The adventures of Wrbby

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by WebHead

Dude,... I haven't been able to get ahold of the friend yet. Plus I had so much stuff going on this weekend I wouldn't have had the time anyway. Also, I've been thinking about this, and this is not an excuse, it's just something to consider -- she lives like nearly 2 hours away. That could be a problem. So as soon as I get in touch with the friend, I'll talk about it with her and then see what happens. But she's hard to get ahold of because she works this crazy retail schedule with tons of overtime and stuff so I rarely ever talk to her.

---

Voice mail message...Cell phone...white pages...

You and (Mary) Jane just can't catch a break.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Tekboy

Yes, welcome to the Windrivers Dating Service!
Matches made just for YOU!
Pimple count guaranteed!


Hey, at least she has to have a computer to get here......

Can anyone say "Social Anxiety Disorder"?

---

That is just plain SAD. :p

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Cleetus

So you are saying that you are pussing out?

---

Nope. Inept told me to "do it" and so I shall. It's just taking longer than I was hoping for.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ya_know

I want to get another women in bed with my wife and I, I need suggestions on how to pull this off without pissing her off... :devil:

---

Ah man that's easy! Just get one of meatwad's dead hookers out of his trunk. The problem is solved for both of ya. It cleans out meatwad's trunk (which gives him more room for "new" stuff) and it allows ewe the opportunity of getting another woman in the bed with with you and your wife (you didn't specify whether the other woman breathing was important to ya).

Be careful with what you wish for though. Before you know it your wife will be trying to figure out how to get another man in bed with y'all without pissing ewe off! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Actually had this happen with friends of ours in AZ back several years ago. What started as a joke ended up as an "open marriage" and a divorce when hubby couldn't stand sharing wifey any more. Very sad because they are both really nice people...https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Major Kong

Ah man that's easy! Just get one of meatwad's dead hookers out of his trunk. The problem is solved for both of ya. It cleans out meatwad's trunk (which gives him more room for "new" stuff) and it allows ewe the opportunity of getting another woman in the bed with with you and your wife (you didn't specify whether the other woman breathing was important to ya).

Be careful with what you wish for though. Before you know it your wife will be trying to figure out how to get another man in bed with y'all without pissing ewe off! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Actually had this happen with friends of ours in AZ back several years ago. What started as a joke ended up as an "open marriage" and a divorce when hubby couldn't stand sharing wifey any more. Very sad because they are both really nice people...https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

---

Um,.. Me thinks you are not getting enough sunshine up there in Alaska Major. :D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Major Kong

Ah man that's easy! Just get one of meatwad's dead hookers out of his trunk. The problem is solved for both of ya. It cleans out meatwad's trunk (which gives him more room for "new" stuff) and it allows ewe the opportunity of getting another woman in the bed with with you and your wife (you didn't specify whether the other woman breathing was important to ya).

Be careful with what you wish for though. Before you know it your wife will be trying to figure out how to get another man in bed with y'all without pissing ewe off! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Actually had this happen with friends of ours in AZ back several years ago. What started as a joke ended up as an "open marriage" and a divorce when hubby couldn't stand sharing wifey any more. Very sad because they are both really nice people...https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

---

With all the 'ewe' words being thrown around, one would wonder if the Major might have a thing for our fine wooly friends. :uke:

I know a guy who got another woman into his marriage to spice things up. Threeways aplenty. Only problem was he knocked the wrong one up.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ya_know

I want to get another women in bed with my wife and I, I need suggestions on how to pull this off without pissing her off... :devil:

---

bah, its not all its cracked up to be. the chicks are more interested in each other and you become the 3rd wheel


if any of you guys thinking about dating a chick you work with, remember it can turn out messy. if you really fall for a chick, and she ends it you're still stuck working with her and its not easy

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by WebHead

Um,.. Me thinks you are not getting enough sunshine up there in Alaska Major. :D

---

Hmmmm...you could be right wrbby. Up here at work we'll not see old Sol until mid February. I rekkin' I'll have to give it some heavy thought and see if I need to change my advice to Ya_know.



Otay after much deliberation, pondering and cipherin' I've decided that my advice to Ya_know is sound. I just need to add to make sure that both he and his wife have their shots up to date... :p

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Budd

bah, its not all its cracked up to be. the chicks are more interested in each other and you become the 3rd wheel


if any of you guys thinking about dating a chick you work with, remember it can turn out messy. if you really fall for a chick, and she ends it you're still stuck working with her and its not easy

---

Yup. And Budd has pics to prove all this too. Pics=it really happened.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by meatwad

With all the 'ewe' words being thrown around, one would wonder if the Major might have a thing for our fine wooly friends. :uke:

I know a guy who got another woman into his marriage to spice things up. Threeways aplenty. Only problem was he knocked the wrong one up.

---

Ah meatwad that's just baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad er...wrong. ;) I was just subliminally trying to give Ya_know an alternative to another woman in his bed! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

Oh I forgot to add the "bolded part" is what happened to our friends in AZ except the "other" guy knocked her up. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

This topic has strayed.

Cat Poems.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by a d e p t

This topic has strayed.

Cat Poems.

---

You just HAD to go and ^bump^ this pathetic thread now didn't you. :cool:

you could always ask me to lock it webby!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by NooNoo

you could always ask me to lock it webby!

---

Tempting, but that would go against my belief that threads shouldn't be locked, banned, censored, etc. Must resist the temptation to ask Noo to lock it. :D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by WebHead

You just HAD to go and ^bump^ this pathetic thread now didn't you. :cool:

---

So when's the party/date? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by a d e p t

So when's the party/date? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

---

Don't know. Still haven't heard anything. What I CAN tell you is that if I wake up on January first and still haven't heard anything,.. then I'm going to start to worry. :D

Also,.. I can't talk about this anymore because Cobra is going to start yelling at me and calling me a sissy if this keeps going without any action happening.

but that could be funny to watch :thumbs2:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by WebHead

Don't know. Still haven't heard anything. What I CAN tell you is that if I wake up on January first and still haven't heard anything,.. then I'm going to start to worry. :D

Also,.. I can't talk about this anymore because Cobra is going to start yelling at me and calling me a sissy if this keeps going without any action happening.

---

I think you need a cat to keep you company..

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ya_know

I think you need a cat to keep you company..

---

A muse for his poetry! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif

Get an escort for the night?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Ya_know

I think you need a cat to keep you company..

---

I tried to get a cat. It died 3 days after I adopted it. :sad:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by WebHead

I tried to get a cat. It died 3 days after I adopted it. :sad:

---

:eek:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by WebHead

I tried to get a cat. It died 3 days after I adopted it. :sad:

---

Didn't you find that cat on the road? Little black kitten if I remember correctly?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Cleetus

Didn't you find that cat on the road? Little black kitten if I remember correctly?

---

Yeah,.. little black kitten. But I adopted it from the humane society. The cat in the road is another story.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by WebHead

Also,.. I can't talk about this anymore because Cobra is going to start yelling at me and calling me a sissy if this keeps going without any action happening.

---

I always wondered where the inspiration for the Cramp Twins came from :devil:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by WebHead

I tried to get a cat. It died 3 days after I adopted it. :sad:

---

It was a crack baby cat. You need to get you one of those cats that isn't already strung out. Don't forget to feed it and water it, and change it's litter every other day. Cats live 15+ years if nothing goes wrong.

You need a cat. Chicks dig cats... :thumbs: