My crotch itched, I had a bugger hanging out of my nose and had to fart, but there was a hot chick in my office, that was a tough 2 minutes.
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My crotch itched, I had a bugger hanging out of my nose and had to fart, but there was a hot chick in my office, that was a tough 2 minutes.
Did you put your pants back on first?
Never give a flatlander the last word. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Me and the missus have had 2 cats since we met. They both died this year of old age and now she wants another one already. Trouble is we've got 2 kids instead now! How do I let her down gently?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Why can't you have a cat? Let the kids grow with a loving animalQuote:
Originally Posted by gazzak
It's too soonQuote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Cat poo
Birds now come into the garden again
Hair
They've got a goldfish :devil:
May the great god Mobos strike you down with his great hammerQuote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
:p
Never too soon for pets :DQuote:
Originally Posted by gazzak
Cats only "go" where you allow/train them
Some birds are classed as vermin and its all natural selection anyway
Get you hair cut :p
Cant stroke a goldfish
But with one little flush you can send the goldfish on an amazing journey! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
I thought it was Thor's hammer!
Aren't Goldfish disposable pets just like hamsters?
Quote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
Names different but pains the same :p :D
after they reach 14 years they go as close to the house as possible then back insideQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
And how far does your Grandmother have to go :D:D
Come on they are 14 :D
My cat is 18 years old.Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
were :sad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Hey PGG
Sorry :sad:
100 pages in this thread now!
I am so so so sorry PGG
3 down, 997 to go! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Mayet
25 minutes until I get to have some hair of that bastard dog from last night :drink:
Sometimes having the last word is not worth it :flame:
*beep*[Lost has respawned]*beep*
Okay thread now you've really made me mad.It's time to die,Prepare to meet "my little friend"...*beep*[Lost has engaged God virus "wrrby politico destruction #477kerryhgbush".....uploading.......beep.......be ep...
...beep....upload complete...virus engaged]*beep*
[loading kerry insult's...contacting target] Hey wrrby!
[God virus prog1]:why did bush saddle Kerry and ride him to the white house after the election? Cause kerry look's like a horse of course.
[insult to injury smilie.1]... :D
[God virus prog2]:what did kerry do after losing the election? Go to Hawaii to relax in his brand new 2billion dollar mansion of course....
[logic cicuit's deem smilie unnecessary]
[G0d v1rus pr0g3]:why wont teresa heinz let her husband cook pancakes?..bzzt..b3cause he fl1pped em to d*mn much .
[1nsul7 t0 1njury sm1l13.2]... :thumbs2:
[0d v1rs r0]-bzzzzt-hate buffer at 362% system's overheating...self-destruct imminent.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY SYSTEM IS SELFDE-
#beep#Sorry the programs you are attempting to run are incompatable with the installed operating system.Please refer the problem to the Administrator#beep#
I smell an intruder
So I find last night, drinking with a hot chick leads to fun and no hangover. Drinking with buddies leads to not as much fun and bad hangover.
I choose the first!!!
A no brainer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
/duck
Goose?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tekboy
Sorry hunting seasons over .....................now go home the lot of you,go on move along there :p :D
Maybe for ducks and geese,but I'm hunting Wabbit's!
:p
And I'm hunting Bambi's :guns:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost
Look in the Friday thread, I'm sure one of them is named Bambi.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by GrandDad
sorry for not being here for 2 days, net probs. Tech News seems dry, fill er up!
You were gone??? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Sorry to say this Z, but I always felt that what you post is redundant. I chose not to put what I feel in your Comments and Suggestions thread just because of this. Anyone can fill up a forum with news posts! What counts is what WE want to "talk" about and discuss. This is a tech forum after all! We all MUST keep up with the latest, and the news.Quote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
This is why I always felt that teh "News" should have been included in another forum like Tech Tales. But, I guess I was wrong...
Ok , I'll have a look see . :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician
No problem :DQuote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
So get on with it then & quit your bitchin' ! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by TripleRLtd
- admittedly you can find most of what Techz posts other places .. but then I'd have to go other places, which is kind of the point ... ;)
I just get my news from the Windrivers main page, like I have been doing for years now.
Hey PGG
Sowwwwwwy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Keeps going...and going...and going :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayet