I hear that if you play really cheezy country western music, aliens' heads explode. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by edball
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I hear that if you play really cheezy country western music, aliens' heads explode. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by edball
Here's a song for Diety...Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
And there was grandma, swingin' on the outhouse door, without a shirt on
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I think you're going to have to play it louder.
Just wait until I'm gone, OK?
Thanks.
Using the strategy from Mars Attacks! I see... :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
...and wait until I'm gone, too...
Oh Diety.....
I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
*scrambles for the interstellar supersonic earplugs*
Which shape has a greater area?
A square that has a side that is 1 foot long
- or -
A circle that has a 1 foot diameter
__________
The square would have a larger area.
Area of a square is equal to length * width.
Area of a circle is equal to pi * radius^2.
Square = 1 foot * 1 foot = 1 square foot
Circle = 3.14(pi) * .5 foot^2 = 3.14 * .25 = .785 square feet
The circle would actually be able to fit inside the square.
The square would have a larger area.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Area of a square is equal to length * width.
Area of a circle is equal to pi * radius^2.
Square = 1 foot * 1 foot = 1 square foot
Circle = 3.14(pi) * .5 foot^2 = 3.14 * .25 = .785 square feet
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Originally Posted by Deity
Yeppers.
I didn't think you'd still ... hem ... be around to catch this one. :p
3 points, if you can hear them.
Eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
I said: "3 POINTS!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Complete the following three words by inserting the same three letters in each:
F U - - - E
U - - - I T Y
U N - - -
__________FuTILeUTILityUnTIL
FutileQuote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Utility
Unlit
Free joints?Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Just say no man... :sad:
Need some more do you.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
A hose full of pickles? What's wrong with you people?Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
You have that "Worst Country Song Titles of All Time" page in your bookmarks, don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
2 out of 3 = 2 points. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by edball
Still hear ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Until is the 3rd one.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Ok, untilQuote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
I didn't see anywhere that they had to be in the same order.
Stick it up your lamp genie-boy, you won't break me.Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
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Originally Posted by edball
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by edball
But I may break myself...Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
Are you coming on to me? Tell you what....you stay on your side of the thread, and I'll stay on mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
Why....Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
[Desperately trying to avoid the nasal twangs and moody slide guitar riffs floating about]
Translate:
a term tor
__________
Terminator
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Originally Posted by a d e p t
Terminator
Quote:
Originally Posted by Commander Klarg
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3 pts.
Translate:
KNEE
LIGHT LIGHT
__________Neon lights
Neon lights!Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Hiya.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mindwarp
3.
How are you today?
Uhghrhgh. I started a new job today . . . in hell! My boss is seriously Satan. I can't wait to quit. I mean . . I'm fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mindwarp
Wow.
That bad on your first day?
Not looking good. :(
Paul was 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985.
How is this possible?
__________
Years are BC, not AD.
1980 B.C.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Congratulations!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mindwarp
You've just won the stupendous Grand Prize of 3 points, to be distributed in three yearly payments!