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No I don't, they smell. I am really bored at work and the most exciting thing I have done was trouble shoot a 692 error and see how many pieces of bubblegum I could cram in my mouth before my phone started to ring. What's your day like so I can pretend to have a life.
Hmmmm. Interesting. Are there Aardvarks decending on Austin :eek: ! What is this deep rooted hatred of the regal Aardvark ;) . Did one do in your ant farm at a young age. Was there a pet Aardvark in the neighborhood that attacked you as a child, attack Aardvarks are nasty! Does the Aardvark that makes an occasional appearance on the comic strip B.C. bring out even more dread and fear? Oh I feel this is a problem that needs to be hashed out so you can live a full and fruitful life.
Oh by the way the answer your question trying to clean the house so we can get ready to sell it! :D
Actually I was sexually harassed by two very agressive Aardvarks. They stuffed me into a garbage can and peed on me. I still have nightmares on trash day and this provents me from getting close to very large zoo animal and trash cans. This is very difficult since the tech next to me is an Aardvark!
Bracius, you need a better brand of crack...... :D
I would but the Aardvarks kicked my azz like a little pansy woman that I am and took my money and my crack and peed on me again.
Oh man! I've always said it's better to be pi$$ed off than pi$$ed on!!! So I say go out there and face down those Aardvarks and give them a severe noogie, twist their ears, take back your crack and your money.
Is this one of perps http://www.aardvark.co.za/images/aardvark_logo.gif ? If it is he's been seen rolling PC tech's at the local Best Buy as recently as 3 days ago! I'm glad they have headed east!
Did ya notice that Aardvark is the fastest search engine in Africa?!! :eek: :D
Aardvarks....no dear god.....I once was attcked by firebreathing pink aardvark that went by the name of George.....lucky the hariless space monkies gave it soup and George croaked.
Sorry Bracius I just had to quote you in my sig :D
What the f*** is an aardvark? Sounds like a video game? But I guess it could be some psycho queer lil animal that likes to steal people's crack and money and then piss on them.
Is there like any kind of aardvark repellant?
Well, aardvark's are either a cute little ant-eating critter like this:
https://forums.windrivers.com/
or, an ugly, but lethal killing machine like this:
http://64.69.71.240/thumbnails-milit...1-Aardvark.jpg
Yup, that's an F-111 "Aardvark"... :D
Well I spent my weekend looking for the Aardvarks. I found there is actually three of them. The mall security cameras got some good video of them kicking the snot out of me and a THIRD Aardvark in a getaway vehicle.
I spent my weekend going around town to find some more info. Come to find out I am not the only one! They recently crashed a Linux support group and beat the crap out of them too. Also I found that the trio of ant eaters have but two OS/Warp newbies into serious condition. I have a feeling that an evil power is behind this!
[quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
<strong>Well, aardvark's are either a cute little ant-eating critter like this:
http://gwis2.circ.gwu.edu/~atkins/ne...a/aardvark.gif
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Looks like a turd! I would drop kick this lil agressive bastard if it tried to pee on me.
[quote]Originally posted by opiate:
<strong>
Looks like a turd! I would drop kick this lil agressive bastard if it tried to pee on me.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Wait untill you see a hairles flying space monkey those are scary man
Man, what are you guys on?!? :eek: :D :rolleyes:
....I think they're mighty tasty roasted with an orange glaze.....tastes a little like chicken! :D
[quote]Originally posted by adept:
<strong>Man, what are you guys on?!? :eek: :D :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>
Allot of stuff! You???
Ok this is going to far! I go to my car and it's covered in pink ribbons and has "Wuss" written in shoe polish. THOSE DAMN AARDVARKS! I think that the Taliban must be involved some how, if not I will blame them anyways. Oh, great now they are signing me up for porn spam! AAAAARG!
i had a dream i was chased by a hermaphadyke aardvark wearing a strap on.
then i woke up and i was at a zoo and there was an aardvark looking at me and it had lip stick on.
i too am tramatized by aardvarks i cant look at them or i go into shock. i was in a mental clinic for a while trying to recover. :(
[quote]Originally posted by AbSoLuTeZeR0:
<strong>i had a dream i was chased by a hermaphadyke aardvark wearing a strap on.
then i woke up and i was at a zoo and there was an aardvark looking at me and it had lip stick on.
i too am tramatized by aardvarks i cant look at them or i go into shock. i was in a mental clinic for a while trying to recover. :( </strong><hr></blockquote>
I feel your pain, I too have dream about hermaphrodite Aardvarks. Ever since I little child, since "that day", I cannot sleep with out dreaming about Aardvarks. Oh man, the Aardvark next to me is smiling at me again.
why god why cant i cant these aardvarks out of my head?
they keep talking to me and telling me to do bad things, why wont they stop :eek:
somebody help me make them go away :(
Begone! Evil Aardvarks.
Topic Closed.
There are even more!!!
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Your point being?...Quote:
Originally Posted by freddy
This happened when the aardvark fetished ßracius started several new posts, so I went back in time and flailed all aardvark posts I could find. My resurrection had purpose, yours is just foolish and uninteresting.... :cool: