I have just witnessed a legitimate MIRACLE.

Well i didn't have much faith, I must confess. Until now, that is! A Gen-U-Wine MIRACLE has just occurred here in our humble town in northern Indiana.

Against my wishes, but at the behest of the user, I installed Win98se on an old Dude yer gettin' a Dell Optiplex (P-pro180Mhz/32MB RAM).
Anywho here comes the part where Jesus actually came to earth and intervened in human affairs... On the final reboot, the machine came up and ALL THE HARDWARE was <CORRECTLY INSTALLED![/b] This includes the on-board sound and on-board NIC! I cant, and I mean CAN"T believe I don't have to waste the next hour of my life getting drivers for this box!
Thank-You, JESUS!

Just wanted to testify, and share my joy with the congregation.

Do not doubt that this truly is a miracle.

I witnessed a miracle once to.

I was standing in church one day and I noticed a man hobbling up to the holy water on crutches. As he neared the water, he stopped, reached down with his hands and splashed holy water all over his legs. As he finished, he threw his crutches away and started to walk. I ran as fast as I could to the priest.

Me: "Father, father! A man came into the church, splashed holy water on his legs and began to walk."

Father: "My son, you have just witnessed a miracle. Where is this man now?"

Me; "Flat on his @$$ over by the holy water." :D

LMMFAO!

AMEN TO THAT BRUTHA

I've never seen or even heard of that happening before!

I mean, growing a leg is alright, but a finalized install of win98 on the first boot?!? :eek:

Sure I`ve seen this mentioned before on this forum,the number of reboots [up to three] is dependent on the hardware installed if I remember correctly.


"here I am single, desperate, and have no morals, but I’m open to being rehabilitated."

I am thinking that may be a sign of one of the seven horsemen... :D

The next thing you know the Red Sox are gonna win the World Series :p

[quote]Originally posted by shamus:
<strong>The next thing you know the Red Sox are gonna win the World Series :p </strong><hr></blockquote>

Or worse yet the Lions will win a game.

[quote]Originally posted by shamus:
<strong>The next thing you know the Red Sox are gonna win the World Series :p </strong><hr></blockquote>

That would take more than a miracle.... :p

[quote]Originally posted by shamus:
<strong>The next thing you know the Red Sox are gonna win the World Series :p </strong><hr></blockquote>

Or the Cubs!

I still don't believe it. Stop trying to scare me with false stories about Windows like that. That's not even possible.

Running to church to go pray to the gods as it's the end of the world as we know it. :D

well i think ive done something simular on an old compaq with WINME (dont even dare flame me, i scored £200 + the license fee for that job) damn i was scared. real scared...
had to leave the room if i recall correctly.

came back, still looking startled, 3 cups of coffee (with a shot of whiskey) later i was fine and ready to accept just about anything :D

[quote]Originally posted by shamus:
<strong>The next thing you know the Red Sox are gonna win the World Series :p </strong><hr></blockquote>

What I want to know is...why the heck is it called the world series? It's the US series isn't it?
[not that New Zealand has a baseball team worth putting on show anyway]

Back to the point anyway...I actually saw that happen on a Desktop once....and it was a genuine ****heap! A miracle? I'd say good luck! :)

I've seen similar miracles with Win98SE before. That's because I'm very faithful! ;)

Pretty scary, now the story about WinME has me crapping my pants. WinME actually worked?!?!

Was it an act of God, or were the demons inside the box just playing with you?

Well, now that you mention it, the room got real cold, and I could see my breath... then I heard the 98 boot up wav file (which scared the heck out of me cuz it was the last thing I expected).
It was just then that one of my sales guys got sucked into a monitor and we haven't seen him since...
Freaky.