You'll have to talk to the Major about that.... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
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You'll have to talk to the Major about that.... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
Errr nope. I want Vegas for myself so we're gonna need it all, including Texas....Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Mmmm, what do you fancy? You can have Texas maybe and help Cleetus become integrated back into the America-Shire community... :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
That's it!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
No Capitulation, no surrender. No Vegas & No Texas.
The DEAL'S OFF....
Let the INVASION BEGIN.... :thumbs2:
wooo hooo, just finish my cuppa tea and we'll see on the beach.... I think Vegas is my 2nd favourite place in the world, after Banff in Canada. :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Just finished mine too!
What about the Amish! I like them, let me have them.
Ok, subject to confirmation from the new heads of America-shire, and you promise to treat them with respect and feed them tea and scones...Quote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
arent scones, too much for the Amish?
Mmmm don't know on that one....Quote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
THey might think I'm polluting them, or I am the :devil:
Do not listen to this leaf filled orange garbage bag! There will be no surrender! There will be no settlement. The only thing that we will discuss is how much of a debt you will owe us for the money we spend to kick your :butt: !Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
We might be persuaded to give you some driving lessons and a new Mini when we invade if you capitulate now. :D
You are the funniest negotiator I have ever negotiated with.... how can you keep up such a front when you are in such a weak position? :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Prepare yourself for the transition phase, surrender now or face the wrath of Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire Puddings... :thumbs:
What is there to talk about? We outnumber you 5 to 1 (or more), we have more guns than you do, we have the worlds strongest army, plus the home field advantage. And with it being the start of the (real) football season, we would end you quickly so that we did not miss the opening kickoff for the NFL! :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
I mean, can you name the top 5 people that you will be invading with? Cause they will have to face myself along with Cleetus, Ya_Know, Cobra and Grover. We would then have the next 5 of Major, El Squid, Trips, Jit and Techs. You have nothing that would com3e close to defeating us!
I am 6'3" and 275 lbs. I would not go well with a mini. As to the driving lessons, anytime you think you are man enough, bring it! :flame:Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Sometimes it's not about who's biggest who's best, sometimes its about the cunningness and wits that are needed to defeat the opposition... and in that department, quite frankly you are all sooooo unarmed :butt:Quote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
I will never giveaway the names of the dedicated and devouted. Never even if you chained me to a chair in Hooters ( :thumbs: ) and fed me cheeseburgers and Budweiser all day....
We have the spirit...
"We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France and on the seas and oceans; we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be; we shall fight on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender - Winston Churchill"
f**k it lets collaborate and invade Mexico I need a holiday :thumbs2:
Not Mexico, too many problems. How about a nice Caribbean Island like Aruba, or Curacao? I hear Belize is a nice little country, with some lovely beaches and English speaking folks. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
Cool, anywhere warm will do I guessQuote:
Originally Posted by El_Squid
With soft, sandy beaches and cold umbrella drinks! A hearty buffet with a steel drum band playing in the background! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
Oh man you've sold it to me.... I am so there mentally...Quote:
Originally Posted by El_Squid
I am all up for invading someone else, but I do not think that the caribbean is the best place this time of year. That always seems to be part of hurricane alley. I say we look at Bora Bora. :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by El_Squid
I could almost taste it, then ... one of my programmers came in with a question and burst my bubble. I am back in my office now, $#@*&!!!https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by corturbra
That's why I suggested Aruba or Curacao. They are down in the southern part of the Caribbean. Hurricanes very unlikely. Having been colonized by the Dutch, originally, they have food, drink and hospitality down to a science. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Tahiti. Warm and topless beaches I might add. Great scuba diving. English language is no problem. Great drinks. And best of all we could kick the French out! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
That is an added bonus! We could relocate them to the glow-in-the-dark-atolls they created! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by jitBob
See, look at all of the invaders run away when they realize our true strength!
Naw...you wouldn't like the climate.Quote:
Originally Posted by TechZ
I think this is all much ado about nothing. What the Brits and their allies have to know are these things (which will inturn will sway the invation rhetoric):
1. Fish n' Chips are hard to find
2. Spotted Dick means something entirely different over here
3. We do not serve our beer at room temperature
4. Many Americans did not understand Benny Hill
5. We do not believe Queen Elizabeth I was actually a virgin (My homestate of Virginia to be historically correct should have been called Ho-inia)
6. Bangers have a different meaning in the States
7. And last, but not least, if you do persist on this suicidal endevour then when you do land on our shores you will find waiting for you this... https://forums.windrivers.com/
Jeez MK, you almost make me want to run away with that picture! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Major Kong
Perfect!Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Kong
You can have Alaska if you agree not to invade...:D Its too far away to make any appreciable difference to US anyway...:D
Do you not get it yet, they are getting NOTHING!!!!!!!!! I said NOTHING!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
Geezh. :confused:
Who appointed you head of the American Forces!!!? Until we get invaded by the Brits we are STILL A DEMOCRACY!!!!
BTW, what kind religion are you going to impose on us. I hope not that Church of England crap where we have to worship that fat limebag Henry the VIIIth and he 8 wives...:D
After due deliberation and as you will all be members of the United States Of Britany I think you should kneel and pay homage at the Church of Britney [Spears] :rolleyes: :D
Man that brings up a visual. Hmmm.... "Y" not think about it! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Archer
Oh go on paint us a picture :D
Actually that's okay,
I'd rather worship Britany than Henry the 8th any day of the week.
Will there by a dress code?
To those of you off on Monday: Y'all have a great Labor Day Weekend! :D
To the rest, my deepest sympathies... not! https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/02/1.gif
Hey now wait a minute the English were already here and left. We would agree though to a limited truce brokered by the Swedish Bikini Team.Quote:
Originally Posted by Orangeman
https://forums.windrivers.com/ :thumbs2: :thumbs2:
I'm sorry did you say something? I seem to be a bit distracted... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Kong
Okay,
Truce declared, now lets have some fun....Major, can you spare one of those babes for me.... :devil:
Did you guys over there know you have a National cricket team competing in a tournament over here next week?