I should get a point for making them hottie lesbians... :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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I should get a point for making them hottie lesbians... :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
You should get a cold shower, that's what you should get. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Yeah...Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Uh-huh...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Like, for sure!
totallyQuote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Shadow approached Sid Shady and said, "I have reason to believe you are the man responsible for the holdup at the 'Salty Dog Tavern' two hours ago. You fit the description given by several key witnesses. They described a man who had been drinking heavily before robbing several customers and fleeing the scene."
"Of course I'm drunk. I happen to be a professional wine taster and I've been plying my trade for the last five hours."
Shadow studied Shady and questioned, "What time is it now?" Shady replied "It happens to be 7:30 p.m." Shadow continued, "Tell me then, approximately what time did you start working?" Shady looked at his watch and replied, "2:30 p.m."
"You're obviously lying," replied Shadow.
Why would he say Shady is lying?
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Professional wine taster dont swallow the wine, they taste it and then spit it out, so he shouldnt be drunk no matter how long he's been working.
Where are the brains today? :confused:
Would it have anything to do with him looking at his watch to determine what time it was, then to subtract 5 hours before answering the question???Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
I'm not answering that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Neener, neener, neeeeeeeeee-ner.
No hints on that one. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Submitted by Atodini:
A policeman is on beat patrol. Suddely from the open window of a house he hears a woman scream "No No John - don't shoot, followed by a gun going off.
He runs into the house and into the room. In the room there is a woman lying on the floor, dead. A smoking gun is on the bed and there are 3 people, all dressed in their working clothes, a Bus driver, a Doctor and a Dustman.
He immediately arrests the dustman for the crime.
How did he know?
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The dustman was the only male in the room. The doctor and bus driver were female.
Because the bus driver brought him there, and the doctor was there to pronounce her dead. That one was easy too...Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
As far as the one at the bar, that was my answer, are you saying I am wrong???
*NooNoo translates
Dustman=garbage or sanitation "engineer" - or the guy who throws the trash cans all over the street after half emptying the contents into the garbage truck.
Thanks for that translation. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
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Originally Posted by Ya_know
On both counts, yup.
Sorry.
The uniforms display their names, the dustman was the only one with the name John
Shady was too drunk to see that it was not 7.30, therefore 2.30 was the wrong answer.
The watch was one of the stolen items ?Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
That's very, very close...Quote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
Nope. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
That's not it.Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
The watch had been reported stolen in the robbery!
John
The dustman was the only male in the room. The doctor and bus driver were female.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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Originally Posted by Camaro80z
There we go!
3 points.
What woman do you know that is a bus driver that doesn't have a mans name...?Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
These are all stupid questions!@!!
professional wine taster dont swallow the wine, they taste it and then spit it out, so he shouldnt be drunk no matter how long he's been workingQuote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
I know 3 female bus drivers, and their names are Deb, Stacy and Mary. :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Finally, someone with enough class to resolve this problem. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SirGraystone
3 points.
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Originally Posted by Ya_know
My aunt's name is Aline, and mustache notwithstanding she's a fine bus-driving woman.
Good answer!!! But that doesn't mean that this guy was good at his job...three points to me for discrediting another of these stupid riddles!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by SirGraystone
You're hooked to the game and need to seek professional help.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Look at you!
Begging for points... Ready to do anything to get them... https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
It's for your own good, man!
That being said, let's keep this party going!
What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs during the day and 3 legs in the evening?
This is a classic. Should be about a minute before someone gets it.
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Man. At the onset of life he crawls, during the prime of his life he walks, and nearing the end of life he uses a can.
This is the mythological question the sphynx was said to ask of travellers.
This one is stupid. A man: cralls on all fours, walks on two feet, then walks with a cane...really stupid though...Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Perfect question for you then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
3 stupid points.
The stupid part is how is anyone supposed to be able to correlate Morning with infancy, afternoon with adolescence through adulthood, and evening with old age? Not to mention, just how many old men this day and age use a cane? Some have wheel chairs; others are fine on their own two feet until they die. It's just a stupid question.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
You have to start doing better, or I will have to report you to noonoo for post padding...
I think she may already have an inkling about that. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
As for the questions - check out the source of that one in the original question, and stop beeatching if you can't even come up with one suggestion.
There's always one... https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
I know I'm just falling into Ya_Know goading by posting another one, but...
Art Bragg claimed that, while on an African safari hunting a vicious lion, he slipped and broke his foot. Not to be put off, he managed to continue on long enough to track the lion and kill it.
Then he said that while he was at the North Pole during the dead of winter, he caught a terrible cold, but was still able to track and kill a polar bear.
Then, to top it off, while in a small boat off the coast of Florida, he was able to catch and land a shark, in spite of the fact that his arm was badly sprained.
Although Art's tales are hard to believe, on what point do you know he's lying?
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Winter at the North Pole is too freezing for even the common cold virus, so you cant catch it.
There's no polar bears at the north pole in the dead of winter. They are hibernating.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Incorrect.Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
Ok, there are no polar bears because they migrate.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t