Weird find inside of computers

I know we all find strange things inside of peoples computers, but today, we found 2 bullets inside of a guys case.

WTF, why would someone put 2 live rounds inside of their computer!!???

Maybe they were smuggling ammo through the border? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

That reminds me of a while back I got a call that the screen was full of red bugs. Now this user was always calling about her system crashing and the error "boxes", blah blah blah. Seemed like every time you turn around she'd complain about some kind of problem or the other and she would give very vague descriptions (heard "thingy" and other words).
So she is complaining about the red bugs. So I am thinking the wonderful Windows message box. I told her to click hit details and record for I am busy and will be there soon. She kept going on about the bugs and insisted I have a look. So I go look.
Lo and behold crawling on the monitor screen were tiny little bugs. As a matter of fact they were crawling all over the place coming out of the monitor. The monitor was just shipped, must've been a nest inside that forced them out when it warmed up.
The last thing I thought though was "literal" bugs.

D

I had a problem with a old Epson 500 not willing to pull the paper in.
Tering it apart I found a 9mm in the paper trey.
Fell from the collection that was on the shelf obove it.
Happens to every one at some stage.

[quote]Originally posted by MacGyver:
<strong>Maybe they were smuggling ammo through the border? :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Don't most smugglers tend to take a little more than that across?

[quote]Originally posted by Scuba:
<strong>I had a problem with a old Epson 500 not willing to pull the paper in.
Tering it apart I found a 9mm in the paper trey.
Fell from the collection that was on the shelf obove it.
Happens to every one at some stage.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Not over here it doesn't.

[quote]Originally posted by Outcoded:
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Not over here it doesn't.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You want to tell me that you don't have a Ammo collection, Short M16, Sniper's gun copple Kilos of TNT in a small stash and several granades ?

How the Hell do you prepare yourself to the end of the world (Coming soon) :confused:

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I actually have that kida stuff stashed some were for a case of need :rolleyes:

"I'm sorry, sir, but your computer is shot." :D :D :D

[quote]Originally posted by Scuba:
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You want to tell me that you don't have a Ammo collection, Short M16, Sniper's gun copple Kilos of TNT in a small stash and several granades ?

How the Hell do you prepare yourself to the end of the world (Coming soon) :confused:

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I actually have that kida stuff stashed some were for a case of need :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

1xDouble barrel 12-bore, 2xde-limited .22 air rifles (one with silencer and scope), 1x.22 air pistol, 1xCrossbow, 1xField Archery Bow, few knifes, baseball bat, big dog, bad attitude, violent g/f. (All apart from the last are legally held).

[quote]Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
<strong>"I'm sorry, sir, but your computer is shot." :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Very Witty Indeed! LOL :D

[quote] 1xDouble barrel 12-bore, 2xde-limited .22 air rifles (one with silencer and scope), 1x.22 air pistol, 1xCrossbow, 1xField Archery Bow, few knifes <hr></blockquote>

That's it????????

Try this: Lee-Enfield No. 1 Mk III (.303) + 2k rounds, Russian M44 carbine (.308) +1500 rounds, and a pre-ban FN/FAL and about 1k rounds... :rolleyes:

And "they" say we are a bunch of geeks

[quote]Originally posted by paraflyer:
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That's it????????
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You missed the dangerous bit. She's 5" 5', and very, very hard.

[quote]Originally posted by Damned Angel:
<strong>WTF, why would someone put 2 live rounds inside of their computer!!???</strong><hr></blockquote>

A colleague of mine, found a used condom inside a computer!! Yeah, it's true, at least that's why he said. Why would someone do that? The youngster who owned it, said he needed to hide it from his mother. :eek: :eek:

Maybe the guy with a bullets needed to do the same!
:confused: :eek: :D

[quote]Originally posted by Outcoded:
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Don't most smugglers tend to take a little more than that across?.</strong><hr></blockquote>

They were smuggling it into Canada (MB is Manitoba, right?).

'Nuff said.
:D :p :D :p :D :p ;)

[quote]Originally posted by Outcoded:
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1xDouble barrel 12-bore, 2xde-limited .22 air rifles (one with silencer and scope), 1x.22 air pistol, 1xCrossbow, 1xField Archery Bow, few knifes, baseball bat, big dog, bad attitude, violent g/f. (All apart from the last are legally held).</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'll just drive a few towns over and 'aquire' some nukes at the base there...
A few tanks, maybe some helicopters, gins, ammo.
Oh, yeah, can't forget my Mallinios (its a dog for those of you who don't know)...

Then go to the shipyard and take a Destroyer.