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Originally Posted by Deity
It's not a bovine, but I guess you would know all about these animals too, huh? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
3 points. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
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Originally Posted by Deity
It's not a bovine, but I guess you would know all about these animals too, huh? https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
3 points. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2006/04/1.gif
This one might be a little controversial in its reasoning, but what the heck.
The coach of the college baseball team, Buck Knox, was checking the residence grounds to be certain his players were in by curfew.
Suddenly, he heard a loud crash and turned to catch a glimpse of a man running into the residence. Buck thought it was his star right-handed pitcher, Art Dodger, but he couldn't be sure.
Buck went to Art's room and opened the door. Art Dodger stood in the middle of the room, his right leg in his pants and his left leg out. Art, looking at the wrist watch on his left arm said, "I heard a loud crash and was just getting dressed to see what happened," he stammered. "Forget the bull," said Buck, "I'm certain it was you who just ran in here. For that little caper, you won't by playing tomorrow."
How could Buck Knox be so certain it was Art who had been out after curfew?
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The reasoning is because he is right handed. When putting on pants, you normally put your dominant foot in first and take it out first. Your dominant foot is the opposite of your hand.
Therefore, if he was getting up, his left leg would have been in his pants.
It's comments like that that drive me to drinking. :sad:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
:D
The reasoning is because he is right handed. When putting on pants, you normally put your dominant foot in first and take it out first. Your dominant foot is the opposite of your hand. Therefore, if he was getting up, his left leg would have been in his pants. :thumbs2:Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
If Art had been getting dressed to go see what happened, his left leg would be in his pants and his right leg would be out. He was actually undressing after running in. The theory is that a person's dominant hand will determine the order of leg used when dressing/undressing, hense the controversy on the logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
I did not need to know that. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Oh - I misunderstood!
Sorry. https://forums.windrivers.com/images.../2005/03/1.gif
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Originally Posted by Camaro80z
Yup.
3 points to you now.
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Originally Posted by a d e p t
It's a strange case, thought Shadow. The autopsy revealed that Dr. Probe died from cyanide poisoning. His limp body was found lying beside the gas barbeque which was still hot.
The autopsy also revealed that Dr. Probe had just finished eating two hot dogs, a bag of potato chips and some cherries. After a thorough search of the area, the police recovered a suicide note, the pen Dr. Probe used to write it, a book of matches, an old coin, an empty potato chip bag and a package of hot dogs and buns.
Since nothing else was discovered, Shadow was certain Dr. Probe was murdered elsewhere and his body moved to the suicide scene.
Why?
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No cherry pits at the scene indicates that they were eaten elsewhere.
There were no cherry pits at the scene.Quote:
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They were pitless cherries.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deity
Or perhaps they didn't look over the fence in the neighbors yard...he likes to spit them ya_know... :thumbs:
3 points for that.Quote:
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So have you come up with some questions I could use here yet? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ya_know
Why, so you can take away my points...I've grown rather attached to them...Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t
I should get 3 points for disproving the pit theory...at least one...come on man!Quote:
Originally Posted by a d e p t