i would marry some girl i like and add her to my insurance list so she is set after i die
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i would marry some girl i like and add her to my insurance list so she is set after i die
Oh, I dunno... probably spend 23 and a half hours wondering what I should be doing...
Then shoving one of those fake arrows on my head before walking down the street in public and waiting for the inevitable...
Imagine the scene...
"Oh c'mon buddy.. quit faking, we can see the arrow's fake"
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As it Turns Out I'm Leaving in 2 hrs to go into OHSU for some rather delicate Spinal Surgery. With other medical problems I Have There is A more significant chance of negative results than other patients might have. What I Did Yesterday Was update a codicil to my will. Then Kicked back with 7 of my closest friends chowed down Mass Quantities of the best Home Made Baked Ziti & Chicken Parmigiana Ever. Great Time, Great Supportive Friends. If the worst happens, I have no regets.
Good luck with the Surgery. Hope everything goes well.Quote:
Originally posted by wire_wiz:
<STRONG>As it Turns Out I'm Leaving in 2 hrs to go into OHSU for some rather delicate Spinal Surgery. With other medical problems I Have There is A more significant chance of negative results than other patients might have. What I Did Yesterday Was update a codicil to my will. Then Kicked back with 7 of my closest friends chowed down Mass Quantities of the best Home Made Baked Ziti & Chicken Parmigiana Ever. Great Time, Great Supportive Friends. If the worst happens, I have no regets.</STRONG>
God what a sobering thought for first thing in the morning...
As I havnt had any caffiene yet today Ill probably stay mellow and say something like - Take the opportunity to contact all of my friends and relatives and let them know how much I appreciate them- even though I tend to take them for granted more often than not.
Wait till I get some caffiene... "Mayhem" will sound really good at that point... <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
Gather my children and wife. Fly to the beach and spend the remainder of my life with the people I love in the place that I love.
The first thing I'd do is make sure that I was in right-standing with the Lord. After that I would make sure everyone in my life knew I loved them. And finally, among all the things I'm sure I could do, I would put on my suit, go to a BMW dealership, calmly give them the deposit for a test drive, and slowly roll out of the lot in a 2001 M5. Casually making my way to the nearest highway, I would merge into traffic, making certain to abide by all traffic laws in the process. I would then take a deep breath, smile, and gun it. Weaving in and out of traffic at 90 MPH, I would try to find as much open lane as possible for long and fast acceleration. After a 15-20 minute stint at 60-120 MPH, I would exit the freeway and proceed to fly through downtown Ann Arbor, shifting up and down through the gears, pulling my parking brake for sharp 90 and 180 degree turns, and listening to Pennywise as loud as I can stand it. When the car finally gives out, or when I crash into a police barricade, I will, with a smile, simply go where I am taken, whether it be to jail to die or to my apartment to sleep, and wait...
I'd turn SE Wisconsin into the biggest party known to these parts!
I always wanted an Irish wake, and this would be the way to enjoy it before I go!
That, and kill a few elected politicians, lead the law on a high-speed chase in my '67 Cougar, screw every $20 whore in town, and smoke a big fat spliff "just to take the edge off."
Kenny P.
I don't want to die. I know it's inevitable but I really don't like the thought of dying. If I knew I was going to die tomorrow I'd probably cry, then visit my girlfriend and all my friends and be the nicest person anyone could ever be, to make sure no pain is kept behind with anyone before I die. I am a nice person, and sadness is the worst feeling. If I was going to die tomorrow I would do the things that mean something in life, I would die with a feeling that whether or not I accomplished something, I know I had a good time and I know I changed and affected somebody in a good way. Knowing I made a difference to somebody, knowing I put a smile on somebody's face. That's the feeling I want before I die.
-BillTech
Other than get my personal stuff in order; probably nothing out of the ordinary.
I'd wear blue. I've always wanted to wear blue.
Then I'd drink a gallon of absinthe and stand on a street corner preaching to the masses the Gospel of the Lava People until I am arrested.
Then, when I'm in my jail cell, I'd sneak out through the toilet pipe and return home, eat things that are very bad for me (White Castle, Taco Bell, and Oprah Winfrey) while watching a marathon of Monty Python episodes.
And just before I die, I'll write a note explaining how I pulled off the John Denver assassination to make it look like an accident.
A arther redundent question.....and the answer is "die" <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0">
I would come into work and do tech support the way it should be done.
Customer: I think i did somethin....
Me: Well that was stupid of you. (click)
Then when that got old (20-30 minutes) i'd go and install aol on the server. hahahaha
Then i'd go on your standard bender except i'd do it twice.
pee on my boss's desk
First thing I'd do is take the rest of the day off. Then i would take the boat home, get my favorite girlie and spend the rest of my life on the beach