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So true... It bothers me when people call and demand the answerer to "put so and so" on the phone. No hello, or common courtesy such as "May I speak with so and so"? ( I know, but it bugs me! )
I predict that the next user likes their steak medium rare with plenty of onions.
Steak, medium rare yes.... onions, no...
I predict the next poster is thinking about going for a walk.
The refrigerator in my office is out of beer, must walk to the house. Darned inconvenient! I predict the next poster has either had a wart removed, or has one that needs removal.
No can`t say that I have One.:)
Next Poster Can not stand Popcorn Balls.
Damned sticky messes and when the husks get embedded between my teeth and gums, it is hell getting them out. Don't care much for popcorn as well. :mad:
I foresee the next poster as being a bit of a stickler for proper enunciation.
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On top of that I hate painfully misspelled words (especially if the person has been corrected and they do it still). Favorite words/acronyms to hate: Prolly (there is a bab in before the first l and that last one should go away) pwnd/pwned (just because some person typos owned in a game doesn't mean it's the new cool word of the year) lololololololololz (lol origins are laughs out loud so if we go with lolololol we get laughs out loud out loud out loud out loud, etc.) Tru (are you so lazy that e was too much of an effort to finish the word?) Yes I admit I misspell words until I'm corrected and I don't believe in exact proper punctuation half the time because I write as if I were speaking.
The next poster believes I'm foolish for being such a person
Foolish? No, American...yes... since when could an American spell!!
And on the punctuation, try reading outloud the words you have written and see if you can make it between punctuation marks without breathing!
So the next poster heard something funny while waiting in line...
[QUOTE=NooNoo]Foolish? No, American...yes... since when could an American spell!!
Hey, we 'borrowed" the language from you English types! ( You spell tire tyre! )
Nope, I have heard nothing funny lately, but once in a bank line I heard a woman talking on her cell phone tell her listener she laughed so hard she had to change her pants.
I predict that the next poster has a small facial scar.
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I have 2 one on my chin and one on my cheek. The latter is an example of not to run with scissors (I was 3 or 4 at the time). With how it scarred it actually looks like a thin teardrop.
The next poster will be one of those EU Brits :devil: (Don't worry I know exactly what I put and know what it should be hehe)
Nope, I'm a Texan and Noo is wrong. We can spell with the best of them. (Possibly not safe for work)
I predict the next poster has posted on this thread before.
Y'all got that right.
The next poster is Spanish.
Will Hispanic do? :rolleyes:
I predict the next poster has a PC at home, running with the case off, so they can quickly add or swap out cards, etc. with ease. A Franken-puter. :eek:
True,
However mine is named Mini-God. Oh and it has a nifty blue cold cathode light. Thing is made out of steel it's been round house kicked, thrown across a basement into a wall and slammed into the floor and not one problem has come from it. Apparantly its achilles heel is my landlords shoddy wiring system for the house.
Next poster is sitting in their office saying why are we even here today on friday when nothing is going on for us to work on anyway.
Not true, I have over 1,000 computers to change the CMOS password on, and I have over 800 done. Ugh!
I predict that the next poster has no password on his / her CMOS.
Bingo! I never password cmos on domestic machines. Work machines, yep, you don't want people tinkering... but domestic machines it's more trouble than it's worth.
The next poster will be thinking it's time for a vacation.