Serious Customer Support Problems !!!

Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without trouble. However , apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off.
But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many Bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However., whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000.
But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface months later. Wife 1 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter.
Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself. The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every week.
It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off. Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
Is this a common problem?

You could try dual booting. But if you get found out, I told you NOTHING.

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If you pay peanuts, you get Monkeys

Unfortunately, if you call tech support for Wife 1.0; you'll find that this OS automatically scans the MBR and upon finding any unauthorized changes will lock remove all MS Money files, cancel FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000 until the unauthorized changes have been removed.

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Thank you for calling, how can I hang up on you today?

And if the unauthorized changes are not removed soon enough, it activates Divorce 1.0 beta. This beta is highly unstable and could cause permenant system damage. The MS Money flies deleted from the system, Children 2.0 becomes corrupt, and then installs XWife 1.0 over any previous operating systems. XWife 1.0 is a virus-like operating system which exploits all vunerabilities of the host system. It causes permenant deletion of MS Money files, then encrypts the corrupt Children 2.0 files.

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I wish they had Doom for OS/400...that would be some treat!

sorry to tell you but the only way to get rid of wfe (all versions) legally is buy a product from the same company called Divorce 1.0 ....
however! it is very expensive, plus the wife product collects royalties from you for life or when your particular wife product is resold to somebody else who wants to upgrade...but i did hear divorcee 1.0 isn't all that bad of a product....i myself own wife 1.0 for fourteen years....any thoughts on divorcee 1.0????

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my job is just the time
between vacations

This also results in a complete depletion of system resources due to the forced installation of a TSR program called Lawyer 3.20c. The only way to remove Lawyer is to do a complete reformat using the Bankruptcy C11 software and reinstalling Girlfriend 1.0.

BTW, I love my wife!!! https://forums.windrivers.com/

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If it ain't broke, and you try to fix it anyway, then it WILL need fixing!

Wow, I havent had these problems so far. Im still running an old girlfriend 3.1, and it seems stable enough. Thinking about the purchase of the Diamondperformance update, to bring it up to speed with the Fiance1.0 system. Although at the moment, Im trying to fit in averageincome 3.2, and newcar 4.0

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Its like shooting fish in a barrel, in the head, at point blank range, with an elephant gun.

Caution: This post is just me whining about my system. Do not read if overly compassionate or easily depressed about others' software issues. https://forums.windrivers.com/

Well, after upgrading Girlfriend 1.0 to Fiance 1.0, and budgeting for Wife 1.0 (you'd think they could standardize and have Female 1.0 with add-ons, but noooo...), it was somewhat of a disruption when my system crashed and somehow left me only running 3 copies of Cat (various versions) and left my FAT pretty chewed. Unfortunately, the DiamondPerformance update doesn't apply to any version of Cat, Dog, or anything but an OS based on the FemKernel. Obviously, there are very few apps that will run on Cat, but I don't have the free space to install any other versions of Girlfriend due to FAT errors. So I guess I'll go fdisk for a few months. ::sigh::

OK, I'm done. Just needed to upload my troubles. https://forums.windrivers.com/

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Thank you for calling the support desk! How may I disconnect you today?

im currently running girlfriend 9.0, and have been for over 10 months, however over that period, i have run girlfriend 10.0, 11.0, had a recurrence of girlfriend 7.0. There have also been numerous recurrences of girlfriend 12, although the last occurance was a little odd, involving girlfriend 12, and girlfriend 12.0's optional plugin, girlfriends boyfriend 1.0. This was an odd experience. Girfriend 12.0 also has run bestfriend 1.0 along with me. Which also was interesting. Upon my last holiday i bumped into the foreign OS SadoMasachismSlave 1.0 which although being a lot less stable than most, is by far the best OS I've ever seen.
Current OS (girlfriend 9.0) was once upgraded to fiancee 1.0, however the system couldnt handle the continuous presence of fiancee 1.0 and rejected it, thus returning to girlfriend 9.0, which i was happy with. There has been no further mention of fiancee 1.0 which is a relief.
I strongly recommend agaist the OS Wife 1.0, I've seen it have devastating effects on various apps, epsecially PotParty 17000.23 and FootieMatch 59.2c
If you have a powerful enough system, stick to running as many versions of girlfriend x.x as system can handle.

Thats my advice.


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No girl deserves my tears, and the one who does will never make me cry.

I upgraded to wife 1.0 on November 5th, choosing a bug free update specially imported from Dublin. I also made a huge purchase and began to run house 1.0 two days before that.

Although Hot Dinner 2.0 is in full swing flawlessly every day when I get home I've found that, without asking me, someone installed Home Improvement 2001 which among other things kicks in every 5 bloody minutes asking to change my wallpaper?? On the whole things run smoothly but has anyone seen a setting to permanently silence my unwanted application.

My thanks to you all
Scutter.

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Nope to correct that problem, you'll need the 3rd party app called DuctTape 1.0


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Thank you for calling, how can I hang up on you today?

Toppa I'll av to get me summa that. https://forums.windrivers.com/ https://forums.windrivers.com/

I suggest completely removing Wife 1.0 and starting fresh with Wife 2.0.
This is a much better application, without any of the virus concerns or other
problems associated with Wife 1.0. Also, FreeSexPlus is vastly improved on
Wife 2.0, with many new features and options, and a much more user-friendly
and attractive interface.

Of course there will be some remaining annoyances from the damage caused by
Wife 1.0, such as a steady decline from the MS Money files, but the presence
of Wife 2.0 makes even these minor problems tolerable.

I myself have installed Wife 2.0 and would never even consider going back to
Wife 1.0. As a matter of fact, the 2.0 version makes me wonder why I ever
wanted the 1.0 version in the first place.


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"I see dumb people... they're everywhere. They walk around like everyone else. They don't even know that they're dumb."

I myself am running Girlfriend 1.9 and am considering running the diamondperformance upgrade and changing over to fiance 1.0 ... This is difficult though because I am currently facing CreditCards 3.2 and NewCar 2000 ... The upgrade to Fiance 1.0 will also be difficult because I am running two different versions of Jobs 2 which takes up a considerable ammount of time. However in 6 months I will be converting to LivingTogether 1.0 and preparing for College PTE (part time edition) therefore handling all that and cutting back from Jobs 2 to Job 1 shouldn't be very difficult.

NOTE: Man this is fun.

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You make me com...
You make me complete...
You make me completely miserable.
--Lit, Miserable.

I hope NewCar2000 isn't crash prone... https://forums.windrivers.com/

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sHIFT hAPPENS11

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Don't worry...I have airbag 0.1a available for download now


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She may have only been a prostitute, but she had the prettiest face I ever came across

Man, this is all too confusing for me to try and follow, but then again, it is late in the day and prepping for college PTE....(again tonight).....sigh.... https://forums.windrivers.com/

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Ever stop to think....and forget to start again?

GUYS!!! I am crying here, you are a funny bunch, I am totally glad I signed up. It seems guys can finally talk about there personal lifes using this format https://forums.windrivers.com/



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Plus ca change,Plus c'est la meme chose - RUSH - Circumstances- HEMISPHERES

I have wife 1.0 and have found that the "bundled" extras can cause conflicts. I have the in-laws expansion pack and they wreak havoc on my machine. Anyone else have this problem???

I got to agree with Scutterboy - HomeImprovement 2001 cannot be uninstalled EVER, even if you run the upgrades every few months or so. I tried uninstalling and just plain old deleting the program files but Wife 1.0 always kicks in with the "Illegal Operation" sh!t. For me Wife 2.0 or Mistress 1 is not really an alternative due to the Love virus already resident in the memory so I guess I'll just have to live with it!

I'm currentley running Wife 2.0. Although Wife 1.0 has been completly removed and is no longer a draw on my system resourses, an upgrade I made at the time (child 1.0) is becomming more and more demanding.

Now I know I shouldn't of done it, but when I changed to Wife 2.0, I also added the Child 2.1, 2.2 and 2.3 option packs. These seem to be able to learn from Child 1.0 the commands needed to completly drain Money 1.0.

I thought I could overcome this problem by adding Creditcard 1.0. This proved to be a mistake also, I am now up to Creditcard 5.0 with all previous versions still running.

I would like to say here that so far Wife 2.0 has been dream to work with (apart from the child addins). The draw on resourses from Money 1.0 has been minimal.

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If you pay peanuts, you get Monkeys

If Divorce 1.0 is activated, you'll have to reinstall Stokeit 2.5.