I found evidence of what the Canadians have for weapons! :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:
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I found evidence of what the Canadians have for weapons! :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:
http://www.ajokes.com/images/pictures/gig/96.jpg
The Canadian weapon is 'eh!'
The Canadians have a big red cross??...................thats not going to stop us :p
Where you from JB ..............Woodinville.
Isnt that where the wooden tops come from? :D
So now they are not on your side?Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Your side might confuse them with some sort of religion and stop to pray.
Trying to put a "spin" on things are we Archer? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
We tend to ignore signs have you never seen our driving :rolleyes:
No just thought they might be realatives of yours you seem to have so much in common :DQuote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
Who you calling dizzy...Flatlander! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Thats it..............your going to the top of the list with Orangeman.............boy are you in trouble when we get over there :D
Say...isn't it your bedtime? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
After Orangemans' turn north on I-5 to 405 and follow the signs to Hooter- ville, I mean Woodinville! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
No...........we`re just in the final phase of our planning strategy as we couldnt plan a route till we found out where all your McDonalds were located.Quote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
Plus were still waiting for Roger to get his hand in his pocket before last orders.
By the time you guys stop at every McDonalds in America the sign will say billions and billions and billions served. You'll have to use motorized wheel chairs to move around in you'll be so fa... yeah, come on over we'll arrainge a discount for you all ! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
No your getting it wrong we`re not eating there,we`re turning them all into tea and biscuit delicatessens :D
Hey now wait a minute....I heard that (I think?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Just for that remark I'm gonna tell George Bush know about your secret invasion plans. You know what THAT means???????
...And JB and I will be waiting for you when you hit Tacoma. That's right and when you get here the first place we'll take you is Hooters so you can get drunk and waylaid and tell you all the rest of you plans.... :devil:
SEE IF YOU CAN RESIST!!!! HA!
Bush would be easy now if you said the Terminator that would be a different matter anyway we already told you our master plan :rolleyes:
As to Hooters I already told you,your all banned from there until you undergo repatriation classes.Mind you and JB wont have to worry about that as you`ll have to learn to speak like the Cubans being exiled and all :p
You will never see me coming. As Pacino said in ScarFace "Meet my little friend" Rat-a-tat-tat. Try and keep the BOOBIES from my hands will you! GIVE ME THE BOOBIES OR GIVE ME DEATH!Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
[Dons black cloth ] if dats the way you want to play smart guy................ :p :D
We're gonna have to review policy here... not sure I can deny a man his boobies... even if he is from America-shire. :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
You limeys were in trouble when we were calm. Now that you have threated to take away our boobies, you have awoken a sleeping giant! Prepare for the butt-whooping you are about to recieve! :flame:
I`m trying to come up with a new name for our new colony hmm............United States of Britney maybe :D
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Originally Posted by Archer
I dont care what you guys call it I just want land and titles, We may be able to work out a assistance deal
You guys take the land, I just want Prima Nocte :D
Land, Titles, Prima Nocte? Yaargh! Monarchists! :guns:
Makes my Scotch-German ancestry boil! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif
Yes............Princess Britney thats what you ex-Yankees need a proper Prima Donna :p :D
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Originally Posted by El_Squid
Both Scotland and Germany were once Monarchy's
and what is so bad about getting land and titles. because then i can establish a common defence take over the Barony's on the borders assume a bigger army and eject the new conquers.
I mean he is armed with a Herring 3 girl scout platoons with cookies would decimate them in no time
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Originally Posted by thorian
Look at the flag you have. You are a part of the greatest nation on Earth! We do not need any backhanded plan to stop them. We will do it with brute force, our middle fingers waving, and a murderous grin on our face! As your commanding officer, I hope you will see the way. :thumbs:
Key word: were. The Forefathers led the way and we won't go back. The may have a herring but we'll counter with a blivet! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by thorian
tell ya what...Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
You can have Ft. Lauderdale after Hurricane Francis is over...:grin:
Better yet, we'll give ya Salt Lake City, UT & Macon, GA & Winnipeg, Mannitoba if you call off the invasion now...:D
Or you can just take Arkansas right now, just take it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
No way, man! Part of the goal of this invasion is to force you to TAKE Winnipeg! :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Sorry we won't accept anything less than Minnesota (The Japanese Car Sounding County).Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Invasion still on, unless of course Camaro80z your esteemed leader wants to discuss over tea and scones, and capitulate to the inevitable...... sorry I mean discuss your surrender, oooops I mean negotiate favourable terms... :thumbs2:
Wow, you're Canadian and not even offended by my remark. I had no idea Winnepeg was that bad.... :D
BTW, instead of calling Camilla Parker Bowles a lady, why don't you Brits call her "Mistress."
That's what she is, isn't she.... :devil:
Yeah, I ain't never or never will call that sour puss a lady... agreed with you on that! :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
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Originally Posted by corturbra
Would ya settle for he entire states of Wyoming, Kansas, North Dakota, South Dakota, & Utah?
What do I get?
Oh Yeah,Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
You can also have Iowa, Nebraska & Oklahoma too. You could have had Texas too but I didn't want to pi$$ off Cleetus or Techs...:D
You can have New Mexico. :thumbs: You might find the climate somewhat of a letdown after spending so much time in Bahrain...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
Alaska perhaps ;)