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List things that suck the most.
Here I go...
When you fart in the elevator and someone gets on with you.
When your caught picking your nose at a stop light by a beautiful woman.
When shower curtain falls down and you’re in it.
When you’re on the pot and there is no toilet paper.
When you trip while walking beside a beautiful woman.
My boss is finally starting to suck ;) .
What sucks?
Getting hit in the head with a noodle
Getting kicked in da nutz :( :eek:
Getting your feet smashed by a sludge hammer over a basket of french frys with your friendly mofia
Getting your finger jammed in the car door
Find that you are stuck from putting your yoohoooo in the spa sucktion pipe :eek:
This thread....
[quote]Originally posted by Johnny Blaze:
<strong>This thread....</strong><hr></blockquote>
More like your momma!!!
(It's cool he works right next to me)
Things that suck:
1. gravity
2. vacuum cleaners
3. drinking out of a straw
4. toilet plungers
:)
More things that suck:
1. Venturi Scrubber
2. Grundfos Pump
3. Navel Lint
4. Toe Jam
5. Linda Loveless
6. And a oldie: "500 cop cars and no brakes"!
:D
I've been asked to do something with this topic....
So here's a warning:
If this doesn't stay above toilet/adult humor from here on it'll be closed. OK? Have fun.
Vacuum Cleaners
Air Intakes on an F15
Black holes
All the life out of me ( that's my ex-wife's job)
All my money ( toss up between the Ex and the IRS)
Straws...well they just are part of the sucking thing.
Carburetors
And last but not least...Mimes
Remoras :eek:
TRAFFIC!!! :D
things that suck....
right here it goes
my job
my life
my old pc,
telewest (my internet provider)
bt (telephone company)
income tax
so-called friends (kick u in the mud & screw u for everything u have)
erm.;.... thats about it for the minute...
[quote]Originally posted by Sowulo:
<strong>I've been asked to do something with this topic....
So here's a warning:
If this doesn't stay above toilet/adult humor from here on it'll be closed. OK? Have fun.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I agree!
BTW, My current job and my current boss!
Slow WinDrivers Forums.... :(
[quote]Originally posted by MacGyver:
<strong>Slow WinDrivers Forums.... :( </strong><hr></blockquote>
I heard that one Mac
Every OS sucks.............
Waking up with a hangover.
Being caught late for work.
Having your car stolen.
95% of all bosses.
Not being able to get into the chatroom or forums.
Warm soda.
Warm beer.
Cold coffee.
Leaving home on a full stomach and arriving to work starving.
Ahem...
Finding last night that the shop I worked for has gone tits up, our paychecks bounced, we are being bought by a competitor (who sucks), expenses accounts are not going to be paied out (I have more than $600 of parking fees for last 5 month) and we are facing massive layoffs in a city that has a limited number of potential employers.
Keep in mind that I just bought a house, my wife is still nursing our 9 month old baby and hasnt gone back to work, I had to do emergency repair on the water supply main pipe (unexpected $4K I do not have) and my bank account is in the red.
THAT SUCKS. :mad:
things that suck....
being lie to
being cheated on
being broke
no A/C
being suckered
being stolen from
being harased
being around other people that suck.
microsoft & aol
People who Wee on the seat
The Phone Company
People who take from the Need a penny dispencer who dont need to.(Had some one use the pennies which was about 10 cents so they could get 10 cents extra in gas) Or they just use it so they wont get extra change back.Hellllooo you SUCK
The UNION <I got a raise and my union dues went up... Guess I got the raise for the union to tell me they are charging me more money for trying to get me some more money. They SUCK BIG TIME
Rude People..Especially women who reach in their blouse under the bra to pay for something and their money just smells gross..***GAG****
eMachines
PC Chips motherboards
Pentium 4
Compaqs
school
slow forums
Winmodems
flamers
tons of onboard equipment
Windows ME
NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys or some other lamea$$ boy bands
Britney Spears
I'd like to throw some adult humor in here but in regard to Sowulo's earlier post i can't :D :D
.....more
Getting back from your lunch break with pasta sauce splattered all over your shirt.
When your brand new white fitted Nike hat fades white to black because your sweating in it (this happened Thursday after work when we went to softball pratice and it was 112 degrees out side).
When your downtown and cannot find a parking spot or one that you can afford.
When your IRS tax return check gets soaked with Mountain Dew and your bank will not cash it.
When you get caught snoozing at work by your boss.
HEAT!!!!!!!!!
[quote]Originally posted by ScottieM3:
<strong>HEAT!!!!!!!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Tell me about it!!!
:eek: :(
-finding a PUBIC hair on a keyboard you are replacing
-lazy scumbags who have been at an IT position for half a year and havent been fired yet (this is after you have been trying for two years to get into such a position and you would SEVERELY bust you @ss at the job too because you like the stuff so much)
-morning traffic (this is said with ALL joking possible), one of these days there will be a homicide!!! LOL
-having such expensive toysthat I want; Roland V Drum set $5000
[quote]Originally posted by ScottieM3:
<strong>HEAT!!!!!!!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
The midwest region is getting hammered. On a normal day it's been over a 100 degrees. I can't walk outside without breaking a sweat.
[quote]Originally posted by JungleMan:
<strong>I'd like to throw some adult humor in here but in regard to Sowulo's earlier post i can't :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
You're not old enough to participate in "Adult" humor yet anyway.... :D :D :D
[quote]Originally posted by Sowulo:
<strong>
You're not old enough to participate in "Adult" humor yet anyway.... :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Ah they should just call it dirty humor then :D
I am sure you can guess what I'm getting at everyone ;) ;) :p :p
HP
Compaq
Aol
Dial UP
NAV
4 cylider Cars
whining babies
tangled clothes hangers
when you try to pick someething up and it take five try's
Winter
changing Diapers
having your pay spent before you get it.
Compulsive liars
people who are never on time
getting Scalped
Damp basements
in laws
Hemoroids
Diarhea
[quote]Originally posted by Sowulo:
<strong>
You're not old enough to participate in "Adult" humor yet anyway.... :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
HA HA
I'm going to DBS now! LOL.
NEIGHBORS!!
POLITICS!!!
THE GOVT
THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION
THE W , BUSH ADMINISTRAITION , LIKE WE REALLY NEEDED MORE OF THE SAME CRAPPY , HELP THE RICH , EWSCRAY THE POOR POLITICS ,
MY FAMILLY , FREINDS SAY WHEN THEY GAVE OUT FAMILIES YOU GOT BURNT,
SOAP OPERAS
PPL WHO WATCH THEM
NEIGHBORS IN POLITICS WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDURE
THE POOOH LICE
COLLECTION AGENCIES
TELEMARKETERS
STUCK UP BIMBO S
HOT WOMAN WHO REFUSED TO FOOL AROUND BECAUSE THEIR MARRIED!!!!!
yeah right
being hit on by the moss, whats beter inviting them to go "bashing"
A BARREL BUT WRONG TAP,
AN EMPTY BARREL AND CORECT TAP
TAXES
GETTING CAUGHT BEING CHECKED OUT BY SOMEBODIES GIRLFREIND, EXPECIALLY WHEN TRYING TO IMPERSONATE GENE SIMMONS ,,
HEY THATS ABOVE THE TOILET
NOT BEING AS GOOD AT IT AS GENE SIMMONS , NOT MY CASE I SWEAR, BUT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT ITS LIKE
SHOWING A GIRL YOURE DOUBLE JOINTED , AND GETTING YOURE FACE SLAPPED
GETTING HIT ON BY HER AND THEN HAVE HER SLAP YOU ANY WAY JUST TO PLAY MIND GAMES
USELESS MINDGAMES FROM THE OPISITE SEX!!!!!!!
ah i mised an important one
MY NEIGHBORS PHSYCIATRIST
HE NEEDS A NEW ONE THIS ONE DOES'NT DO HIS JOB
I KEEP TELLING HIM BUT HE DOESENT LISTEN
IN HIS CASE WE CAN AD VIAGRA ISNT COVERED UNDER HIS MEDICAL PLAN!!
I also missed an important one
People who type in all caps
:D :D :D :D :D
here is a few more
what sucks i was out in the bar, playing roadie
and an interesting young lady has a nice chat with me a few gals were at the table so i sat down and talked to her
what sucked was her saying my husbands a cop, but its cool.
bye
what also sucked same situation, saying where is she ill touch her with a ten foot pole
b, and it sucked when she found me and i didnt have that ten foot pole!!
what sucks is being ugly at closing time!!
what sucks is whyning spell checkers\
whats sucks is to keep getting some teenage kids phone calls because nobody can dial his number corectly
best part about it is i said he died a few hours ago in a car accident ,several times,,true
what sucks is you eat with the same hands you wipe youre bum with!!
remind stuck up woman about it for 2 points,,
when i tell stuck up woman to remember when you wake up tomarrow to have a $hirty day , and then they dont..
again getting youre face slapped,,or getting drink thrown in face, bad timing mouthe not open
what sucks is being a mechanic and haveing girls flirt with you to get their car fixed , they only want their car fixed,nothing else
good part lie and tell them youre gay!!
This is one I forgot from earlier...
Traffic gawkers!!! You know, those ones who slow down for no logical reason.
EXAMPLE
I am driving home and once I get on the freeway it is backed up. Usually I try to drive through it or if it is backed up for too far I try to find an escape route. It was backed up for 3 or 4 miles. Reason being? There was an accident on the SOUTH side of the freeway. I was driving on the NORTH side. There was NO backups AT ALL on the south side. People who were driving on the south side were like "Look at that, an accident, big deal, I just want to get home after a long day of work, I can see an accident some other time".
Not the north bound side of morons who started the chain reaction of backups.
[quote]Originally posted by JungleMan:
<strong>I also missed an important one
People who type in all caps
:D :D :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
here's onE "JUNGLEMAN" LOL :D
[quote]Originally posted by DANIMAL:
<strong>
here's onE "JUNGLEMAN" LOL :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
Forgot to note that your display name is in all caps... :D :D :D
my ex (and i mean in a non adult humor way sowulo :) )
[quote]Originally posted by JungleMan:
<strong>
Forgot to note that your display name is in all caps... :D :D :D </strong><hr></blockquote>
I'll let you win. :rolleyes:
[quote]Originally posted by Tazdrummer:
<strong>This is one I forgot from earlier...
Traffic gawkers!!! You know, those ones who slow down for no logical reason.
EXAMPLE
I am driving home and once I get on the freeway it is backed up. Usually I try to drive through it or if it is backed up for too far I try to find an escape route. It was backed up for 3 or 4 miles. Reason being? There was an accident on the SOUTH side of the freeway. I was driving on the NORTH side. There was NO backups AT ALL on the south side. People who were driving on the south side were like "Look at that, an accident, big deal, I just want to get home after a long day of work, I can see an accident some other time".
Not the north bound side of morons who started the chain reaction of backups.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Here in Kansas City we call'em "Rubber Necks". We've had many fatal accedents because of Rubber Necks. Even when a freaking car is pulled over by a cop on the other side of the highway going the complete oposite direction and some f**king lame ******* wants to slow down and look when everyone behind him is doing 65-75MPH. Then someone slams into this prick and brought up on man-slaughter charges. Only in America...