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Originally posted by NakedMessiah:
I would exchange out his cpu and put a slower one in, and give the faster one to an admin typist. Also, decrease the virtual memory size, and other settings that will make everything write back to the hard drive (depending on his OS). That will slow down his computer to a crawl. Everytime he clicks on an icon, the hard drive will be write/read/write/etc. for about 10 seconds.
Or you can have the startup routine start a bunch of unviewable programs to hog the system memory.
Man, That is EEEVIILLL. I will never pi$$ you off...