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go here <a href="http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/" target="_blank">http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/</a> and find out when its your turn to die.
Mine is:
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February 20, 2048
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (18%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Drowning (6%)
March 1, 2049
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
I'm guessing Wild Animal Mauling... how about you?
Hmmm, I have a 5% chance of dying from auto-erotic asphyxiation. :eek:
Mine is January 3, 2059
at the age of 78 years old.
Heart Attack (35%)
Cancer (20%)
Alien Abuction (8%) :eek: What the heck? :eek:
Drowning (5%)
And one more that I'm not sure I should post on here. (5%)
If I took this in a couple of years that age will probably go down a LOT!!! :D
It seems i'll die at the age of 70 from a heart atttack. Hmm... oh well... I have about 49 years to go. :D
Haha! I outlive you all!!
May 27, 2062
at the age of 80 years old. :D
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%) (booo!!!)
Heart Attack (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 19, 2047
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (14%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
***-------Auto-Fellatio (5%)---------***
Drowning (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Suicide (5%)
:eek:
People you are ALL invited to a party on January 18, 2051. Cause PapaSmurf will be going to see the Chief Smurf 24 hours later and he plans to go out with a bang [This might explain the horrible accident (13%) and even third degree burns (5%)].
January 19, 2051
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Cancer (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Cheers
Papa"Its better to burn out than to fade away"Smurf
August 16, 2050
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%) (please God, just not cancer...)
Heart Attack (10%) :(
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%) :confused:
Drowning (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%) (and just not AIDS, either!)
Homicide (6%) :eek:
Another 54 years at Windrivers!
September 2, 2031
at the age of 74 years old
the DRONE WILL die from:
Homicide (13%)
Cancer (12%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Drowning (8%)
:D
July 26, 2038
at the age of 68 years old.
Suicide (20%) :rolleyes: Man Guess I better stop playing Frogger in Real Life HuH ????
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Loneliness (10%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)<--Guess i better stop that too LOL
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Organ Failure (5%)
Electrolysis (5%)
February 2, 2034
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (30%)
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Drowning (6%)
Cancer or heart attack at age 73.
like thats hard to predict. Lame.
over 145 000 people that took the test have leprosy. What's with that.LOL
WOOHOO im going to live LONGER!!!!!!
December 2, 2060
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Auto-Fellatio (16%)LOL this is kool
fel·la·ti·o (f-lsh-, -sh, f-)
n. Oral stimulation of the penis
Electrolysis (13%)
e·lec·trol·y·sis (-lk-trl-ss, lk-)
1. Chemical change, especially decomposition, produced in an electrolyte by an electric current.
2. Destruction of living tissue, especially of hair roots, by means of an electric current applied with a needle-shaped electrode.
Cancer (11%)hmmmm not good
Heart Attack (7%)i eat junk food
Suicide (7%)i cant i love myself to much
Alien Abduction (7%)I go hiking in the middle of nowhere alot.
Horrible Accident (5%)I go caving alot
Alcoholism (5%)I drink alot at parties
Drowning (5%)I cant swim
Appearantly I'll be expiring this weekend. Nice knoiwing you all. And now I must go see the warden about a stay of execution.
hahahha im going to die at the age of 91. :D
wow i only got six months to live. :confused: j/k
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 13, 2001
at the age of 38 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (37%)
Cancer (17%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Damn............it says I am already dead. ****, and I had a cool weekend planned.
I am going to have a Palm V, COOL!
June 16, 2055 at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (16%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (9%)
Drowning (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Oh, well. Hope it's a nice day, won't want to kick the bucket in the middle of a tornado or something.
January 4, 2038! At the age of 62 years old.
Cancer 28%
Heart Attact 20%
Alien Abduction 7%
:eek: :eek: :eek: :D ;)
July 19, 2054
at the age of 75 years old.
And it looks like Cancer is the culpret. Wait a sec, my GF is a Cancer, maybe that means she'll do me in.
Oh man! This says that I will die on August 9th 2001 at the age of..ACK! URGH!! AHHHH!!!!!!GRHUHGURRRR!!! ACK!!!............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................
March 18, 2040 at the age of 61
Cancer 30%
Homicide 17% (scary)
Public execution in a 3rd world country 14% (more scary than the last)
3rd degree burns 7%
Alien Abduction 5%
Alcoholism 5%
July 17, 2030
at the age of 55 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Yea, that sounds about right. I honestly figured around my late 30s early 40s
[quote]Originally posted by DANIMAL:
<strong>Cancer or heart attack at age 73.
like thats hard to predict...</strong><hr></blockquote>
I wonder if its a side-effect of Canadian living. Mine is:
[quote]Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 18, 2043 at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (24%) <hr></blockquote>
I took it the first time, and closed the window by accident. I took it again and put in the exact same answers, but it came out different....
August 13, 2049
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Here's mine:
June 26, 2031
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
I'm gonna die when I'm D@mn good and ready.....or before or after that.
one of those three. :D
March 19, 2046
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date I will most likely die from:
Cancer (19%)
Heat Attack (18%)
Drowning (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
I guess that I'm gonna end up being one of the oldest members on the windrivers forums, then :)
I'm scheduled to die at the age of 86!
28% cancer...
5% loneliness? Hmmmmm
I guess my computer isn't good enough company... :(
im gonna croak at age 64, screw work from now on
no retirement no reason to work , im going bank robbing and retire early!!
ill let you guys know what the weathers like on my own small island
I may plan to go sooner, take my own life so nothing or anyone else can do it for me.
Depression is sick thing.
February 27, 2035 at the age of 67 years old.
Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Electrolysis (9%) WTF is Electrolysis?
Horrible Accident (5%)
It says I'll be 67 when I die, hmmmmmmmm, it's wrong. I'm dead already.
October 27, 2051
at the age of 78 years old.
Heart Attack 25%
Cancer 22%
Alien Abduction 8%
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiantion 8%
Auto-Fellatio 6%
(If I can perform fellatio on myself at age 78 then I will be in DAMN good shape! Eat your heart out, Jack Lalane!)