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June 15th, 2004, 11:03 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebHead

Your neighbors are nice people. I see the fence bringing two neighbors together. The fence will create balance and harmony.

I'm sorry, no. They are everywhere and unavoidable.

Hmmm, not very perceptive your balls are they? Neighbours are not nice people.... unless you mean the rather attractive blonde that has moved in across the road....?
June 15th, 2004, 11:04 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by a d e p t

The transparent bowling ball must be enjoying its union break...

"Yes". https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif

Wooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
June 15th, 2004, 11:05 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebHead

Clouded is the dark side of the force. Difficult to see.

Please try harder the suspense is getting to me... :devil:
June 15th, 2004, 11:05 AM
WebHead

Quote:

Originally Posted by a d e p t

Your oversized marble obviously has the descriminate taste of a scavenging hyena.

Chocolate and peanut butter are pure delight.

I wouldn't even worry about it if it wasn't that the voices were cheering me on to carrot sticks and celery. Bastards.

Say, about those voices, will they ever get - you know - "dangerous" for me or those around me?

Chocolate? Peanut butter? Voices in your head? Adept my good man, the WOTPP is killing you slowly abd...

Wait! Whats this? My crystal ball is saying that there is a dark force that has controlled you and forced you start WOTPP against your conscious will in a diabolical scheme to ultimately break you. Run Adept, Run! You've got to flee,.. you haven't much time!
June 15th, 2004, 11:05 AM
Cleetus

I have no clue what is happening here but hope somebody starts a thread where I will have a clue
June 15th, 2004, 11:07 AM
WebHead

Quote:

Originally Posted by corturbra

Hmmm, not very perceptive your balls are they? Neighbours are not nice people.... unless you mean the rather attractive blonde that has moved in across the road....?

Just a reminder,.. I will show you the door, but it's up to you to walk through it.
June 15th, 2004, 11:13 AM
corturbra

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebHead

Just a reminder,.. I will show you the door, but it's up to you to walk through it.

Aaaah, wise words... thank you oh wise one....
June 15th, 2004, 11:22 AM
WebHead

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleetus

I have no clue what is happening here but hope somebody starts a thread where I will have a clue

My crystal ball says you will have a clue within 2-3 months.
June 15th, 2004, 11:22 AM
Stalemate

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebHead

Chocolate? Peanut butter? Voices in your head? Adept my good man, the WOTPP is killing you slowly abd...

Wait! Whats this? My crystal ball is saying that there is a dark force that has controlled you and forced you start WOTPP against your conscious will in a diabolical scheme to ultimately break you. Run Adept, Run! You've got to flee,.. you haven't much time!

Good thing I'm not superstitious, or else I'd actually give credence to the soingle voice your made-in-Taiwan crystal ball over the many diembodied voices I currently hear.

Many > one.

Makes perfect sense to me.
June 15th, 2004, 11:24 AM
Tekboy

Quote:

Originally Posted by a d e p t

Good thing I'm not superstitious, or else I'd actually give credence to the soingle voice your made-in-Taiwan crystal ball over the many diembodied voices I currently hear.

Many > one.

Makes perfect sense to me.

I wouldn't let him dis the ball like that.

Tell it to predict something bad, like a rash or something.
June 15th, 2004, 11:30 AM
Stalemate

It's complete nonsense to think that an inanimate object could speak.

Now, if it was disembodied voices like mine he was hearing, I'd pay more attention.

But come on... a marble with acromegaly? I mean it's special, but not that special.
June 15th, 2004, 11:31 AM
Tekboy

Quote:

Originally Posted by a d e p t

It's complete nonsense to think that an inanimate object could speak.

Now, if it was disembodied voices like mine he was hearing, I'd pay more attention.

But come on... a marble with acromegaly? I mean it's special, but not that special.

OK, you REALLY shouldn't take that, wrrbby. Sic the ball and all its wrath on him NOW!
June 15th, 2004, 11:50 AM
WebHead

Has anyone seen my baseball?
June 15th, 2004, 11:54 AM
Stalemate

Unless it has a human skull in it like in Mystery Men, I'm not impressed.
June 15th, 2004, 11:55 AM
Stalemate

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebHead

Has anyone seen my baseball?

You talk to your baseball too?

Is it crystal also?
June 16th, 2004, 05:55 AM
confus-ed

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebHead

It is true that a great investment opportunity awaits you. Something to do with a friend of yours named, "Mike".

Are you him too ? (ItsMikeRight) How many of 'you' are there ? ... I done lost track ! :devil: - The real spider man only has one alter-ego you know - Peter Parker, that's the quota for super-heroes & childrens Tv characters :p ..

If I'm right I want my soup ration now, those damn clangers won't give me any & that dragons useless ..

(Bonus wotpp for anyone who can explain what the hell I'm on about !)
June 16th, 2004, 08:28 AM
Camaro80z

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Originally Posted by WebHead

Ah,.. indeed my crystal ball is showing a blue aura emcompassing you and those you care about. However, your family is strong. I see hope in your fathers eye. I see love in your grandmothers heart. And I see determination in your dogs spirit.

You computer system will be replaced. But it will take some time.

You will experience a transitional moment within the next few months. I see you attending some kind of event and there are people all around. They are cheering for something. She is there at the event.

Thank you for those kind words and great thoughts. I know she is in a better place now. :sad: :sad:

As to the girl, can ya be any more specific? The only big event in the near future I know I will be going to is the NHRA National Event in Brainerd. There will be 100,000 people there. I want to make sure that I do not miss her! :thumbs:
June 16th, 2004, 11:34 AM
Stalemate

The voices in my head were better able to predict with pinpoint accuracy corturbra's reaching 400 posts than the Magic 8-Ball - I mean - the crystall ball Webby likes to pet while he rocks himself back-and-forth in the closet.
June 16th, 2004, 11:48 AM
WebHead

Quote:

Originally Posted by confus-ed

Are you him too ? (ItsMikeRight) How many of 'you' are there ? ... I done lost track ! :devil: - The real spider man only has one alter-ego you know - Peter Parker, that's the quota for super-heroes & childrens Tv characters :p ..

If I'm right I want my soup ration now, those damn clangers won't give me any & that dragons useless ..

(Bonus wotpp for anyone who can explain what the hell I'm on about !)

Spider-Man is just a cartoon. I am WebHead.

If it is soup you seek, then let it find you.
June 16th, 2004, 11:48 AM
WebHead

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camaro80z

Thank you for those kind words and great thoughts. I know she is in a better place now. :sad: :sad:

As to the girl, can ya be any more specific? The only big event in the near future I know I will be going to is the NHRA National Event in Brainerd. There will be 100,000 people there. I want to make sure that I do not miss her! :thumbs:

You will not miss her.
June 16th, 2004, 11:50 AM
Tekboy

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebHead

You will not miss her.

Would that be because it is difficult to miss a 425 pound woman?
June 16th, 2004, 12:12 PM
Camaro80z

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebHead

You will not miss her.

I have to ask one more question about her. Is her last name Force?

If so, I will be verrrrrrry excited! :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
June 16th, 2004, 12:18 PM
Escape_Driver

Heres one for you... What whould my girlfriend of 14months say if I asked her to marry me ??
June 16th, 2004, 12:18 PM
WebHead

Quote:

Originally Posted by Camaro80z

I have to ask one more question about her. Is her last name Force?

If so, I will be verrrrrrry excited! :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

She is there. Find her. That is all I can tell you.
June 16th, 2004, 01:54 PM
Archer

Does the magic ball envisage a happy ending for Spiderman or is Octopussy going to "moider" him?
June 16th, 2004, 03:20 PM
GrandDad

Will I ever get caught up reading all the new posts made while I was gone for 2 days ?

:eek2: I'm back . :drink:
June 16th, 2004, 03:42 PM
WebHead

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

Does the magic ball envisage a happy ending for Spiderman or is Octopussy going to "moider" him?

I don't think it's going to take a crystal ball to know that answer. I mean,.. Spidey even defeated Juggernaut. If he can do that, then he can beat anyone.
June 16th, 2004, 03:44 PM
WebHead

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrandDad

Will I ever get caught up reading all the new posts made while I was gone for 2 days ?

:eek2: I'm back . :drink:

This one doesn't take a crystal ball either. I would say don't even bother. Nothing good has happened in the last couple days. Just a bunch of spam from Adept.
June 16th, 2004, 03:49 PM
jitBob

Will we all someday visualize whirled peas?
June 16th, 2004, 03:56 PM
WebHead

Crystal ball says thats what Dubya is trying to have for dinner. However, he keeps spilling it out of his spoon and making a big mess before he gets a chance to taste it.
June 16th, 2004, 03:57 PM
meatwad

Will WebHead ever get his head out of his :butt: ?
June 16th, 2004, 05:56 PM
Archer

Will Dubya [or his running partner] win the next election ?
June 16th, 2004, 05:56 PM
Archer

Why is water wet?
June 16th, 2004, 05:58 PM
Archer

Do aliens have nightmares about Mulder and Scully?
June 16th, 2004, 06:11 PM
GrandDad

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebHead

This one doesn't take a crystal ball either. I would say don't even bother. Nothing good has happened in the last couple days. Just a bunch of spam from Adept.

Ok , thanks ,
then i won't bother reading any new posts other than this one . ;)
June 16th, 2004, 06:13 PM
WebHead

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

Will Dubya [or his running partner] win the next election ?

Unfortunately my crystal ball doesn't have the ability to see the name of the person who wins. But I can tell you that it will be the lesser of two evils that wins.
June 16th, 2004, 06:14 PM
GrandDad

And all those big black clouds going overhead and making it dark outside , will rain or is the world on fire ?
June 16th, 2004, 06:15 PM
WebHead

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archer

Why is water wet?

Keep in mind,.. this isn't "Ask Wrbby". These types of questions should be pointed to "Ask the muppet" (King Grover).
June 16th, 2004, 06:20 PM
WebHead

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrandDad

And all those big black clouds going overhead and making it dark outside , will rain or is the world on fire ?

All weather reports are typically done by Jays dad. General questions can be asked here. The muppet will glady take your call. Please hold for the next available operator. I will take all future-prediction questions since I have a magic crystal ball and things.
June 16th, 2004, 06:21 PM
confus-ed

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebHead

.. this isn't "Ask Wrbby". These types of questions should be pointed to "Ask the muppet" ..

There's a difference ? Oh sorry can't ask muppets questions like that :eek2: - WILL there be a difference ? :D

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