How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Or, how much ground could groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? :p
Ah, yes! Dun Assuming! From CE 957 to 981 the seat of Gwengellich the Bewildered! This ruler of the Welsh cantrev of "WOTFMate!" is best known for promoting local laws prohibiting bodily functions such as running noses, etc. His most quoted pronouncement is: "Whoever shall fart, burp, sneeze, cough, and hiccup at the same time; then shall he die upon the Wheel for God's greater Glory!" Amen, brother.
If I did all of those simultaneously, I would die, probably of exploding! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by slgrieb
When are you coming to sort out all the odd jobs I have around the house?
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Originally Posted by Pluto
All of it.
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Originally Posted by NooNoo
Sorry dear.
I love you like a sister and I'm already ensla.. I mean, married.
How are you?
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It is my pure and virtuous heart that
gives me the strength of ten!
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Originally Posted by houseisland
I'm great, if still in need of losing 40lbs, thanks. :)
G'day!
I got out of hospital today - when should I go back to work, as soon as they want me, or when I feel like it? :)
What is the square root of Pi squared? <----- ( Heh heh, trick question! )
A few questions to keep you busy.
A: If God can do anything can God make a rock he can't move?
(No I'm not making fun of religion I just always liked that question)
B: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object?
C: Does the light in the refigerator stay on when you close the door?
D: What is the meaning of life?
E: Why is it that even if I chew up all the corn, hmm... nevermind.
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Originally Posted by Platypus
No need to worry.
Your position has already been reassigned. :thumbs:
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Originally Posted by Guts3d
Hmm.... pi.... arrrrh. http://www.tourspecgolf.com/forum/st...iley_drool.gif
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Originally Posted by Niclo Iste
I usually only answer one question at a time, but I'm feeling generous so I'll let you live.
A- Yes, and no.
B- Then someone, somewhere, has discovered/invented travel between planes of existence since those two absolutes cannot logically exist in the same universe. Champagne is in order.
C- Yes. Otherwise the elephants get scared.
D- 42
E- It not the same corn you ate actually, but rather the offsprings of the bacteria that "got it on" while travelling through you. Any discomfort you might feel during digestion is caused by the intense lovemaking. Try not to think about it next time it is served.