons and go back to replica's and shouting 'bang, I got ya'
As for Cleetus, he's our inside man and already has packs of Molson Canadian on ice for us. ;)
Dialup will be better for you, it will teach you the essence of patience and calm you down, you live in a "I want it now" world, we aim to change that and teach you the manners of an English Gentleman. :thumbs2:
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Originally Posted by corturbra
"Give me Instant Gratification...or give me death..."
That's why we'll defeat you. Because we don't time for yor 'tea & crumpets'
BTW, WTF's a crumpet?...:confused:
F**k knows... I think its a good looking young lady....Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Our patience will overthrow your need for instant gratification.... :thumbs:
Hope I'm not to late for the bus..............
1.We don't need guns we`ll just use wet kippers to slap your silly faces.
2.You will all be forced to watch repeats of Monty Pythons flying Circus until you get the accent right.
3.Stiff upper lip implants will be mandatory.
4.All US school children will undergo repatriation classes learning how to spell correctly none of you color rubbish its COLOUR with a U and Day/Month /Year........... yous bums.
5.You will all be forced to have cucumber sandwiches and Earl grey tea for high tea [not lunch you uncouth clods].
6.One dollar will be equal to One pound none of this euros or exchange rate rubbish.
7.All US white collar workers will have a mandatory bowler hat and a brolly on their person at all times or be fined lots of Sterling.
8.none of this driving on the wrong side of the road its the left sideor walk.
9.We`re taking names and your all on it so watch it!
Plenty of room on the bus for you Archer... yeah was gonna mention the driving thing and explain how they misunderstood us when we left last time... When we said drive on the right side of the road, we meant the CORRECT side, not the RIGHT side.... :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
If you guys are going to meet at Titchskis' house you are going to need to wait until the hurricane damage is all cleaned up. Better rethink that dialup stuff! Oh, and don't step in any of that buffalo doo, makes a horrible mess on the carpets.
Yo British Bob, how's it hanging?Quote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
Well first of all, we're gonna clean up for Titchski. Dialup is not being rethought. You're getting it. End of story.
Thanks for the heads up on the Buffalo doo, we'll be sure to keep an eye out for it! :thumbs:
That just reminded me JB ..............all boobie clubs are off limits to US peeps until they pass a repatriation test :p
I love the idea......especially when I'll be chasing you limeys back across the sea holding a British-made Lee-Enfield rifle.
I love the irony in that :devil: :p
As for the SAS...I've already served alongside them. Nice bunch of chaps, wot?
I've got news for you Arch mate... Monty Python is on every Thursday night on BBC America! However, putting it on in the schools would be great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Now THAT one I like, it's bloody expensive to get back home now! :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Only black cabs for new york.
Oh hang on, that would be an improvement, forget it!
Now wait one cotton-pickin' minute. If you take away our boobie clubs you'll cause a revolution - same as you did 200 years ago. Do you remember what happened the last time you caused a revolution?Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Only this time we won't through tea into the harbor. We'll throw YOU into the harbor....eh, eh....:D
And furthermore Boston Harbor is polluted, so you have to wipe off all that mercury and cyanide off you bright red 'frocks'....:D Wouldn't that be a site...:D
BTW, I called the CIA and told them about your planned invasion. Seems all I got was a giggle and a dialtone. That's the CIA for you. Where is the CIA when you need 'em?:mad:
Then I called the FBI. They did the same thing but said I should contact the French Embassy.
So I called the French Embassy. Seems they're still a bit miffed over us callin' them liars & cowards over this freakin' Iraq business. But they did offer to restart the LaFayette Escadrille.
Seems they've offered to send a bunch of WWI flying planes over Britain with messages not to shoot or face the loss of cheap American imports. :devil:
BTW, if this invasion occurs will you change the cover of the White Album so I can finally see Yoko Ono's Boobs...:D
You will NEVER see me coming! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
That is the most disgusting thing I've heard in long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Free Tommy Chong!
Can I help in the invasion?
Are you bringing all the free gasoline this country can use?Quote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
What does that have to do with the invasion?
If required my WOTPP skills are at hand ;)
And if its gas u need then its gas u shall have.
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I think we should let them phase into driving on the other side of the road gradually... maybe start off with trucks and buses for the first year or two... :thumbs:
Now THAT'S disgusting....I hope I never do...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
BTW, I know why the Brits are attacking us. They're just jealous we buy more Beatle records than they do.
But why are the Saudis attacking us TechZ...:confused:
C.I.A. = Can't Interpret AnythingQuote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Oh and Orange, if you get the original copy of Double Fantasy (John Lennons first solo album), you'll at least get to see Yoko's arse. You lucky thing you. :thumbs:
p.s. TechZ is "the Boy from Bahrain", he's not Saudi. By the way TechZ, have you found time inbetween learning the alpenhorn and kicking Urs Meier in the crotch to update your scores for tomorrow?
Hey, why don't you guys try invading East LA? That's Los Angeles. Bring your tea and doughnuts. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Ive done the score uptil Early September, so I'm good for some time yet.
Basically when u see the arab world, dont divide it into regions, in our religion, location isnt a big deal, the faith is central to all things, thats why state and religion are so tightly bound.
Wow, that invasion had all of the power of a wet fart. :butt:
Is that the best ya ninnies have?
Hey man............we`ve stopped for a cuppa alright? :p
Don't worry, I'm laying the groundwork for the secret location of the Red Lion, I mean Command Centre for Operation Village Green. We may be quiet, but we're working feverishly to implement a supply line that includes scones, tea, digestive biscuits and proper bacon.
Stay tuned for the next coded message
"Jolly Good Show Old Chap"
mmmm Digestive Buscuits, i like tea biscuits too.
From what I hear, your command center is going to be under seige again by ma nature. How is it looking for the latest storm coming? :sad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Titchski
"digestive biscuits? Is that like the British version of Metamucil? I don't need any of that stuff. Never been full of... https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Sounds like there coming from Canada hiding in a TUMS shipmentQuote:
Originally Posted by Titchski
I already drive in the left lane. Too many blue hairs going 25 in a 60 on the 2 lane HWY's home
[QUOTE=jitBob. Never been full of... [/QUOTE]
Oh your full of somethin :p
Now wheres my pinta bitter gone................anybody for a game of 301 whilst we`re waitin for Rodger?
Red Lion, does that mean the hotel chain or does it mean Britain? If its the hotel chain count me in. I need a place with better air conditioning...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Titchski
See you know nothing about true British culture.
The Red Lion the icon of all British youth a symbol of where we all went for our first under age drink,played our first game of pool,had our first..............yes well I digress.Its British culture at its best :D
Ah, so we ARE talking about Britain.
Well in that case I want to set my Astronomy kit up on Big Ben. I want the best shots of all these new planets & asteroids before the Summer ends..:D
BTW, Seabiscuit was a great movie...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
Get used to it we`re going to import the Red Lion to all towns and cities across the US of A and Canada and your all going to be force fed best bitter at least once a week.None of that eurpoeon bottled muck :p