Well then where have ya_been?? You've missed the last round or two of play!Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
(Not that I mind :thumbs: )
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Well then where have ya_been?? You've missed the last round or two of play!Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
(Not that I mind :thumbs: )
Travelling a lot to our other offices. I've had to play cable monkey in a few locations and lecture some users in others. So natually, when I got back yesterday, I was swamped with all the other work that piled up.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
Damn, I need a raise...or maybe just a beer. :drink:
"Figure this out," said a prison guard to Shadow.
"Sid Shady escaped from his prison cell about 11 p.m. last night. We really didn't know why he would want to escape since the island is nothing but rock, and he can't swim a stroke.
We figured we would leave him out for the night and he would be back in the morning. But this morning we realized he had actually escaped and without any help. As a matter of fact he tied a couple of strings together and was spotted on the mainland a mile away two hours later."
How did Shady escape?
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It was winter and the water was frozen.
The strings Shady tied together were skate laces. He simply skated to shore.
The strings he tied together were actually wires to the drawbridge running to the prison island. He hotwired the bridge and walked across.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
A mile long drawbridge???Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
I'm gonna go with a spin on your theory, and say he tied some wires together to hotwire a boat and drive to land.
He also could have used strings to tie the legs of his pants closed, then inflate them with air. Using this as a floation device, he could have swam to the mainland.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
He tied the strings around some logs and made a raft??
Doh! Hey, the bridge would be a mile long with only a small span in the middle that raises!Quote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
Yes, but the island is nothing but rock.Quote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
OK smartazzQuote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Maybe it was all pumice! He could have used the string to make a raft out of rock... :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by 3fingersalute
So, who cares? Just cause the island is made of rock doesn't mean there can't be logs that washed up on shore!Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
You guys are very funny and very wrong. :D
he hung/strangled himself with the strings, and what they found on the mainland was his body?
No.