Inside the breakroom at my work is a poster saying "Learn to Read" offering free help to improve literacy.
(We don't get many questions on that one. Wonder why?) :D
The phone number for "Hooked on Phonics" is 1-800-ABCDEFG. :rolleyes:
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Inside the breakroom at my work is a poster saying "Learn to Read" offering free help to improve literacy.
(We don't get many questions on that one. Wonder why?) :D
The phone number for "Hooked on Phonics" is 1-800-ABCDEFG. :rolleyes:
I forgot my favorites! :D
Triamenic Children's Cold medicine: "Do not use if pregnant or nursing without consulting your physician"
(Mom's are getting younger and younger these days...... Sad :( )
I read about a drug for social anxiety disorder.
"Are you the wallflower at gatherings? Do you want to be more outgoing and self-confident?" etc.etc.....
In tiny print: "(Side effects include..........EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AND THE INABILITY TO CONTROL IT....)"
Oh Boy! I just imagine someone being right out there, smack in the middle of the dance floor, and then BANG! SPLOOSH!.....
ewww.........
Yep, But they'll feel so good about theirself...... :D
2 signs I saw that were interesting on my way home from VA this weekend:
One in maryland:
Speed limit: Still 55MPH
Still?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
Also, before entering the tunnel that goes under the Baltimore Harbor:
Remove sunglasses.
I still find it funny when I see One-Way signs on the highways in NJ, and they're not near an onramp etc...
Or signs we saw in Hartford, CT: "No Racing".
A sign on my way to work reads "Dew Worm
Sandwiches" then it changed to "Dew Worm Icecream"
On seperate lines and same sign though I should go in and see what the Icecreams like.
I Will Let you know
Just saw these on the New Scientist website:
From the ISA-UKI website:
"Large dog for sale. Suitable as household pet or guard dog. Easy to feed, loves children"
A sign behind the door of a room in the Dwi Putri Hotel on the Indonesian island of Flores: "In the event of fire stay in your room. A member of staff will arrive in the nick of time to extinguish the blaze."
And finally, on an application form for the British Computer Society:
"Could we have your date of birth (if applicable)"
CD
:D :cool :D
Under lights at a pedestrian crossing here:
WHEN FLASHING
GIVE WAY TO
PEDESTRIANS
I've never seen anyone flashing...
I just remembered that this summer. On a sunblock that I put inside my car on my windshield when my car is under the sun. In the instructions it is written something like :
"Do not drive the car when the sunblock is put on"
Hey! I did not notice that I could not see ahead!
Not a label, but a newspaper headline.
"Fertile woman dies in Climax"
Fertile and Climax are the names of two small towns.
Sing on a road "Water on road during rain" really?
On a microwaveble cake "Warning: Product will be hot after heating" really?
I saw this sign at a closed service desk in a grocery store:
"The Service desk is closed. How may I help you?"
WTF?
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Zil:
<strong>I saw this sign at a closed service desk in a grocery store:
"The Service desk is closed. How may I help you?"
WTF?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">The sign said "How may I help you" or a person?
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by gpint:
<strong>Not a label, but a newspaper headline.
"Fertile woman dies in Climax"
Fertile and Climax are the names of two small towns.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">:D
I'm a little suprised that one didn't get **EDITED BY SOMEONE**
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
How about this:
On a car charger (I have one in my hand now):
Not to be used with a home outlet
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouln't you have a hard time trying to plug a car charger (into the cigarette lighter) in a home outlet???)
I was installing cat5 in a autoshop last week, they had the towel on a roll in the washroom. On the metal container it sair "Do not put head in rollers. Serious injury or death may occur.) What gets me is at some point somebody had to have put his head in the shop towel dispenser.
go figure huh?
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Zil:
<strong>I saw this sign at a closed service desk in a grocery store:
"The Service desk is closed. How may I help you?"
WTF?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I want one!
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Scuba Steve:
<strong>
In tiny print: "(Side effects include..........EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AND THE INABILITY TO CONTROL IT....)"
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">OMG!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />