The WOTPP's Tale !

I am most curious to know what readers of this intelligent thread actually think?

Do you know I've just discovered that there are 'push me buttons' to WinDrivers Computer Tech Support Forums > Techville > Tech Lounge & Tales - at the bottom of the screen as well as the top. The TIMES I've scrolled up to the top again, sigh !

And I couldn't work out where a large chafing dish of bangers came in? The 'hey ho a'padding I will go' was easy. So as a friend of mine said to someone else in our local coffee house, while we ate dinner, 'you've got a large sausage there'. 'No, I haven't' he said.

And I think this is all designed to keep me from scanning in more of Father's slides .. I must away and worry about my CPU Usage figures...

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Originally Posted by Mags

And I couldn't work out where a large chafing dish of bangers came in? The 'hey ho a'padding I will go' was easy. So as a friend of mine said to someone else in our local coffee house, while we ate dinner, 'you've got a large sausage there'. 'No, I haven't' he said.

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"The Sea of Links"

Kenning n. -- a poetic phrase used instead of the simple name of a thing in Old Norse, Old English, and other Germanic poetry.

Link n. -- any of the divisions of a chain of sausages or black puddings. Usu. in pl. Now chiefly dial. LME

Hence....with a fair degree of warped lateral thinking..."a large chafing dish full of bangers."

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Originally Posted by houseisland

..with a fair degree of warped lateral thinking..

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Ooooo ! Somebodies stumbled onto one of the skills for advanced wotpp'ing :thumbs2: ..

Now all you need to be is completely insane like me :D (a gift Mags seems to be naturally blessed with :eek2: ), & you can become a real wotpp'er :grin:

Talking of lateral thinking, used to do a lot of that as an Old Fashioned Analyst Programmer, all the languages I used have gone with the Ark methinks ..

And talking of a Sea of Links, I would have put more, but my mobile's just told me dinner is ready, including Pilchards ..

Wow,.. there is a whole legion of new users here who have adopted the WOTPP. Amazing. It's like a new religion or something.

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Originally Posted by WebHead

Wow,.. there is a whole legion of new users here who have adopted the WOTPP. Amazing. It's like a new religion or something.

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Webby !!! How the heck have you been ?? The rain been keeping you indoors ??

MD

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Originally Posted by MadDog

..The rain been keeping you indoors ??..

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The blokes in the white coats keep filling his tunnels in :eek2: :devil:

Oh gosh, new users? Yes and old users who may have been away a while and seem like new users to those of us who haven't been with Windrivers since the 1800s!

And I sincerely hope the old users realise WOTPP's are Women of the Prehistoric Planet, not to be confused with... er confus-ed ..

I'm often confus-ed (its my entire act ! :D), but nevertheless you are wotpp'ing whether you think you are prehistoric or not :p

the old WOTPP is still live and kicking .

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Originally Posted by GrandDad

the old WOTPP is still live and kicking .

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whats 4000 posts in the WOTPP?

:D

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Originally Posted by Rogue1987

whats 4000 posts in the WOTPP?

:D

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Sergeant Major....Sir!;)

Oh, wait, you only have 215. Don't try to impersonate an officer. We will have to court martial you!!

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Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician

Sergeant Major....Sir!;)

Oh, wait, you only have 215. Don't try to impersonate an officer. We will have to court martial you!!

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Hmm I have some catching up to do :drink:

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Originally Posted by MobilePCPhysician

Sergeant Major....Sir!;)

Oh, wait, you only have 215. Don't try to impersonate an officer. We will have to court martial you!!

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darn. :P

:banana:

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Originally Posted by Rogue1987

:banana:

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Well that sucks.