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AHHAHAHHHA, good post :D
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">This guy *really* did his reasearch! :D
Almost as good as the Bling! Bling! site... :D :D
It gets better when you get to the pumpup section on the site. hehe
"Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart."
That is the best site ever!!!!
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">oxymoron ox·y·mo·ra (-môr, -mr) or ox·y·mo·rons
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.
From late Greek oxymOron, from neuter of oxymOros pointedly foolish, from Greek oxys sharp, keen + mOros foolish. ~1657.
- ox·y·mo·ron·ic /-m&-'rä-nik, -mo-/ adjective,- ox·y·mo·ron·i·cal·ly /-ni-k(&-)lE/ adverb
Less of the oxy and more of the other.....
If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.
--Chinese Curse
Hmmmmmm.... very odd
Read the seppuku section and this idiot talks about swallowing a frisby because all your friends will think it's cool. this site is a crackup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seppuku with a frisbee
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die.
If you succeed everybody will be like “Holy Crap!”
Oh Crap I'm laughing so much my boss can hear it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
from the "Pump Up Section"
"The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive"
LOL, that was good
what a great post
you mean someone is actually paying to have this hosted? i don't get the joke...
hehe need we say anymore....
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">
I laughed so hard at this site that diarrhea sprayed all over my roommates just like the pirates did in "The Kings Gold/Babes" story.
I'm definately ordering a t-shirt
muahahahahhahahaha:
"I got so pumped I almost kicked my mom right in the face!"
"I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed."
oooooh no! The site is down.
The Pirates Won!
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Stanley_Kubrick:
<strong>oooooh no! The site is down.
The Pirates Won!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">you LIE. The Pirates will never win.
Look at the beady eyes and the facial hair - He must be one of them! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
<img src="http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum3/noncgi/avatars/custom/7014.jpg" alt=" - " />
This has GOT to be the wierdest site that I have visited in quite some time. It is pretty funny though.
Methinks the author head-butted his dog a few too many times....
--Stryfe
Adept, ye scury scallawag! I be resentin' that remark, ye wee harlot! I be no pirate!
...so Stryfe is from south bend? amazing, me too...
Nice to see another South Bend resident on the forums! I was beginning to feel alone. :D
Another thought on the site: Haven't they put people in mental hospitals for less? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> :rolleyes: