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August 25th, 2004, 10:54 AM
meatwad

Hey, I hope you know that as soon as we stop your pathetic invasion, the first thing we're going to do is sell Big Ben to Sony and let them convert it to digital. :thumbs:
August 25th, 2004, 10:58 AM
corturbra

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Originally Posted by meatwad

Hey, I hope you know that as soon as we stop your pathetic invasion, the first thing we're going to do is sell Big Ben to Sony and let them convert it to digital. :thumbs:

No need, it already keeps better time than a cheap Japanese digital..... you could do us a favour though if we let you win. Can you demolish the Millenium Dome and the London Eye?

Mmmm better still when WE win you can have them instead of Disney World.
August 25th, 2004, 11:12 AM
Camaro80z

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Originally Posted by Wayward Clam

So what you're saying is, you had your asses kicked by a bunch of people that weren't even a whole country yet? :thumbs:

I would say it was a war with the british, not the panzy canadians that you have become! :thumbs:
August 25th, 2004, 11:22 AM
Major Kong

Oh my God!!! It's the RAF...Arghhhhhhhhh!!!
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August 25th, 2004, 11:50 AM
meatwad

Wolverines!!!
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August 25th, 2004, 02:53 PM
Orangeman

So what are you gonna do with the Indians ? I'm sorry, the Native Americans. They say they were here first....before the Brits.

Are ya gonna employ them as housekeepers, nannys, & waiters the same way ya employed the REAL Indians in India.

At least in the old America they could stay drunk and go on welfare...:D
August 25th, 2004, 03:23 PM
Cleetus

And casinos
August 25th, 2004, 03:53 PM
gazzak

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Originally Posted by Cleetus

And casinos

We'll make gambling legal in every state,

but only on soccer matches :devil:
August 25th, 2004, 04:32 PM
Wayward Clam

USA is definitely our biaaatch, we're bigger and we're on top :D
August 25th, 2004, 08:59 PM
geeksRus

hey, cornwallis...we fixed your *** at yorktown...we can do it again...
August 26th, 2004, 12:43 AM
Orangeman

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Originally Posted by gazzak

We'll make gambling legal in every state,

but only on soccer matches :devil:

Actually that'll be an improvement. Everyone knows Indians are better at soccer than whites... :devil:
August 26th, 2004, 01:41 AM
constructor

Pick me up in Northumberland.

I will invade with a crate of Newcastle Brown Ale.

Can I be the High Sherrif of Florida?
August 26th, 2004, 02:30 AM
Orangeman

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Originally Posted by constructor

Pick me up in Northumberland.

I will invade with a crate of Newcastle Brown Ale.

Can I be the High Sherrif of Florida?

With all the drugs that flow through that state, I think its a foregone conclusion.. :p
August 26th, 2004, 02:50 AM
Pluto

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Originally Posted by corturbra

Space hopper mounted, charging now.... what shall we do with Microsoft when we get there?

Burrrrrrnn the Witch! Burn her...
August 26th, 2004, 02:55 AM
Pluto

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Originally Posted by Titchski

When Operation Village Green goes live left me know and I'll rise up, I'm busy setting up the Red Lion Pub, I mean, Covert Operations Centre. The Ops Centre will be serving Beer and Cider along with Shepherds Pie and Bangers and Mash. There will be darts, pool and fruit machines for recreational purposes only. Large screen telly's will be showing our plan of attack, as well as all Premier League games :thumbs:

I'm there! Can we have the Test Matches as well?

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