Geez, I'm gonna be on my deathbed before I get all those points. Is there really no way for us to work out other arrangements? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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Geez, I'm gonna be on my deathbed before I get all those points. Is there really no way for us to work out other arrangements? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
I already put them up there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mindwarp
I was just kidding. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
But if, you know...
...you were ever so inclined and we just both happened to be thinking about the same thing...
...and after reaching a mutual consent about it...
...I would tell you that I really, really want...
...a box of glazed Krispy Kreme Classics with some coffee. :D
Sid Shady and Sam Slug were in a plane flying off the coast of South America at 300 metres altitude. Sid and Sam were in this situation as a result of a bet.
Sam claimed that if he dropped a five kilogram steel ball from the plane six seconds after Sid dropped a five kilogram sack of feathers, the steel ball would hit the ground first.
Which of the two will actually hit the ground first?
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Neither because they would both hit the water.
Neither because they would both hit the water. Well, technically the steel ball would because it would hit the ocean floor well before the feathers ever touched land (because they would just float).Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Spork is on tha ball today!Quote:
Originally Posted by Spork
3 points.
If it takes six men six days to dig six holes, how long will it take one man to dig half a hole?
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You can't dig half a hole.
You can't dig half a hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Cream and sugar?
Bonus! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mindwarp
3 pts for the correct answer.
You could try... Hey edball! Grab a shovel! :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mindwarp
When Sandy Beach was six years old she hammered a nail into her favourite tree to mark her height. Ten years later at sweet sixteen, Sandy returned to see how much higher the nail was.
If the tree grew by five centimetres each year, how much higher would the nail be?
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The nail would be at about the same height because trees grow from the top.
The nail would be at the same heighth because trees grow from the top, not from the bottom.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Relative to the ground, the nail would not have moved at all. Trees grow from the top up, not the bottom. However, relative to Sandy, the nail would be lower than it was ten years ago, but it's impossible to tell by how far.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Mad props to my homeboy RIOT who deserves to be poppin' collars for dat one.Quote:
Originally Posted by RIOT
Represent!
3 points.
I think this one's been done before...
When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In two years I will be twice as old as I was five years ago."
How old is she?
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12
She's 8 years old.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
8 + 2 = 10 / 2 = 5
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Originally Posted by RIOT
That would make her 3 years old, 5 years ago. ;)
sorry, misunderstood the question... :butt:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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Originally Posted by RIOT
No need for that.
Really.
Ever. :p
12 years oldQuote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
2(12 - 5) = 12 + 2
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Originally Posted by Deity
3 points to the grayskin. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Shadow read the reports given by Sam Slug and Sid Shady.
Sam's account said that he and Shady were delivering the payroll to the Golden Nugget Mining Company. They were at a stop sign when a police car pulled in front of them. The policeman got out and walked towards their truck.
He was wearing a uniform, a badge, sunglasses, a gun etc., he looked like a regular policeman. The next thing Sam knew the policeman pulled his gun on them and demanded the loot. Shady's account was similar to Slug's. He said he thought he might have been speeding, but when the policeman pulled the gun he could hardly believe it.
Shady agreed with Slug's description of the policeman, but added that he was about six feet tall, 200 pounds, with blond hair, and brown eyes.
"I want to question Shady further,", said Shadow.
Why?
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Shady knew the cops eye color, when the cop was wearing sunglasses.
What is one quarter of the answer to 259. Did I get it?Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Cause he couldn't be speeding while at a stop signQuote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Shady knew the cops eye color, when the cop was wearing sunglasses.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Can we trade answers ? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Deity
The price will be a box of Krispy Kremes.Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
Damn you adept for putting the memory of that mouth-melting glazed goodness back into my head! The nearest Krispy Kreme is 3 hours away! :sad:
So how fast is your ship if you can get from your home planet to a Krispy Kreme here on earth? Dang it, I should have submitted that as a question for a point... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Deity
There's one on my way back home, but if I close my eyes, drive really fast and hold my breath, I can usually make it past the store without gaining a single pound. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Oh yeah, 3 points for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Relatively speaking, my ship is about on par with a '76 Gremlin. :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by RIOT
Don't mention those, I'm already 100 lbs overweight.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Must be a tight squeeze getting back into that bottle. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by edball
Nah. He upgraded to a barrel.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
There you go making me laugh again, don't make me break out the country music. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Deity
I'LL STOP! I'LL STOP!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
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Originally Posted by Deity
Thank you for that.
Hm... someone gave this to me to work on, and I'm stuck. I wonder if anyone here has seen this, or might be of some assistance in solving it?
It's driving me insane...
If 6* = E2 +979797 - 4% = Y x Z divided by .9% <9 = 0
is equal to
35 x 666 x E2 - 1999 x Y - Z divided by .6% > 0
Then what is equal to this one:
4% x Y x Z divided by 666% x 9.9 - E2 >1
Four?Quote:
Originally Posted by Machodkis
How can six nines to equal exactlly 100?
You can use addition, division, decimals... just no other digits.
There are 4 possible answers.
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3 answers given below so far.
(9 * 9) + 9 + 9 + (9 / 9) = 100Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t