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What do you guys to fight boredom on the job? Personally, I'm addicted to watching people do nothing on TheSpark.com's colon-cams.
If you're bored you may want to call 800-888-3999 (National Discount Brokers). Listen to the recorded options. #7 is interesting. I've never heard a company do that before.
I am getting tired of surfing the net in my free time...
I tried that number last week. It is hilarous -- LMAOQuote:
If you're bored you may want to call 800-888-3999 (National Discount Brokers). Listen to the recorded options. #7 is interesting. I've never heard a company do that before.[/B]
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I just tried that, boy is that WIERD !!!Quote:
If you're bored you may want to call 800-888-3999 (National Discount Brokers). Listen to the recorded options. #7 is interesting. I've never heard a company do that before.[/B]
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That is wierd
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That has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard a professional (?) firm ever do with Voice Mail. Is this a serious company of what?
THAT WAS FREEEEEKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!! God, i can't believe they did that. They can't be real. I am sooo sick of surfing the net in my free time to. I look for drivers, and read comics, look for cool new share ware, download comedy songs, what ever i can find to keep my head from exploding. At my other tech job i work for a big retailer, i will sometimes go crack open a new game and play it for a few hours, whe we are slow, just have to make sure the monitor is where the managers can't see! It took me two weeks of that to beet Army men 2 when it came out! https://forums.windrivers.com/
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We may be through with the past, but the past is not through with us.
I freeze bugs with cans of that compressed air. Then I take those back plate thingys from the cases and stick them in the ceiling, then I go to lunch, then add mispelled words to the Word2000 dictionary, then I take a nap, then I collect a paycheck and go home.
Just kidding, I usually go online and take practice MCSE tests or research problems we have encountered in the shop. When it is slow...which is not often.
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[This message has been edited by gotbyk (edited October 24, 2000).]
I *loved* the "to hear a duck quack" option. Thats funny as hell. Hmm, I'm in college, therefore I don't get bored. There are always pranks to play on the other guys, such as stealing towels, putting cups of water against someones door then calling them and telling them to come down to my room, pressing the up button on the elevator, then waiting for the doors to open and then close, while they are closing drench everyone in the elevator with a super soaker. (they can't get back on our floor, the elevators and stairwell doors are keyed to where only ppl that live on the floor can get on), the list goes on and on....
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What's really funny is if you press "7" you actualy hear it.
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Who the hell is General Protection and why is he messing with my comuter?
someone told me you can get porn for FREE on the newsgroups!!!!
seriously though... in my spare time.... i either work more, or read these forums..
Umm... noted below, I edited this message... only because I was bored enough to try #7 after posting the original and umm.. yah... ummm... errr... uhhh...
#7 is cool https://forums.windrivers.com/
There was one I heard about smoking that was really cool for some cigarette company... it was 10x better than that one and I don't have the number!!!! Anyone have that number?? I even forgot what the message said but I almost had a kidney failure from laughing so hard!!! Please if anyone knows it, let me (us) know!!!!
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Originally posted by pga:
There was one I heard about smoking that was really cool for some cigarette company... it was 10x better than that one and I don't have the number!!!! Anyone have that number?? I even forgot what the message said but I almost had a kidney failure from laughing so hard!!! Please if anyone knows it, let me (us) know!!!!
[This message has been edited by pga (edited October 25, 2000).]
I think I called that one before too, didn't they like get ignorant with you and tell you to hang up if you were not a smoker?
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That was the one! It went on and on about all kinds of stuff..Quote:
Originally posted by 3fingersalute:
I think I called that one before too, didn't they like get ignorant with you and tell you to hang up if you were not a smoker?
I think it was called Brown and Williamson Tobacco Company.
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found it.... but they took the message off!!! Darn it!
when you called 1-800-578-7453 it used to be answered by a male voice that said:
"Hello. You've reached the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Corporation.
If you're an adult smoker, 21 or older, welcome. If you are not 21 and not a smoker, please hang up now before any information is exchanged. There will be an age verification, so, again, if you're not 21, hang up now.
Good.
Now that it's just us, there's something that we, Brown & Williamson Tobacco, would like to tell you. It may be a little soon, but, well, it just feels right.
(Music swells in the background.) We, the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Corporation are in love . . . with you.
Yeah, you heard right. Brown and Williamson Tobacco is in love.
We're a giant corporation and you make us feel like a little kitten. Thank you . . . lover.
(Music fades and the announcer's pace quickens.)
By the way, the other tobacco companies hate you and think you're ugly. They told us so."
It's a shame they took it off!
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