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We used to play the game "Who can make the retarded kid cry first" game back in elementary school. That kid went on to become a grade A retard that felt up every hot chicks tits from the age they started growing them cause they thought "well, he just doesn't know any better"
And that my friends is why corned beef should be sliced with spaghetti
It's like talking to Chef Brian. :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
And then....
You managed an anagram of brain in there - are you sure its appropriate !?! :rolleyes: ..Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Oh well that explains much, I think though I might like that game, then again I might have different ideas on what shows who as a retard ..Quote:
Originally Posted by That intellectual colossus who can't even spell his own name !
I'm not going to let the last word go to a girlie row.
Wow, there were only 2 replies all day yesterday...............maybe the last word is actually drawing near for this thread!
Err umm 'he' might be having a 'girlie row' - but I'm being all deep & meaningful again .. so :pQuote:
Originally Posted by gazzak
I shall not explain further or I think it'll cause yet more pooh (& I'm not 100% certain anyway on just why but I have some well founded I believe reasons) - lets say anyway that Personality number 3 forgot himself for a bit & leave it at that.
Anyway it got me the final word for a whole day so :p :p (& thats double :p to you ! :D)..
Dude, you don't even like Brittney Spears, you wouldn't even hit that tasty little thing how sad :sad:Quote:
Originally Posted by confus-ed
Now I never said that :p - has this personality not learnt to read very carefully what I write yet ?, I was refuting trips old man fantasies on 'Hot' - well I don't think she is particularly, but once you get to my age 'anything that young, willingly in my bed' would indeed be a compliment :thumbs: - but imho you can see 'much better' pretty much on any street corner & natural with it too, not the product of Max Factor & some inventive soft focus..Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
But would you receive the stud status of having her legs wrapped around your head, with any of those girls on the street?
Pah .. always with 'teh coolest' notion lurking in your head somewhere, no I wouldn't, but if I were daft enough to consider the notion of getting married to her, I might like her bank balance status 'muchly' when 1/2 of it is winging my way !Quote:
Originally Posted by Cleetus
Now you are thinking, get a little famous poonanni, then take the money and live like a king. Beats the hell out of working for the man all day :thumbs:Quote:
Originally Posted by confus-ed
Pre-nuptuals.
Sex but no cash!
Then I would write a book and sell the rights to the made-for-TV movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by gazzak
Work with me people ;)
get her to pose for some pictures that you could sell on the interweb.