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Originally Posted by Tacklebox
Hey! Nothing wrong with that! If I could I would.https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
That's what I'm saying-
Have one for me. :drink:
I can't wait to get teh hell out of here.
ANother great one from Tool, must be heard on the CD though
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Die Eier von Satan
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier
In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten
Augenballgroße Stucke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim
Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..
...
Is that the Oktoberfest song???https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
I am indeedy in t'pub ! :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: , another 40 minutes yet to official knock off time, so I shall have to drink slowly today :D
Btw have I drunk too much already everything appears to have gone into german ?
Just a little reminder what life could have been, if we didn't save your sorry asses 60+ years agohttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifhttps://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
You turned up late & then used all our ships to fight the japanese while you perfected the nuclear bomb with the german scientists we stole for you, but yeah thanks ;) btw its a recepie for deviled eggs ;)
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.
So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.
All together.
[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...
Did you ever see that Jackass where they went into a chinese place with dog **** in a rolled up newspaper and pretended it was found in their food?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
The waiters were rude that day :devil:
If we are talking chinese food .. now I say a number 15 please
Infact I'm hungry .. so I'll have a 14 too ! ;)
All the Chinese Restaurants here put a letter in front of the number, such as L15, which is hot spicy Shrimp in Garlic Sauce.
Good stuff indeed!
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make it happen people.