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Originally Posted by GrandDad
I would never stoop so low as to make fun of a person with your life experience and accumulated wisdom!
But making fun of your flabby butt though... :p
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Originally Posted by GrandDad
I would never stoop so low as to make fun of a person with your life experience and accumulated wisdom!
But making fun of your flabby butt though... :p
Hey , the flabby is in the front , it provides shade for the big Guy . :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
and for the record I'm
6'1" 190 lbs
I'm still a BadAss old man . :eek2:
I think
can't remember now if thats today or 50 yrs ago .
;)
You're in better shape than I am. :(
Oh man, grimace is right.
When Avatars Attack Part 7 (on Fox) ;)
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Originally Posted by Mindwarp
Ha ha.
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The only thing you are in better shape then is a pear, and that just cause you have feet... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
Sid Shady is in prison and is planning his escape.
The cell he is in measures three metres by three metres by three metres. The walls are made of reinforced concrete and they extend two metres below the dirt floor. The only openings in the cell are a locked door and a skylight one metre in diameter.
Sid thinks he has found a way to escape so he begins by digging a tunnel. He knows that he can't tunnel himself out, but digging a tunnel is crucial for his plan.
How does he plan to escape?
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Shady plans to use the dirt from the tunnel to build a mound high enough to reach the skylight.
He can dig in order to create a big pile of dirt so that he can reach the skylight...Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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Originally Posted by a d e p t
He will pile the dirt from the tunnel up so that he can reach and escape through the skylight.
DOH! Beaten to the punch!
I think you guys should have a duel to the death for those 3 points. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
Hey, I'll break out the Photoshop again!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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Originally Posted by RIOT
There you go, here, take them: 3 pts.
You want some fries with that?
A new medical building containing 100 offices has just been completed. Hardy Pyle was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors.
How many times will Hardy have to paint the number nine?
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20 times
9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, 79, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99
20 timesQuote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, 79, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99
Sure, I haven't had McDonald's fries in a long time... :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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Originally Posted by a d e p t
Count them... :p
I should get credit for creativity!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by RIOT
Oh... so I guess you created the waving adept?? :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
I never said that! I just had the creativity to use it to answer the question... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by RIOT
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Originally Posted by Ya_know
Look, I told you before, there's just no way you're getting a "bonus" from me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
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Originally Posted by RIOT
All right.
So that's 3 for the right answer, minus 50,000 for the continued dissing, so you owe me... 49,997 points.
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There is a certain club which is for men only. T
here are 600 men who belong to this club and 5% of these men wear one earring.
Of the other 95% membership, half wear two earrings and the other half wear none.
How many earrings are being worn in this club?
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600
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Originally Posted by a d e p t
Don't you find it hard to concentrate on adepts questions now edball?
Too easy, should only be worth 1 point.Quote:
Originally Posted by edball
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Originally Posted by edball
3 points.
I really do. It's like "who is that ?". It's just not quite right.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by NooNoo
There was a loud crack of thunder and the power went off.
Shadow started to look for a candle when he heard a knock on his door. "Come quickly!" cried Phil Stop. "My Uncle Cecil has been shot!" Shadow grabbed a flashlight and ran to the nearby house of Cecil Breath.
When Shadow shone the light on Cecil's face he knew he was dead. Phil explained that he and his uncle were watching TV, when suddenly, the window smashed in and Cecil fell forward dead.
"At that moment there was a crash of thunder and the power went out. That's when I ran and got you." Just then the power returned and the two reading lights came on. Shadow and Phil sat in total silence for a full two minutes, unable to believe the gruesome scene before them.
Shadow finally turned to Phil and said, "Your story is an obvious lie."
Why would Shadow doubt Phil's story?
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Because the tv was still off.
Because the tv was still off.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
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Originally Posted by edball
3 more.
Ok, maybe I'm a little slow today, but what does the TV being off have to do with anything? Just because the reading lights came on and the TV stayed off doesn't mean a thing. All the new TVs these days are simply turned on via an electric button. Meaning that if it is on and you unplug it or the power goes out, it will stay off when the power returns.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
...unless you have an old TV with the old style buttons that either pull out or push in (but that wasn't noted in this scenario). Then the switch is always on if it is pushed in or pulled out (depending on how the swtich functions). Get what I'm saying here?
The case is still open and pending. 10 points to me for proving you both wrong. :cool:
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Originally Posted by Spork
That's OK.
Here, have a pity point: 1.
Since a person uses about the same amount of energy walking for ten kilometres as running for ten kilometres, would a person use more energy running for ten minutes, walking for ten minutes, or is the same amount of energy spent?
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In the first situation, the measurement was distance so the runner would finish much earlier than the person walking; therefore, the amount of energy spent would be approximately the same. In the second situation, the measurement is time, and a person who runs for ten minutes will cover a much greater distance and therefore burn more energy than a person walking for ten minutes.
Running for 10 minutes becuase he/she would cover a longer distance which is what the first stastitic relied on...Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
more energy running
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Originally Posted by RIOT
Have 3. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
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Originally Posted by a d e p t
1 point?! What the heck, I just proved edball's conclusion to be inconclusive. For heaven's sake, there's a man's innocence at risk here. I proved that he could possibly be innocent and therefore should not be be accused of such crime unless the evidence was stacked against him. In this case, the only thing pinning him to the murder was the fact that the TV did not come back on. "Sorry sir, since your TV did not come back on, you are guilty."Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
More information would need to be gathered in order for a decisive conclusion to be made. Such as what he was doing while they were watching TV, where was he in the room at the time of the murder, were there any witnesses who could account for what happened (perhaps someone walking down the street seen or heard something), finger prints, lie detector test, etc. The scenario is too open ended and therefore no points should be given to anyone except for me for proving that the accusations to be inconclusive.
Again, 10 points for me for effectively proving edball's theory incorrect and proving that ADEPT needs to have more conclusive murder scenarios.
:thumbs: :D :cool:
i agree with spork on this most if not all tv's will not turn back on after being unplug or power outage. the only question i have is how of are these questions that you are geting adept. when were these written that would help prove your point a little better. they do seem quit old in some of the wording and scenarios.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spork
Proving me incorrect ? I must take this with a grain of salt, considering that you are also the one that doesn't understand the beauty of the number Zero.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spork
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