Yep, I'll pick ya up this weekend on the Village Green tourbus..Quote:
Originally Posted by constructor
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Yep, I'll pick ya up this weekend on the Village Green tourbus..Quote:
Originally Posted by constructor
We will respect their heritage and their rightful claim to their lands. the REAL Indians in India have got their revenge by working in our customer service call centres... We have learned from our mistakes.... :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
cornwallis ran out of supplies at yorktown because of the french. he was heading there to be resupplied and we just followed. The french won the war and we benefitted. England became bored with the colonies and went back to fighting france because the french fought like proper gentleman should.Quote:
Originally Posted by geeksRus
After "winning" the war we were forced to pay england pack for all the hard work they put into this country and for the cost of the war which many years later they decided let they debt default.
Okay Now,
I have a question. What's your plan of attac? The reason I'm asking is because I need to know when we, on the Pacific Coast, need to be ready for invasion..:D
Also, will NooNoo be with you? I need to know because I need her to help me with my broadband problem...:D
When yall hit the south, make sure to wait about a month or so, dove season is about to open and deer season will be opening, yall will have fun walking around with your limey crumpets and tea
Nice try, obviously the final plan will be top secret but we will of course be meeting at Titchski's for a cup of earl grey and a pork pie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Noo Noo so far has not registered her interest, but I think she will need to come along to stop any potential name calling, duplicate battles that sort of thing. We'll sort out your broadband by giving you all dial-up accounts....
That's not fair...A secret invasion????:mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
That hasn't been done since Pearl Harbor. That'll get Cleetus and his Texas Wannabees riled up than you want to know...:mad:
Besides, you guys don't carry guns. I hate to see what happens when you visit his house and you got 140 Bubba's lined up on Flatbed trucks waiting to take back to the days of your 'gay' ancestors...:grin:
(dialup..my arse :confused: )
Err you kinda missed the point about the secret invasion... d'ya know where Titchski lives? :rolleyes: With that kind of missing the obvious we'll have this wrapped up in 24 hours....Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Why would we need guns? Like I said before once we take over again, you'll lose your weapons and go back to replica's and shouting 'bang, I got ya'
As for Cleetus, he's our inside man and already has packs of Molson Canadian on ice for us. ;)
Dialup will be better for you, it will teach you the essence of patience and calm you down, you live in a "I want it now" world, we aim to change that and teach you the manners of an English Gentleman. :thumbs2:
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Originally Posted by corturbra
"Give me Instant Gratification...or give me death..."
That's why we'll defeat you. Because we don't time for yor 'tea & crumpets'
BTW, WTF's a crumpet?...:confused:
F**k knows... I think its a good looking young lady....Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Our patience will overthrow your need for instant gratification.... :thumbs:
Hope I'm not to late for the bus..............
1.We don't need guns we`ll just use wet kippers to slap your silly faces.
2.You will all be forced to watch repeats of Monty Pythons flying Circus until you get the accent right.
3.Stiff upper lip implants will be mandatory.
4.All US school children will undergo repatriation classes learning how to spell correctly none of you color rubbish its COLOUR with a U and Day/Month /Year........... yous bums.
5.You will all be forced to have cucumber sandwiches and Earl grey tea for high tea [not lunch you uncouth clods].
6.One dollar will be equal to One pound none of this euros or exchange rate rubbish.
7.All US white collar workers will have a mandatory bowler hat and a brolly on their person at all times or be fined lots of Sterling.
8.none of this driving on the wrong side of the road its the left sideor walk.
9.We`re taking names and your all on it so watch it!
Plenty of room on the bus for you Archer... yeah was gonna mention the driving thing and explain how they misunderstood us when we left last time... When we said drive on the right side of the road, we meant the CORRECT side, not the RIGHT side.... :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
If you guys are going to meet at Titchskis' house you are going to need to wait until the hurricane damage is all cleaned up. Better rethink that dialup stuff! Oh, and don't step in any of that buffalo doo, makes a horrible mess on the carpets.
Yo British Bob, how's it hanging?Quote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
Well first of all, we're gonna clean up for Titchski. Dialup is not being rethought. You're getting it. End of story.
Thanks for the heads up on the Buffalo doo, we'll be sure to keep an eye out for it! :thumbs:
That just reminded me JB ..............all boobie clubs are off limits to US peeps until they pass a repatriation test :p