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Put another mark in the ledger and
Count me in.
I'm
waiting
for
my
orders
,
sir.
Here is the Way of the Post Pad ranks list.
This list shows the standard ways of obtaining a specific rank, although extraordinary reasons may warrant the attribution of a rank outside of the poster's scale. These will be based upon the recommendations of your superiors.
Special creativity or originality will also garner medals and commendations, evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
Recruit
1-500 posts
Private
501-1000 posts
Private First Class
1001-1500 posts
Corporal
1501-2000 posts
Sergeant
2001-2500 posts
Staff Sergeant
2501-3000
Sergeant First Class
3001-3500
Master Sergeant
3501-4000
Sergeant Major
4001-4500
Second Lieutenant
4501-5000
Fisrt Lieutenant
5001-5500
Captain
5501-6000
Major
6001-6500
Lieutenant Colonel
6501-7000
Colonel
7001-7500
Brigadier General
7501-8000
Major General
8001-8500
Lieutenant General
8501-9000
General
9000+
http://36thair3ad.homestead.com/file..._Cpl___T_5.jpg
Left to right: Private First Class (Pfc.), Corporal (Cpl.), and Technician 5th Grade (T/5).
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Left: Sergeant (Sgt.) stripes. Right: Technician 4th Grade (T/4)
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Left: Staff Sergeant (S/Sgt.) Right: Technician 3rd Grade (T/3)
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Lef to right: Technical Sergeant (T/Sgt.), Master Sergeant (M/Sgt.), and First Sergeant (1st Sgt.)
Sorry about the size SIR!!!!
Hum.
Well, this ain't Texas, but it'll do just fine. ;)
Appreciate the enthusiasm, "almost corporal" Escape_Driver. :D
Thank you SIR !!!
Oh, my poor head...
Look, hmmm, E_D, is it?
I got to bed pretty late last night and took a few too many Krispy Kreme Classics for my own good, so please keep the volume down a bit, OK?
Thanks.
Now where the heck did I leave my coffee and aspirin...
Yea, roll up,roll up join the flat earth society https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Enemy sighted inside the perimeter!
Seek and destroy!
...but, hmm, if he has any of that fine UK ale with him, be sure to, herr, salvage some for analysis. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Fraid its all inside me COMRADE you`ll just have to drink that Canadian slop https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
[hunkers inside doorway with silenced pistol at ready]
Better than nothing, or worse - than US beer. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Which is still, as you may well know, easily compared to "making love in a canoe".
[Setting phaser to "kill"]
Permission to verbally or visually bash the intruder sir !!
Is that one of your secret Canadian martial [marital] arts? :D
ACTIONArcher easily spies fat loafing guard attemting to creep up on him and applies a chop across his neck sending him slumping to the floor before tying him up like a stuffed turkey https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
Taking notice of his soldiers personal, humiliating sacrifice, adept rushes Archer with a herring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Take THAT!
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UK SEX Symbol
There goes my breakfast. :uke:
Very effective psycho warfare though.
ACTION Archer easily side steps the attempt as Adept had mistakingly pulled out a Kipper [and as we all know Kippers are harmless] draws a chain saw and in one swift movement removes Adepts arm.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
That looks very much like the Canadian guard I just tied up https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
[ACTION] After having disposed of the two overweight Canadian guards Archer proceeds to the WOP heads safe which he opens with ease.
You guys are getting ROUGH in this thread!
Escape_Driver Sends the dreaded nuclear attack beavers after Archer
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But my specially bred killer D`rabbits easily defeat your attackers
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...2/f8652a74.jpg
Which day is beavers supposed to be?
But not nuclear attack beavers
These being atomically mutated D`Rabbits are immune to neuclear attack so eat the beavers for lunch https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Escape_Driver
That was true of the Verson 3.1 nuclear attack beavers but these are nuclear attack beavers XP Pro Versons with service pack 2 installed..
Due to the faulty beta patching applied most of them broke down before my D`Rabbits even got near them https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Being the crafty American Corporal, I activate the emergency full room atomizing system and spray the foolish Brit with a deadly dose of the dreaded AOH3ll. Lethal version. latest release, no known cure or vacine. Kills in a matter of days but not before it lets the perp take it home and infect his entire home system. Only a nuclear clensing will remove this demon spawn.