Making up haikus
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Post yours here today.
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Making up haikus
Here in WinDrivers forums;
Post yours here today.
A thread here for us
To show off poetic skill
Too bad we have none.
Cold stuffy learning
Made warm, fresh and free
Windrivers provides
NooNoo's fine haikuQuote:
Originally posted by NooNoo:
<STRONG>Cold stuffy learning
Made warm, fresh and free
Windrivers provides</STRONG>
Perfect message, but sadly
Is missing two beats.
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I'm sorry to criticize, NooNoo! As far as actual poetry goes, I doubt anybody here will come up with something better than what you have offered. You get 5.9 out of 6 instead of the perfect score ONLY because the haiku format is supposed to have seven syllables in the second line instead of five.
I'll freely admit you're a better poet than I am!
Oh Clam, I wasn't competing and I thought yours was great.
I guess thats what comes of being a straight A student in english!
The trouble with 7 syllables in the middle is you have to either use words that people have to look up in the dicitionary, or the line is too long.
So I chose to bend the format slightly.
And I bet you someone comes up with something better than me within 24 hours!
Angered and Pissed
are words of begged help
searching windrivers
This is not a test
Or a competition thing;
Just having fun here.
PC acting strange
Don't you bother calling me
Control-Alt-Delete
[Mischief On]
How about this Clam, to get the full 6.0?
Cold stuffy learning
Made warm, fresh, freely given
Windrivers provides
[/Mischief]
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Five, seven, and five
Is what you should remember
When writing haikus.
Pleases me to know
That I'm making people count
With drumming fingers.
sad miserable
am I by myself
think I will go
break something
ehhh crap... does that count?
I love my tech job
Microsoft is a big must
To make some money
Windrivers is here
To help us through a long day
just sit and post away
haikus are so dumb,
why would someone waste their time
writing these dumb poems?
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Fantastic chatroom
Hosts and guests searching knowledge
Pennies, not leaves drop!
Heh, gotta do one
For all walks of cyberlife
Password is valid
Blue and green
the shore and the river meet
Now I shall swim
When I drink my Coke
It makes me feel good inside
I'm ready to post
goddam telephone
always ringing in my ear
mute button, clear mind
first post of the day
think topical, yet funny
mind, screen, both are blank
Cobra seeks revenge
for the monkey caused much pain
the mods lie bleeding
whining bitching pep's
"I will leave, this time for real!!"
die slowly in pain.....
Endless damned loop
I am the blue screen of death
Data is no more
growing frustration
foolish jumping bunny boy!
Rail gun ends your flight.
"Hater" camps above you
Sniper Scope scans below
"Headshot!" echoes here
Spam in my inbox
Order viagra online!
Send them virus back.
Cobra is so cool
He makes this site so awesome
He is my hero
Darren stars in films
Which have sexual content
Can't describe them here
Q is the sherrif
A megamoderator
Who closes my threads
JvaGuy - artist
First tie-dye, and then lightning
Majorly kicks ***
Elbatcho, monkey
Cobra's former lackey he's
smarter than most apes.
hackers on port 111!!
sniffing, lurking, waiting dorks..
I use '98 dumb-asses!!
You click, "I love You"
The world ends with a whimper
the tech shop mocks you.
More damn port sniffing
SSH on a '98 box, fool?!
This is not Linux!!!
A new email..exe?
Anna Kournikova Nude!!
Where'd my files go?!
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
I get home from school
Stressed out and extremely bored
What can a boy do?
With my mouse in hand
Something else in the other
Adult Cupid RULEZ!!
You want haikus? I got your haikus right here. Enjoy some funny ones that I've had posted on my desk for sometime regarding any version of Windows.
Stay the patient course.
Of little woth is your ire.
The network is down.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears you scream.
The web site you seek
Cannot be located.
But countless more exist.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
I could've typed more, but I thought these were the best.
The ones posted by Spork are actual error messages from the BeOS operating system.
I like to post here
When my computer goes down
I get lots of help
em-clown is so cool
From the Wind Rivers Resort <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> (WindRivers?)
He is the coolest
home from work at last
lonely beige machine calls me
time to hit the net
yummy chocolate bar
really big and now it's gone
WinDrivers ate it
printing for so long
image is so large and clear
one color ran dry
ur-hum.
should be good at this
but cannnot be bothered
so there you see it
whats my score ; - 5.9 ??? <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
I hate my damn job
Little interest I have
In working today.
Which is why I'm here writing poems, I suppose...LOL
Ooo...just thought of another one...
New member status
Dammit, how you haunt me so
When do I move up?
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I'm just a shadow
a mark of what i should be
without you i'm dead
AOL sucks bad
I hate AOL a lot
AOL sucks Edited by Sheriff Q <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> just kidding
Where to find drivers,
for this piece of crap sound card?
of course, WinDrivers!
I sit here alone,
reading, posting, WinDrivers,
god, I have no life.
WinDrivers dot com.
Number one source for drivers.
Forums, chat, and fun.
my keyboard is blue
my typing is failing me
it is getting late.
There once was a hermit named Dave,
no, wait, thats another topic...
I drink coke all day
So I can just post away
Here on windrivers