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Originally Posted by NooNoo
Yes you can.
It is unfortunately negative.
Answer to all dairy questions because I'm lazy:
It never really goes bad.
Ever.
What about Yak milk then ? Surley that must be yak to start with ? :D
Typical male... if you want a job doing well.... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stalemate
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Originally Posted by NooNoo
...ask someone else? :p
Having completed semester 1 yesterday with an exam about advanced databases, can you tell me what my percentage mark is please?
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Originally Posted by NooNoo
It hasn't been graded yet.
It appears that not only the students were happy about the end of the course, and partying was done on a number of levels and now a recovery phase must be undertaken before grading of anything is even considered.
If Behaviourism is dead, why are so many people still pulling for Skinner?
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Originally Posted by houseisland
Stop that behaviour right now.
You'll grow hair in your palms and grow blind.
There must be some American wordplay passing me by in this 'stop it' conversation :confused: .. I'm gonna have to ask now ! :rolleyes: :D
.. err is 'still pulling for Skinner' somehow rude ?
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Originally Posted by confus-ed
Well Rollo May, but is Karen Horney?
All quite innocent, I think, unless there are some deeply repressed subconcious psychological urges coming to the fore here.
You can pull for Skinner, too: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B.F._Skinner
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It is my pure and virtuous heart that gives me the strength of ten.
I believe that Adept and I are still Canadians in Canada, despite what plans the Bloc and the Conservatives may have to the contrary. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by confus-ed
I have no clue what the heck the Bloc and Parti Quebecois have in the way of political plans beyond yet another lengthy, costly, socially divisive referendum on seperation of a province which cannot survive on its own... it boggles me to listen to those guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by houseisland
Don't get me wrong, I'm a Quebecer at heart. Love the province, its people, its lore, its history. But this nonsense of having to seperate the province from the rest of Canada is just words... it doesn't make any sense and the propaganda surrounding it is astounding.
It may surprise people to learn that in QC, Canada, you'll have a hard time finding an actual news show. I have to tune in to English Canadian TV or radio if I want news about my province that is not "seperatist spun", or an opinion show that looks like news.
I get so angry when I see people spouting propaganda without checking facts... like they assume what TV, radio or their schools (seriously) will automatically be truth.
All right... enough of that. :p
Can I move this to politicos now?
Hi NooNoo.Quote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
Good to see you being vigilant in your mod duties. But I think comedy is better left here.
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Stalemate... there is no escaping your Adeptness! It is in your nature. It is your destiny. Don't deny it.
He's in denial, because his Mrs told him to be :p - so that's not denial, its 'co-operating' as many a married man willl deny - sorry, tell you ! :D
Yes, Dear! :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by confus-ed
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Originally Posted by houseisland
I see you also know how the secret to having the final word in a discussion with your spouse. :cool:
One of my Chinese (PRC) students once told me a story:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stalemate
She had a boyfriend that she really didn’t like much but kept because her parents liked him even less.
The boyfriend was always attempting to ingratiate himself with her father who was a university professor. In one of his attempts at ingratiation, he asked the father what the secret to his long and successful marriage was. The father replied that the reason for the successful marriage was that he and his wife had agreed that he would make all the important decisions with regards to the household, finances, and children because he was the man and that she could make all the day-to-day unimportant decisions about things not worthy of his consideration.
The boyfriend immediately began praising the father’s wisdom. The father let the boyfriend go on and on and on until he was way out on a limb well past the point of any recovery. Then ever so casually, almost as an aside, the father got out the saw and said, “But you know how life is. Nothing important ever happened.”
Why do fools fall in love?
that's an easy one - cause they're fools, that's why :DQuote:
Originally Posted by El_Squid
Ah! But how many times does it take before they learn and are no longer fools? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
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Originally Posted by El_Squid
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I am married.
Sorry about my absence, was out of town on business - network installations where Net was absent and had no laptop. :(
If an object is placed upside down, then turned over, is it now downside up?
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Originally Posted by Pluto
Only in Australia.*
* - :wave: to Mayet, Platypus and friends.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Or, how much ground could groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? :p
Ah, yes! Dun Assuming! From CE 957 to 981 the seat of Gwengellich the Bewildered! This ruler of the Welsh cantrev of "WOTFMate!" is best known for promoting local laws prohibiting bodily functions such as running noses, etc. His most quoted pronouncement is: "Whoever shall fart, burp, sneeze, cough, and hiccup at the same time; then shall he die upon the Wheel for God's greater Glory!" Amen, brother.
If I did all of those simultaneously, I would die, probably of exploding! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by slgrieb
When are you coming to sort out all the odd jobs I have around the house?
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Originally Posted by Pluto
All of it.
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Originally Posted by NooNoo
Sorry dear.
I love you like a sister and I'm already ensla.. I mean, married.
How are you?
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It is my pure and virtuous heart that
gives me the strength of ten!
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Originally Posted by houseisland
I'm great, if still in need of losing 40lbs, thanks. :)
G'day!
I got out of hospital today - when should I go back to work, as soon as they want me, or when I feel like it? :)
What is the square root of Pi squared? <----- ( Heh heh, trick question! )
A few questions to keep you busy.
A: If God can do anything can God make a rock he can't move?
(No I'm not making fun of religion I just always liked that question)
B: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object?
C: Does the light in the refigerator stay on when you close the door?
D: What is the meaning of life?
E: Why is it that even if I chew up all the corn, hmm... nevermind.
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Originally Posted by Platypus
No need to worry.
Your position has already been reassigned. :thumbs:
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Originally Posted by Guts3d
Hmm.... pi.... arrrrh. http://www.tourspecgolf.com/forum/st...iley_drool.gif
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Originally Posted by Niclo Iste
I usually only answer one question at a time, but I'm feeling generous so I'll let you live.
A- Yes, and no.
B- Then someone, somewhere, has discovered/invented travel between planes of existence since those two absolutes cannot logically exist in the same universe. Champagne is in order.
C- Yes. Otherwise the elephants get scared.
D- 42
E- It not the same corn you ate actually, but rather the offsprings of the bacteria that "got it on" while travelling through you. Any discomfort you might feel during digestion is caused by the intense lovemaking. Try not to think about it next time it is served.