But I've been sober for the last 7 years. What is my AA group going to say?...:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
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But I've been sober for the last 7 years. What is my AA group going to say?...:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
S`OK we`ll just export you to Cuba :p
I'll go for a Guiness Stout and a Harps chaser, thank you. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Half a Bitter and Brown ale for you or you can have a Newky :eek2:
Can we atleast keep our food. From what I was told British cusine is a bit on the bland side.
Peanuts and pork scratchings all round ................ and Cornish pasties for lunch :D
Pork scratchings??? Are you sure you are not from Tennesee? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
How about a Budwiser and a Dairy Queen HamburgerQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Dairy, ur making us look bad https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
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None of your Yankee vein cloggin full of fat quick fries you commie pinko`s :D
Hey, grease is one of the four food groups in true Southern Cuisine! It ain't edible if it ain't deep fried, or smothered in gravy! Then you drink some Jack to cut the grease! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Keep this up and we`ll export you all to Cuba along with Lopez AKA Orangeman.
But I like the Flame thrower it is definately not a bland burgerQuote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
Maby that is what this is all about they want the Burger King and the Dairy Queen to hook up so that they can squash Mc Donalds.
This one is "allegedly" going to be hitting the eastern side of Florida - I say allegedly as the last one was supposed to go north of where I live, :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
However, we'll probably get the arse-end of it this time.
I just hope Trip sees sense (cue hordes of laughing posts from the Anti-Trips) and stops at my place if its going to get a bit nasty. I could use the assistance of his beer supply :D
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Originally Posted by TechZ
Damn it was my lousy spelling not my taste in fast food cusine. :((
Dammit, our cover is blown, now how do we get out of the eye?Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Attention Operation Village Green Operatives. I have just returned from a recce of our first stage supply line: Camerons British Foods. This place is just up the road from me, so we'll be well stocked. :thumbs:
Unfortunately, due to the last hurricane, I have been informed that our first port of call, the local British American Club, has sustained heavy damage (no roof, walls torn down etc etc) and the landlord has run off with all the English beer. This is a temporary setback however, as my mate from Puerto Rico is just about to start brewing his own cider for the cause (and because he can't get enough of the stuff).
Now for the next coded message from The Red Lion, erm I mean the forward Command Centre, "They Don't Like It Up Em, Captain"
Feed me!
Wake me up when it all starts. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Somehow I get this vision of The Mouse That Roared: the scene where Peter Sellers invades New York with the Yeomen from the Duchy of Grand Fenwick! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Mr Mannering!................Mr Mannering!................Uncle Arthurs had too much to drink.
We`re a very green army you see no nasty lead bullets or fissionable material polluting the ground like you Yanks use :p
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Yanks Yanks A CALL TO ARMS!!!!
We're not talkin' 'bout goin' to dinner with 'em, we're talkin' about defendin' ourselfs against INVASION..... :redeyes:
If they succeed we'll have to worship Queen Elizabeth, and call Camilla Parker Bowles a 'Lady'........and we'll have to learn their cockeyed system of currency......btw, what's a squid...????
Defend ourselves and our money....RESIST THE INVADERS!!!!:mad:
Most Excellent! I must find a copy of it! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Not just any squid, but El Squid: Liberator of Spain, Vanquisher of the Moors, Bane of Saracens and Defender of the Faith! <boneless, squishy, ink-spewing cephalopod, who can be very quick and wiley> https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
See you Yanks dont do anything till it toooo late....................."its all fun and games till somebody loses an eye" :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
and another thing a squids worth more than a dollar.......so double :p :p
We do not need a call to arms with these weak invasion plans. This is almost as pathetic as the PLS! :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
We have you on the list too buddy!.............. :p :D
We`re even in the design stages of our super fast new drag racer which will easily out perform your weak attemps http://www.hartrockets.co.uk/DPICS.htm
:rolleyes: :D
Then it's just fun in the dark :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
A squid is worth $1.79 at the moment. Which is a real pi$$er as I'll be coming over for a drinking session, I mean debriefing and resupply mission, at Christmas :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Ay by gum lad theese not livin under t`brush wit these foriegners are thee?
Come on home wit the sane folk.
A non-secquedor if I've ever heard one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
We've all read your posts before Archer. We know where sanity lies! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Aye Lad, and I 'ear tell 'e's 'ead of da Invasione Force.... :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
eyes voted top man I`ll ave you know................e yous askin for a good eyedin ,I`ll take me strap to you in a minuite yer young un :p
What is your Inner Non-Sequitur?Quote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
Many of those questions cant be answered by me, so...
Well here's one for you Archer!
Fraid so Arch mate! I am currently turning the bread knife into a geiuine Fifth Columnist, while I am in deep cover at the Red Lion, I mean Forward Command Centre. :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Todays coded message: "Breads better wit nowt tekn owt"
So into teh gay squirells now are you JB :DQuote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
Just like Grandfather used to make [wink,wink] :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Titchski
When you hear Vera lynn on the world service you know what to do :thumbs:
"Ah you loved me as a loser, but now you're worried that I just might win
You know the way to stop me, but you don't have the discipline
How many nights I prayed for this, to let my work begin
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin"